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I remember waking up and seeing my 50 inch tv, xbox one, and cable box pushed back on the right side so its left side was pushed forward. They were like pushed da same distance too



shit was so fucking weird, i dunno why i would do dat while asleep lol
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A double blow job from my ladies with LOTR:ROTK on in the background, the scene where Rohan makes the charge against the elephant creatures. It was a strange morning but a good strange in my book.
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When I was 15 I passed out at a friend's after a small party and woke up to some guy sucking my dick. I go back and forth on wether I overreacted or not.
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Either that time my freshman year roommate tried hooking up with a girl while I was "sleeping" or my mom's screaming when she broke her ankle
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Cell phone thrown at my face by my ex.

I woke up having passed out in front of the Walgreens in Union Sq at 3am. I have no idea how I got there or what I did before.

I woke up on a porch swing once with no shirt, shoes, or socks. Didn't know the house either. Got lucky the sun woke me up at dawn. Red bull and vodka blackout...
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A big stray dog running around the house because my dad left the door open when getting the mail.
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Some random woman jumping on me. Sounds like a dream, but she was really heavy and I didn't know her from Adam/Eve. I was staying over at a friend's house and this woman was the friend of my friend's wife.
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I'm the kind of sleeper who could sleep through a 20 foot meteorite hitting my yard. When I go to sleep, I am out for the count. I am a hard, hard sleeper.
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My mom was in my room topless putting my laundry away for me while I slept

I don't remember what she said. I was like 14 iirc
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One time I woke up dead

rip me
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District attorney weirdest thing? What does this even mean?
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Some Asian family screaming at me because I was in their house.
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I woke up on a couch in a hotel room in Thailand (and not the hotel I was staying in).

My aunt and uncle were staying in the hotel so I knew the decor but had no idea how I ended up there, why I didn't have my wallet, my suit jacket, or my dress shoes (I had my Adidas casual shoes)

Turns out I got plastered at my cousins wedding, my sister took my wallet, suit jacket and shoes back to the hotel, and then I hit it off with the brides brothers and we were going to go to strip clubs, so my cousin took me upstairs and I crashed in the living room of the honeymoon suite (bedroom was separate).

Not my brightest moment. Though there is still a picture of my floating around giving a thumbs up with my head in the toilet.
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KlRBEH posted...

One time I woke up dead

rip me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8FAqOQUq4
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More
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Waking up mid-sex.
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@Gamer99z posted...

When I was 15 I passed out at a friend's after a small party and woke up to some guy sucking my dick. I go back and forth on wether I overreacted or not.

Did you break his jaw? I probably would've made sure to cripple them in some way as self defense from rape before turning them in. That's fucked up.

(Unless you're gay and dude knew it then it's a way different situation)
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I'm not sure what the answer for me but this was going on in my home town recently.

Henry and her fiancee Paul Kisselbrack were fast asleep late Thursday night in their Saratoga Springs home when Ramiz Hajratalli, 31, broke in, stood in the doorway of the couple's bedroom and watched them sleep, according to police.

http://wnyt.com/news/creepy-burglary-bizarre/4576296/
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

@Gamer99z posted...

When I was 15 I passed out at a friend's after a small party and woke up to some guy sucking my dick. I go back and forth on wether I overreacted or not.

Did you break his jaw? I probably would've made sure to cripple them in some way as self defense from rape before turning them in. That's fucked up.

(Unless you're gay and dude knew it then it's a way different situation)

I'm not really sure what all happened to him medically because I never asked but I'm sure I broke his nose at the very least because the first thing I did was kick him as hard as I could right in the face, I sort of blacked out after that and continued to beat the shit out of him until my friends parents came in and stopped me.
I didn't pursue any legal action or anything though., and no I'm not gay. Not only that but I literally had never even spoken to that kid or knew him at all, idk how he when ended up there. I think he was the brother of a friend of a friend or something.
And oddly I had it worse than he did long term considering all he got was beat down right then but I wasn't allowed over to that friends house we had that get together at anymore because they had to take him to the hospital and call his parents and all that and apparently didn't want me back after that. Also I got a lot of shit from my stepmom for it, the long story short there is that I was punished basically just because she was embarrassed that she got a call from a friend's parents saying I wasn't allowed back over there...

Part of me occasionally thinks maybe I shouldn't have responded quite how I did, despite the fact that logistically having a stranger commit a sexual act with you while you're sleeping is literally rape and completely inexcusable.
I know part of the reason I responded as intensely as I did is because at that point I was just starting to notice the repercussions of some sexual abuse by my step sister that had occurred for several years and only stopped about a year prior to that.
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You handled it better than I would have. I would have tried to cripple them at least. I would've been punching/stomping on the back hinge of his jaw until I felt it turn into powder.

And Fuck those people, he literally raped you. He's lucky he only had to go to the hospital.
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Das fucked up
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@Gamer99z

Dude your family should have taken your side, what happened to you was rape, you are not gay, did not know this dude, and woke up to him sucking you off without you wanting anything to do with him.

If anything the guy was lucky you did not cripple him or kill him, he violated you.

It's one thing if a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife wakes up their partner with a blow job but what happened to you is fucked up and wrong.
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Offworlder1 posted...

@Gamer99z

Dude your family should have taken your side, what happened to you was rape, you are not gay, did not know this dude, and woke up to him sucking you off without you wanting anything to do with him.

If anything the guy was lucky you did not cripple him or kill him, he violated you.

It's one thing if a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife wakes up their partner with a blow job but what happened to you is fucked up and wrong.

Yeah it's pretty dark if no one took your side

It's pretty obvious to say if you were a female that shit would not slide, how is it ok just because your a male? That's fucked up
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It's cause of the "a man can't be raped" bs that is still prevalent, so many still have the belief a man can't be raped if he "gets hard".
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To be fair I had a pretty unusual and fucked up family situation as it was anyways, my dad basically just didn't give a fuck about anything ever and my stepmom hated me and was an all around piece of shit. I found out years later she was aware of the sexual abuse I mentioned with my stepsister as it was happening and never did anything about it so yeah she was garbage so it's not really surprising that she'd find some way to treat me like shit for what happened or make it out to be my fault.
I'm not really sure what was up with my friends parents though, they were irrationally pissed off at me after that and I'm not really sure why but I never went back over there again or asked about it.

Sometimes I forget how shitty my childhood was.
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Gamer99z posted...

KlRBEH posted...

One time I woke up dead

rip me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8FAqOQUq4

classic scene btw lol
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Lol
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