Current Events > My weekend sex romp cancelled on me :/

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OrtegaTron
09/01/17 7:15:12 PM
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Here I've been cleaning my place, saving my deeds, expecting her up tomorrow. She was going to drive up from Chicago to spend the weekend with me. She said her mom broke her ankle, and I believe her. She has wanted to come up for a while. Now what the fuck am I gonna do?

Sorry. Won't post pics out of respect to her. I know how your minds work.
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OpheliaAdenade
09/01/17 7:15:53 PM
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i too like to make up stories on fridays.
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OrtegaTron
09/01/17 7:18:24 PM
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I'm a good looking dude. I can actually get ladies.
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Offworlder1
09/01/17 7:22:22 PM
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This happened.
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SSJGrimReaper
09/01/17 7:22:59 PM
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She's getting smashed by another dude rn
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CADE FOSTER
09/01/17 7:23:56 PM
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ToonLinkWithGun
09/01/17 7:25:08 PM
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OrtegaTron posted...
I'm a good looking dude. I can actually get ladies.

Pics
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OrtegaTron
09/01/17 7:25:36 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
She's getting smashed by another dude rn

That's fine. She's just holes and curves to me. I've been banging her on and off for years.
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OrtegaTron
09/01/17 7:28:59 PM
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ToonLinkWithGun posted...
OrtegaTron posted...
I'm a good looking dude. I can actually get ladies.

Pics

Myself I don't mind.

Aw0jgjr

MxX3Y82
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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/01/17 7:30:10 PM
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look kinda like Ben Affleck in that first one
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OrtegaTron
09/01/17 7:34:56 PM
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I could've faked this, I guess. But I didn't.

Axr45Dy
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OrtegaTron
09/01/17 7:36:17 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Wait, didn't you used to have problems getting girls last year? Now you're slayin, right?

No, not really. Must be someone else. I recently moved, though, so my options are limited currently.
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tennisdude818
09/01/17 7:41:15 PM
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"I'm gonna get some p****!
Tomorrow night, tomorrow night
But tonight I'm gonna jerk off."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuWWyOA78x4

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ToonLinkWithGun
09/01/17 7:50:28 PM
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OrtegaTron posted...
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
OrtegaTron posted...
I'm a good looking dude. I can actually get ladies.

Pics

Myself I don't mind.

Aw0jgjr

MxX3Y82

Hawt show me your tits
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OpheliaAdenade
09/01/17 7:54:18 PM
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"schedule something"??

Is this girl an escort? Damn.
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OrtegaTron
09/01/17 7:56:39 PM
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OpheliaAdenade posted...
"schedule something"??

Is this girl an escort? Damn.

Met her on OkCupid. She's a guidance counselor.

ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Hawt show me your tits

I'd show you hers if I could. Damn.
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ToonLinkWithGun
09/01/17 8:01:15 PM
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*cough*PM*cough*
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