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Fire_hydrant
09/13/17 2:06:32 PM
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Asking for a coworker. Wanna know just how deep of shit they are in.
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MACisBack
09/13/17 2:07:24 PM
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It literally has to be drained as it will fuck the engine up.
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littlebro07
09/13/17 2:07:47 PM
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MACisBack posted...
It literally has to be drained as it will fuck the engine up.

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Irony
09/13/17 2:08:25 PM
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What happens if you put rocket fuel in a golf cart
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Kyurem-BW
09/13/17 2:09:09 PM
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MACisBack posted...
It literally has to be drained ASAP as it will fuck the engine up.

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Santorin
09/13/17 2:09:27 PM
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You fuck your engine up that's what happens
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jayj420
09/13/17 2:10:35 PM
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It probably won't combust properly, might fuck up the fuel system
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Hexagon
09/13/17 2:10:35 PM
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It will damage your engine most likely, the engine works different for gasoline and diesel engines. Look up the diesel cycle compared to the otto cycle.
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__aCEr__
09/13/17 2:11:38 PM
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Irony posted...
What happens if you put rocket fuel in a golf cart

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Leight_Weight
09/13/17 2:13:05 PM
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They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles
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Fire_hydrant
09/13/17 2:18:41 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles


I'm so happy right now.
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DoctorVader
09/13/17 2:20:12 PM
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Dame mas gasolina
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AlephZero
09/13/17 2:20:53 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles

lmao they're fucked
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jayj420
09/13/17 2:22:01 PM
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AlephZero posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles

lmao they're fucked

Yeah likely looking at a new engine and fuel system
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Leight_Weight
09/13/17 2:22:16 PM
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AlephZero posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles

lmao they're fucked

That's what I'm thinking too. Hopefully the dumbass gets fired
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darkjedilink
09/13/17 2:24:49 PM
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jayj420 posted...
AlephZero posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles

lmao they're fucked

Yeah likely looking at a new engine and fuel system

Literally cheaper to buy a new truck.
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jayj420
09/13/17 2:26:12 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
jayj420 posted...
AlephZero posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles

lmao they're fucked

Yeah likely looking at a new engine and fuel system

Literally cheaper to buy a new truck.

It depends really.
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hollow_shrine
09/13/17 2:28:10 PM
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Not only do you need to drain it, you need to rinse it out of your engine using the proper type of fuel so that none of the residue lingers to fuck your shit up.

It's basically all the money, worse if you're dealing with a plus-sized vehicle.
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Leight_Weight
09/13/17 2:28:13 PM
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I don't think it's cheaper to get a new truck. This one has every bell and whistle imaginable. Alpine sound system, Bose speakers, leather seats, crew cab, heated/air conditioned seats, tow package, XM radio, WiFi, etc
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hollow_shrine
09/13/17 2:29:29 PM
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Literally how?
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jayj420
09/13/17 2:30:34 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Not only do you need to drain it, you need to rinse it out of your engine using the proper type of fuel so that none of the residue lingers to fuck your shit up.

It's basically all the money, worse if you're dealing with a plus-sized vehicle.

They were driving it... they're fucked. Looking at a hefty repair bill.
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Leight_Weight
09/13/17 2:32:25 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Literally how?

Because we work with fucking idiots who if they were face down in a puddle wouldn't have the sense to turn their heads to breathe
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Correct_Facts
09/13/17 2:34:15 PM
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lol if it had been a Ford none of this would have ever happened.
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jayj420
09/13/17 2:35:24 PM
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Correct_Facts posted...
lol if it had been a Ford none of this would have ever happened.

A Ford would have just blown up the second you did something wrong.
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Hexagon
09/13/17 2:35:33 PM
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I wouldn't compare knowing the difference between diesel fuel and gasoline the same as knowing how to breathe. But that's just me.
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Fire_hydrant
09/13/17 2:38:04 PM
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Hexagon posted...
I wouldn't compare knowing the difference between diesel fuel and gasoline the same as knowing how to breathe. But that's just me.


It's not the comparison that matters, it's the fact that he's not exaggerating.
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hollow_shrine
09/13/17 2:38:56 PM
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Hexagon posted...
I wouldn't compare knowing the difference between diesel fuel and gasoline the same as knowing how to breathe. But that's just me.

I would. You can tell the difference just by breathing, assuming you can smell. My dad drove a diesel car for like ten years when I was a kid. The smell is pretty unmistakable.
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darkjedilink
09/13/17 2:45:27 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
I don't think it's cheaper to get a new truck. This one has every bell and whistle imaginable. Alpine sound system, Bose speakers, leather seats, crew cab, heated/air conditioned seats, tow package, XM radio, WiFi, etc

The shop I work at would charge $18k for the engine swap alone. If the exhaust system got trashed, that means another $8k for turbos and $12k for turbo-back exhaust. Plus whatever gets done with the fuel system.

At the very least, potentially close.
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chill02
09/13/17 2:47:33 PM
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Santorin posted...
You fuck your engine up that's what happens

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Leight_Weight
09/13/17 2:48:20 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
I don't think it's cheaper to get a new truck. This one has every bell and whistle imaginable. Alpine sound system, Bose speakers, leather seats, crew cab, heated/air conditioned seats, tow package, XM radio, WiFi, etc

The shop I work at would charge $18k for the engine swap alone. If the exhaust system got trashed, that means another $8k for turbos and $12k for turbo-back exhaust. Plus whatever gets done with the fuel system.

At the very least, potentially close.

Well they dun fucked up then
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Action53
09/13/17 2:51:24 PM
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AlephZero posted...
Leight_Weight posted...
They drove the vehicle down the highway until it died. It's a brand new Chevy 3500 Silverado HD. 15k miles

lmao they're fucked

Fucked hard, lol


Diesels run at a much higher compression than a gas engine. Diesels also fire off compression alone, not a spark plug.

With the gas in there it burned super hot and with way more explosive force than it is designed for. It's most likely burned/melted the pistons and valves and ruined all the injectors. Ruined all the fuel lines, filters and injector pump too.

Gas floats on diesel because it's lighter, it probably ran fine until it burned all the diesel out of the lines and filters
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littlebro07
09/13/17 9:27:21 PM
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Don't diesel and gasoline stands use different pumps so you specifically don't do this
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Leight_Weight
09/14/17 10:40:02 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
Don't diesel and gasoline stands use different pumps so you specifically don't do this

Diesel nozzles are bigger so they won't usually fit in a regular gas tank. Doesn't usually work the other way around though
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Santorin
09/14/17 10:44:44 AM
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jayj420 posted...
Correct_Facts posted...
lol if it had been a Ford none of this would have ever happened.

A Ford would have just blown up the second you did something wrong.


F-150 is the most popular truck I don't know what you're talking about.
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Action53
09/14/17 10:52:17 AM
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Santorin posted...
jayj420 posted...
Correct_Facts posted...
lol if it had been a Ford none of this would have ever happened.

A Ford would have just blown up the second you did something wrong.


F-150 is the most popular truck I don't know what you're talking about.

My diesel f250 has 400k miles on it and still going strong
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Santorin
09/14/17 10:53:05 AM
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F-Series are monsters.
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L0Z
09/14/17 10:58:54 AM
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diesel engines don't have spark plugs. they rely on compressing the diesel air mixture. diesel ignites under pressure and gasoline may or may not, if it does itll preignite before it should and mess the timing up and you get the picture. if it doesn't ignite at all youll just flood the engine with gasoline
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Action53
09/14/17 11:08:34 AM
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L0Z posted...
diesel engines don't have spark plugs. they rely on compressing the diesel air mixture. diesel ignites under pressure and gasoline may or may not, if it does itll preignite before it should and mess the timing up and you get the picture. if it doesn't ignite at all youll just flood the engine with gasoline

It'll definitely ignite, prematurely and catastrophically
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josifrees
09/14/17 11:11:48 AM
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Chevy owners everybody!!
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Fire_hydrant
09/14/17 11:57:51 AM
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josifrees posted...
Chevy owners everybody!!


I hope tonight, you're in your living room enjoying your breadsticks and pizza sauce, and maybe watching tv, perhaps some Netflix original series, and suddenly a Chevy slams right through your living room wall. In the horror and dust and agony, you see a man get out of the truck wearing a cowboy hat and glasses, eating a slim jim. Guess what? He's you from the future and he's come back in time to tell you you're wrong.
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