Current Events > I reckon I'm objectively best suited to be the CE Leader.

(+) Yeah! (+)

According to the memo on upcoming changes.
Didn't you get the memo?
Among other consensual elements in my curriculum:
- I am well under the radar as a poser, with almost no moderation history.
- As a respectable user, I am entirely objective and unbiased towards or against any user in here.
- I have absolutely no political / social / sexual orientations notable convictions, those being lowly earthly pursuits I rose above a long time ago already.
- As a thoughtful and rather wise individual, I am well-suited for being the ideal balancing factor should any conflictual situations occur among the board's user base.
- Unexpected things will happen, when they do, it will always be a plus to have me as CE Leader.

What do you think?
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