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MikeArmstrong
09/15/17 8:53:08 AM
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You know who you are
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assassinCrash
09/15/17 8:56:37 AM
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Not me
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DevsBro
09/15/17 8:56:57 AM
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Also the dudes who pick the stall that is straight ahead when you open the bathroom door as if they don't know you can see their damn inner thigh through the crack.
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Veggeta X
09/15/17 9:00:00 AM
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One of my coworkers moans when he poops. So I went to go take a dump. Now when I launch them out they make splashy noises but that's it. I don't make deep breathing sighs or anything like that. Dude comes in and you already know it's him. He literally moans like he is being ass fucked with great pleasure, and he knows someone is in the stall next to his and he still makes over zealot relieving moans. Like does it feel that good, bro? Holy shit.
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/15/17 9:01:07 AM
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Tim Allen grunt?
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Leight_Weight
09/15/17 11:18:17 AM
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Yeah I don't understand that shit eitjer
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AvlButtslam
09/15/17 11:20:01 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
One of my coworkers moans when he poops. So I went to go take a dump. Now when I launch them out they make splashy noises but that's it. I don't make deep breathing sighs or anything like that. Dude comes in and you already know it's him. He literally moans like he is being ass fucked with great pleasure, and he knows someone is in the stall next to his and he still makes over zealot relieving moans. Like does it feel that good, bro? Holy shit.

Lol
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Zodd3224
09/15/17 11:21:29 AM
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What about people who cry while they shit?
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BuckVanHammer
09/15/17 11:22:38 AM
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I have a co-worker that grunts before and during. He'll do a long ewww grunt, get up and damn near Sprint to the restroom...

It's interesting working with people for long periods and learning these types of weird quirks about them. Wonder if I have any weird ones....
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Vindris_SNH
09/15/17 11:23:24 AM
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Grunt?

I scream.
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Deadpool_18
09/15/17 11:24:26 AM
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I'm already poop shy as is, so when some fucker uses the stall right next to mine I wait until he's gone. Or I get so uncomfortable I stop caring and I just splatter mud all over the porcelain and let him enjoy the noise since he decided to pick this time to get close to me.
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Turbam
09/15/17 11:24:34 AM
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There's one dude at work who talks to himself while shitting.
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ThyCorndog
09/15/17 11:24:59 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
One of my coworkers moans when he poops. So I went to go take a dump. Now when I launch them out they make splashy noises but that's it. I don't make deep breathing sighs or anything like that. Dude comes in and you already know it's him. He literally moans like he is being ass fucked with great pleasure, and he knows someone is in the stall next to his and he still makes over zealot relieving moans. Like does it feel that good, bro? Holy shit.

loool
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JlM
09/15/17 11:26:53 AM
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Is it true that Americans clap after they take a shit?
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Deadpool_18
09/15/17 11:28:43 AM
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JlM posted...
Is it true that Americans clap after they take a shit?


I want to now.
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hollow_shrine
09/15/17 11:29:56 AM
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What if they're constipated and they're actually in pain? This is such a personal thing, and as our parents get older, we will see (and hear) it all.

I can't imagine holding on to negative feelings about this long enough to make a topic about it. Dude, come on.
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ThyCorndog
09/15/17 11:31:06 AM
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hollow_shrine posted...
What if they're constipated and they're actually in pain? This is such a personal thing, and as our parents get older, we will see (and hear) it all.

I can't imagine holding on to negative feelings about this long enough to make a topic about it. Dude, come on.

I already hear it with my dad. If I ever happen to be around when he's taking a shit he starts singing like he does in the shower
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MACisBack
09/15/17 11:32:07 AM
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How'd you like that TOILET BOWEL!?!

READY FOR ANOTHER?

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Zodd3224
09/15/17 11:33:46 AM
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JlM posted...
Is it true that Americans clap after they take a shit?


Most of us do the electric slide afterwards. Sometimes during.
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eston
09/15/17 11:34:00 AM
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There's a guy in my building who sings in the bathroom. One day I was taking a dump and he walked up to one of the urinals and started belting out an improvised song about how it burns when he pees.

Dude works in the cafeteria
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