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N1NJAREB0RN
09/13/17 6:57:22 PM
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She said great lemme hop in the shower and prep.

I think she got the wrong idea tbh.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/13/17 8:21:26 PM
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Yep definitely the wrong idea. She's trying to get the kids to bed early.

Wish me luck down there guys.
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Leight_Weight
09/13/17 8:23:22 PM
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Ugh. Just go down there and hope for the best
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/13/17 8:23:49 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
Ugh. Just go down there and hope for the best


I mean, that's all you CAN do, right?
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OwlRammer
09/13/17 8:24:29 PM
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DK9292
09/13/17 8:24:42 PM
#6:


My lesbian neighbours got me a rolex for my birthday.

I think they misunderstood what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".
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InstaReturns
09/13/17 8:24:46 PM
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I enjoy both forms of eating out, some people see one as a chore sometimes
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JSancton
09/13/17 8:25:23 PM
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Hopefully she didn't have something nasty for lunch. Doesn't pineapple make it better? Quick, feed her a whole pineapple!
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Awesome
09/13/17 8:25:32 PM
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if this actually happened then thats hot
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giantblimpN7
09/13/17 8:25:37 PM
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/13/17 8:27:43 PM
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giantblimpN7 posted...
You don't have a shower


Oh I do.

And this is happening. I would take pics but I don't think that would go over well with her.
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addled
09/13/17 8:32:04 PM
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N1NJAREB0RN posted...
giantblimpN7 posted...
You don't have a shower


Oh I do.

And this is happening. I would take pics but I don't think that would go over well with her.


Yeah, the mods would probably wouldn't share them either. Greedy mods.
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Returning_CEmen
09/13/17 8:32:26 PM
#13:


I know a guy who survived on eating nothing but ***** for a month.
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Chama
09/13/17 8:33:13 PM
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InstaReturns posted...
I enjoy both forms of eating out, some people see one as a chore sometimes

I mean, it costs money, not to mention commute in some cases and tips.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/13/17 11:11:02 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
I know a guy who survived on eating nothing but ***** for a month.


As much as I love it, man can not live on vagina alone.
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Leight_Weight
09/14/17 9:38:17 AM
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How did it go tc
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Zodd3224
09/14/17 9:40:31 AM
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I hate when women look at me like im some kinda living sex toy just here for their pleasure
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/14/17 9:41:45 AM
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JSancton posted...
Hopefully she didn't have something nasty for lunch. Doesn't pineapple make it better? Quick, feed her a whole pineapple!

Most fruits will do the trick.
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prettyprincess
09/14/17 9:43:55 AM
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should be your default
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BoogerRed
09/14/17 9:46:53 AM
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Don't forget that the anus is the neighbor to the pussy!
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PoopPotato
09/14/17 9:47:22 AM
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I always get nervous and forget the alphabet. Usually results in me just staring at her snatch and then she goes home.
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darkjedilink
09/14/17 9:48:17 AM
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prettyprincess posted...
should be your default

This. If it isn't, you're doing it wrong.
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darkjedilink
09/14/17 9:51:28 AM
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BoogerRed posted...
Don't forget that the anus is the neighbor to the pussy!

Sexy, sexy neighbor.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/14/17 9:52:17 AM
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Leight_Weight posted...
How did it go tc


Went well. Got the job done, no complaints.
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DoctorVader
09/14/17 9:54:22 AM
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Wha bou da butt?
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darkjedilink
09/14/17 9:55:14 AM
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N1NJAREB0RN posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
How did it go tc

Went well. Got the job done, no complaints.

Way to set the bar low.

If I didn't make her leak all over the bed, I feel like I did a poor job.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/14/17 9:55:49 AM
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DoctorVader posted...
Wha bou da butt?


If you mean oral, nah. We have started experimenting with anal but that's as far as I'll go atm.
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BoogerRed
09/14/17 9:56:29 AM
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N1NJAREB0RN posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wha bou da butt?


If you mean oral, nah. We have started experimenting with anal but that's as far as I'll go atm.

Man up, sir.
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darkjedilink
09/14/17 10:01:24 AM
#29:


BoogerRed posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wha bou da butt?

If you mean oral, nah. We have started experimenting with anal but that's as far as I'll go atm.

Man up, sir.

This. Stop being a pussy.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/14/17 10:03:23 AM
#30:


darkjedilink posted...
BoogerRed posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wha bou da butt?

If you mean oral, nah. We have started experimenting with anal but that's as far as I'll go atm.

Man up, sir.

This. Stop being a pussy.


Nah, I'm good. She doesn't really want that anyways.
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BoogerRed
09/14/17 10:04:20 AM
#31:


N1NJAREB0RN posted...
darkjedilink posted...
BoogerRed posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wha bou da butt?

If you mean oral, nah. We have started experimenting with anal but that's as far as I'll go atm.

Man up, sir.

This. Stop being a pussy.


Nah, I'm good. She doesn't really want that anyways.

She doesn't know that she wants it yet.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/14/17 11:34:47 AM
#32:


BoogerRed posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
darkjedilink posted...
BoogerRed posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wha bou da butt?

If you mean oral, nah. We have started experimenting with anal but that's as far as I'll go atm.

Man up, sir.

This. Stop being a pussy.


Nah, I'm good. She doesn't really want that anyways.

She doesn't know that she wants it yet.


And I think I'll leave well enough alone.
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darkjedilink
09/14/17 2:37:25 PM
#33:


N1NJAREB0RN posted...
BoogerRed posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
darkjedilink posted...
BoogerRed posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Wha bou da butt?

If you mean oral, nah. We have started experimenting with anal but that's as far as I'll go atm.

Man up, sir.

This. Stop being a pussy.

Nah, I'm good. She doesn't really want that anyways.

She doesn't know that she wants it yet.

And I think I'll leave well enough alone.

That poor woman.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/14/17 4:29:47 PM
#34:


I mean, if she wanted that we could have the discussion and maybe work something out but that's not the case.
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darkjedilink
09/14/17 5:03:41 PM
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N1NJAREB0RN posted...
I mean, if she wanted that we could have the discussion and maybe work something out but that's not the case.

Or, you could just do it.
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N1NJAREB0RN
09/14/17 6:46:36 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
N1NJAREB0RN posted...
I mean, if she wanted that we could have the discussion and maybe work something out but that's not the case.

Or, you could just do it.


Nah
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