Current Events > Why doesn't God, man, just kill the Devil?

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mortimerjames
09/06/17 7:17:00 AM
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A man who wants the world to burn
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Forlorn_Ass
09/06/17 7:18:48 AM
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It's not real
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mortimerjames
09/06/17 7:20:13 AM
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If its not real then where did the Bible come from??
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snakes_righteye
09/06/17 7:22:43 AM
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Well the prophecy says that God will kill the devil. It just hasn't happened yet.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/06/17 7:26:04 AM
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Link HT
09/06/17 7:32:28 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
If its not real then where did the Bible come from??

people wrote it, man
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Irony
09/06/17 7:32:38 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
If its not real then where did the Bible come from??


the fantasy section of the library
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Flasbangs
09/06/17 7:36:51 AM
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Killing the Devil seems pointless since he's already in hell.
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mortimerjames
09/06/17 7:38:40 AM
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That makes me wonder. Can you kill an angel? Aren't they immortal like God?
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Irony
09/06/17 7:39:16 AM
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Use an Angel Blade
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frozenshock
09/06/17 7:39:28 AM
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Same reason why Trump doesn't bomb Kim. Because it would destroy Seoul.
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Doe
09/06/17 7:40:15 AM
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GodofLegend
09/06/17 7:42:27 AM
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Why haven't you killed the devil TC?
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mortimerjames
09/06/17 7:45:28 AM
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I'm waiting for my sign from God
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Tsukasa1891
09/06/17 7:48:43 AM
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Because god created the devil to be his scapegoat.
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EffectAndCause
09/06/17 7:56:20 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
If its not real then where did the Bible come from??


Some guy named Craig.
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uwnim
09/06/17 7:58:30 AM
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1.Tsukasa1891 posted...
Because god created the devil to be his scapegoat.

2. He can't. Even once his purpose is served, God imprisons him instead of killing him. The humans corrupted get killed though.
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/06/17 7:59:17 AM
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If god is real he hates us and the devil is just entertainment for him.
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Sami1000
09/06/17 8:14:15 AM
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Bad people are thrown into hell by god, not devil, right? Hell is necessary (in god's mind), so i guess the devil is necessary as well.
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ChromaticAngel
09/06/17 8:26:11 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
mortimerjames posted...
If its not real then where did the Bible come from??


Some guy named Craig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

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fuzzylittlbunny
09/06/17 8:45:59 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
That makes me wonder. Can you kill an angel? Aren't they immortal like God?

Even in the heart of Heaven angels can still feel fear
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Rika_Furude
09/06/17 8:46:53 AM
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