Poll of the Day > I live in Florida

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I have come to the conclusion since I live at the top of Florida that I'm not going to be getting out before the hurricane hits.

i have 60 beers, a handle of whiskey, and a handle of rum. im ready to rock and roll

It's going to be Cat 1 or lower by the time it hits you anyway, so no worries.

Don’t croak
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Going to try not to die but the self in might just be worth it.

I'm in the middle of the state and I'm going to sit on my porch and smoke a bubble pipe/watch the destruction while listening to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ND3oghPL5M

but seriously, my wife has been worried all week, but finally she sees that the storm keeps getting downgraded and by tomorrow there probably won't be any worries at all for our area so she can stop having a fucking panic attack for no reason. She acts like she lives in the keys or on damn island or something.

Edit: also, this:
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lolwut

We made it from Cocoa to Alabama yesterday.
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Got off work at 9 last night and was forced to go home by the police.