Poll of the Day > Did I tell you guys about the GROSSEST thing I ever saw at a party?

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So I'm at my buddy's place for a big thing shortly before Christmas. He decked out the entire basement with those UV lights and strobe lights, so it looked sick. And he made a full spread of drinks too, with one of those big plastic bins for jungle juice (it was recommended you bring fruit juice and liquor to the party to dump into the bin upon arrival). This is important.

So the party's going hard reeeaaally late at night, with no sign of stopping. I watch a girl totally jamming out by herself, and she looks like she's having a ton of fun. Suddenly, she takes a cup and fills it with the juice, then I see her reach into her pocket to pull out a baggie with a few little pills in it, probably ecstasy. She takes, like, 2 or 3 of the pills and then chases them with her juice. I see her dance around for about 30 more seconds before I see her puke all over herself, the floor, and inside her cup. She then kneels down on the floor, sifting through the chunks of whatever was in there, picks up the vomited pills off of the party sludge covered floor... and swallowed them before drinking her half throw up/half juice mixture.

Then she makes it worse. Her cup was at least a quarter full, but she fucking drops the whole cup into the plastic bin, probably getting awful stomach chunks mixed with the rest of the drank, and fishes it out.

People, who obviously didn't know what happened, continued to drink from it for the rest of the night.

And THAT is why I don't drink jungle juice from open containers. Nor throw parties at my own place.
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until I read this, I thought a dog pooping, turning around, and consuming said poop was disgusting...

but this, this is wrong on so many levels. it also makes me glad to opt for cans of soda or iced tea from containers when I go to parties/gatherings
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Back in college we used to pee in the juice if the bathroom was crowded

DONT EVER DRINK THE JUICE
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Sounds like a very Ohio State thing to do
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Better than the penn state thing
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People really over do getting fucked up. Gross.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Back in college we used to pee in the juice if the bathroom was crowded

DONT EVER DRINK THE JUICE

My cousin's in a wheelchair, he used to pee in bottles sometimes, this one wino once drank his pee thinking it was some beer lulz.
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So you decided not to get rid of the cup?
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wwinterj25 posted...

So you decided not to get rid of the cup?

My friends and I didn't want to be "those guys" and tell the party guy that a girl may or may not have dropped gross stomach chunks into the thing.

We stayed FAR away from that though, and just decided to drink from the bottles people brought.
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Fair enough. Nobody likes those type of people. Just grab the popcorn and watch in amusement and disgust.
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That's gross. I used to work with somebody that did roller derby, and she got a bloody nose during one game. After, she kept stuffing bloody tissues into her drink (it was like a McDonald's cup) and kept putting the lid back on. They broke down in the remaining liquid and her friend, not knowing, drank a bunch of it....

Somebody else I worked with had a buddy that liked to get girls going with something before doing it. He was over at his g/f's parents' house, the two of them were in the living room, everyone else was in bed, and a glue stick was the only serviceable item nearby. People always groan for the wrong reason at that part... The cap stayed on. So, the glue stick was used for bit then they went to her room to finish up. The next morning, they came out and the girl's little sister was doing her school project with a poster board and using the glue stick, which at the moment she had hanging out of her mouth...
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