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smoke_break
09/10/17 10:27:11 AM
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yes or no


just learned that cuddle services r a thing and found this site called cuddlecomfort where u can pay to cuddle. the going rate seems to be $75-80 an hour
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Dustin1280
09/10/17 10:28:39 AM
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fucking no

EDIT: OMG that site....

"We'll find you a cuddle buddy so you can start a friendship based on cuddling without any expectations for more."

Step 1: Signup for a free account in under 30 seconds

Step 2: Search for the nearest cuddle buddy

Step 3: Message them w/o having to explain, they get it

Step 4: You meet-up and cuddle without it progressing to more...

This site has GOT to be a joke... Or code for fuck buddy or something...
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 10:28:47 AM
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I'd pay that for a guy, sure.
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NINExATExSEVEN
09/10/17 10:37:35 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I'd pay that for a guy, sure.


@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?
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Leight_Weight
09/10/17 10:38:17 AM
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Vegy is that you?
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 10:38:47 AM
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I'd pay that for a guy, sure.


@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?


Because I can't seem to get any action otherwise
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ShotgunSilencer
09/10/17 10:40:03 AM
#7:


Dustin1280 posted...


This site has GOT to be a joke... Or code for fuck buddy or something...


This is what I'm thinking. Kinda like an cover up prostitution thing lol.
Cuz it can't be for real for just cuddling. Wtf
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smoke_break
09/10/17 10:40:54 AM
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
Dustin1280 posted...


This site has GOT to be a joke... Or code for fuck buddy or something...


This is what I'm thinking. Kinda like an cover up prostitution thing lol.
Cuz it can't be for real for just cuddling. Wtf

I might try it tonight I'll let y'all know
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NINExATExSEVEN
09/10/17 10:43:46 AM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I'd pay that for a guy, sure.


@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?


Because I can't seem to get any action otherwise


Didn't you post a pic of yourself in one of the selfie topics? I could've sworn I said that you were cute

Idk
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Fam_Fam
09/10/17 10:44:54 AM
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no these are legit services. and a total waste of money, imo
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ItsVinceRusso
09/10/17 10:45:09 AM
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are you supposed to be filling in for vegy while he hides from the hurricane?
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smoke_break
09/10/17 10:49:50 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
no these are legit services. and a total waste of money, imo

oh u tried them before? how was the experience
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smoke_break
09/10/17 10:51:57 AM
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y is everyone saying no. y'all know if someone like Jennifer Lawrence or Aubrey Plaza wanted to cuddle you wouldn't mind giving up da dough
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Dustin1280
09/10/17 10:53:12 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
no these are legit services. and a total waste of money, imo

Sounds like you have tried this service, enlighten us.
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DawkinsNumber4
09/10/17 10:55:49 AM
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People pay to cuddle? I cuddle with my friend all the time and she has a boyfriend and we still cuddle...for free.

I think she is cute. Dunno what CE would think though.

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lowtides
09/10/17 11:02:44 AM
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I'm gay so no
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ssj3vegeta2
09/10/17 11:08:38 AM
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NeoShadowhen
09/10/17 11:11:03 AM
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Hmm. Hypothetically speaking...

If I was going to pay 75-100 bucks for a cuddle they'd have to be really cute. Like, really really cute. And wearing something special.

It's just a matter of economics. You could in theory get a trashed out looking hooker for that kinda money. So the degree of their cleanliness and appearance would have to increase to a similar degree as the decline from banging to cuddling.

I probably wouldn't do it through a service. Would be better to do it with an amateur. Maybe even an acquaintance.
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 11:18:02 AM
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NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I'd pay that for a guy, sure.


@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?


Because I can't seem to get any action otherwise


Didn't you post a pic of yourself in one of the selfie topics? I could've sworn I said that you were cute

Idk


I don't remember. Must've been a while ago. I'm definitely not cute.
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geshkigal
09/10/17 11:31:21 AM
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Yeah, this is nothing new. I've heard about this the first time from an article about these establishments in Japan.
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Fam_Fam
09/10/17 12:18:15 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
no these are legit services. and a total waste of money, imo

Sounds like you have tried this service, enlighten us.


i've heard of them before. I've never used them. I say they are a waste of money not because I've spent my money on it, but because I think its a poor investment for what you are getting. It is similar to strip clubs (which I have gone to once), but at a steeper price (at least at the minimum of getting in / enjoying the club a bit)
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weapon_d00d816
09/10/17 12:20:29 PM
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I would but only for like $25-30
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Turbam
09/10/17 12:21:50 PM
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Fuck no
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smoke_break
09/10/17 12:24:28 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
no these are legit services. and a total waste of money, imo

Sounds like you have tried this service, enlighten us.


i've heard of them before. I've never used them. I say they are a waste of money not because I've spent my money on it, but because I think its a poor investment for what you are getting. It is similar to strip clubs (which I have gone to once), but at a steeper price (at least at the minimum of getting in / enjoying the club a bit)

its not da same tho. snuggling with some1 while watching a movie and having a girl gyrate on ur pelvis............ two different kinds of intimacy imo tbqh js
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FFVII_REMAKE
09/10/17 12:26:01 PM
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No, is rather pay extra for an escort.
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smoke_break
09/10/17 12:27:52 PM
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sex aint everything tho. suck and fuck then out da the door..... there's barely any intimacy in that
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FFVII_REMAKE
09/10/17 12:31:41 PM
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smoke_break posted...
sex aint everything tho. suck and fuck then out da the door..... there's barely any intimacy in that


Sounds like you have no idea what an escort is.
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smoke_break
09/10/17 12:33:22 PM
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FFVII_REMAKE posted...
smoke_break posted...
sex aint everything tho. suck and fuck then out da the door..... there's barely any intimacy in that


Sounds like you have no idea what an escort is.

i have plenty idea but they dont all offer gfe. a lot of dem dont
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 12:57:14 PM
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smoke_break posted...
sex aint everything tho. suck and fuck then out da the door..... there's barely any intimacy in that


I'm down for that.
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Kanaya413
09/10/17 12:59:25 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I'd pay that for a guy, sure.


@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?


Because I can't seem to get any action otherwise

Same tbh
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 1:04:14 PM
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And yes I'm aware that makes me a slut but IDGAF.
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Dustin1280
09/10/17 1:07:28 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
And yes I'm aware that makes me a slut but IDGAF.

One of those stereotypes I hate the most. Just wish women weren't shunned for it.
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 1:10:57 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
And yes I'm aware that makes me a slut but IDGAF.

One of those stereotypes I hate the most. Just wish women weren't shunned for it.


I honestly don't give a shit what other people think about me in regards to that. I'm a doctor and I work hard. I don't care if some basement dwelling neckbeard calls me slutty.
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weapon_d00d816
09/10/17 1:12:17 PM
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I just can't wrap my head around the concept of a woman not being able to get any action at all. Unless you're absolutely hideous (we're talking 400 lbs or radioactive mutant) or you literally do not leave your house ever, it should be as easy as "hey, wanna bang?"
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 1:14:00 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
I just can't wrap my head around the concept of a woman not being able to get any action at all. Unless you're absolutely hideous (we're talking 400 lbs or radioactive mutant) or you literally do not leave your house ever, it should be as easy as "hey, wanna bang?"


You'd be surprised.

A lot of guys actually find it to be a turn off in the girl tries to approach it without subtlety. I've actually had guys tell me they thought it was gross.

I slept with a professor in college (not my professor, so no conflict of interest) and he flatly stated that he didn't like it when I texted asking for sex.
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Kanaya413
09/10/17 1:19:02 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
I just can't wrap my head around the concept of a woman not being able to get any action at all. Unless you're absolutely hideous (we're talking 400 lbs or radioactive mutant) or you literally do not leave your house ever, it should be as easy as "hey, wanna bang?"

I'm hideous and socially anxious I got a good combo going on here
Probably good I won't ever breed
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 1:21:20 PM
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Also it takes like no time at all to get the stigma of being "loose". Guys don't want to be seen as desperate enough to sleep with a loose girl. In any case, I didn't see much action.
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Zembaphobia
09/10/17 1:26:04 PM
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weapon_d00d816
09/10/17 1:26:07 PM
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Coffeebeanz I would suggest messaging guys on Tinder.
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Coffeebeanz
09/10/17 1:27:12 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Coffeebeanz I would suggest messaging guys on Tinder.


The problem with Tinder is that it isn't such a good idea to list yourself on it if you're a professional.
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smoke_break
09/10/17 1:35:30 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
I slept with a professor in college (not my professor, so no conflict of interest) and he flatly stated that he didn't like it when I texted asking for sex.

anomaly. most guys would love a woman being so direct and to the point tbh.
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smoke_break
09/11/17 2:50:05 PM
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LittleRoyal
09/11/17 2:53:56 PM
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smoke_break posted...
ShotgunSilencer posted...
Dustin1280 posted...


This site has GOT to be a joke... Or code for fuck buddy or something...


This is what I'm thinking. Kinda like an cover up prostitution thing lol.
Cuz it can't be for real for just cuddling. Wtf

I might try it tonight I'll let y'all know

So did it end up being prostitues?
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smoke_break
09/11/17 3:01:42 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
smoke_break posted...
ShotgunSilencer posted...
Dustin1280 posted...


This site has GOT to be a joke... Or code for fuck buddy or something...


This is what I'm thinking. Kinda like an cover up prostitution thing lol.
Cuz it can't be for real for just cuddling. Wtf

I might try it tonight I'll let y'all know

So did it end up being prostitues?

didnt try it yet ran into some problems. a lot of the women dont host and i damn sure cant host at my residence so id have to get a motel or a hotel and that is extra money and time setting up arrangements. hopefully sometime this week i'll take the awkward plunge. im honestly just curious and kind of lonely too tbh
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Philoktetes
09/11/17 3:09:10 PM
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I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS

The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was fucking annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so fucking soft...it was fucking amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the heck out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.

Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.

You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
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smoke_break
09/11/17 3:12:50 PM
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^that's gotta be a copypasta lol. entertaining read tho
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darkphoenix181
09/11/17 3:13:18 PM
#48:


Coffeebeanz posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
I'd pay that for a guy, sure.


@Coffeebeanz

You would pay a guy to cuddle with you? Why?


Because I can't seem to get any action otherwise


it clearly says you won't get any action

just cuddling

but if you paid $100 for an hour, that is nice money

you willing to pay this much?
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smoke_break
09/11/17 3:17:43 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
If you really want to cuddle with somebody, the healthiest thing you can do is latch onto a blanket and pretend it's a hot girl you work with.

my imagination isnt good enough to turn my funky blanket that smells like ass and corn chips into a hot girl..........
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darkphoenix181
09/11/17 3:19:11 PM
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smoke_break posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
If you really want to cuddle with somebody, the healthiest thing you can do is latch onto a blanket and pretend it's a hot girl you work with.

my imagination isnt good enough to turn my funky blanket that smells like ass and corn chips into a hot girl..........


for $100 I can make your blanket smell like a real girl
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