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YoshitoKikuchi
09/15/17 9:04:28 AM
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Mainly used at bedtime
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Skye Reynolds
09/15/17 9:05:54 AM
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Expected "Get me UP in the morning."
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KogaSteelfang
09/15/17 9:20:06 AM
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No one likes alarm clocks. ...Ooohhhh.
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K181
09/15/17 9:33:33 AM
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Not actually in bed with you?

Replaced by a smart phone?

Battery-powered?

Ending your dreams?
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ShotgunSilencer
09/15/17 10:16:28 AM
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Loud and annoying?
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Just_a_loser
09/15/17 10:18:20 AM
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Pound them until they shut up?

Quiet enough to sleep through?

Not near you at all?
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apolloooo
09/15/17 10:23:02 AM
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An object of pure dread and the source of your torment after it forces you to realize the futility and monotonous routine of the void that is life?
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Lost_All_Senses
09/15/17 10:24:14 AM
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You try to use them but just end up turning them off?
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Anarchy_Juiblex
09/15/17 10:24:41 AM
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Put in a suitcase and shown to people, causing an controversy?
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Window_Starer
09/15/17 10:25:26 AM
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Digital?
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philsov
09/15/17 10:26:00 AM
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sitting on my night stand, silent and inert until I tell them otherwise.
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Fam_Fam
09/15/17 10:26:48 AM
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helping you be responsible?
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
09/15/17 10:27:37 AM
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not anywhere near me when I wake up in the morning
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Questionmarktarius
09/15/17 10:27:45 AM
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Completely useless during a power failure?
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Anarchy_Juiblex
09/15/17 10:30:40 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Completely useless during a power failure?


I had one that had backup batteries. But it was blue light and brighter than the sun so I ended up getting rid of it.
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/15/17 10:49:14 AM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Put in a suitcase and shown to people, causing an controversy?


lol
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