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Turtlebread
09/12/17 4:46:31 AM
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i only have 15 minutes holy shit
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Pinotage
09/12/17 4:51:54 AM
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How rude of them to spring this on you with only 15 minutes notice!
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serene_risa
09/12/17 4:53:13 AM
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Quick, do a short online course on improving your memory and brain power or something.
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action52
09/12/17 4:54:10 AM
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Pinotage posted...
How rude of them to spring this on you with only 15 minutes notice!

XD
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OwlRammer
09/12/17 4:55:16 AM
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action52
09/12/17 4:57:26 AM
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But seriously, the best solution is an 80s style scheme where someone reads the speech to you over a headset that somehow people don't notice. Halfway through the speech hilarious hijinks will ensue as the person reading you the lines has some mishap, with you repeating all the outbursts!

Finally you get top marks by the teacher who loves your creativity and comical inserts.

It's foolproof!
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serene_risa
09/12/17 4:57:40 AM
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OwlRammer posted...
just write it all on your hand

7000 words man
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action52
09/12/17 4:58:11 AM
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Diddling away your time on GameFAQS is also a great solution.
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Rika_Furude
09/12/17 5:01:27 AM
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print the speech onto standard a4 sheets and read from them in such a way it blocks your face from the judging eyes of the audience
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