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Cj_WlLL_VVlN 09/01/17 3:58:34 AM #1:	Best tips that could make me look the least like an ass? --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:885825806] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>Best tips that could make me look the least like an ass?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/01/17 3:59:17 AM #2:	Wrap your nine iron around a tree. That and your golf cart. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:885825820] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>Wrap your nine iron around a tree. That and your golf cart.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BalanceLost 09/01/17 4:02:09 AM #3:	Flick and swish. Flick and swish. Leviosa! --- "BalanceLost has a steam-powered PS2 because Sweden don't have electric" - dimeanatrix <cite>BalanceLost posted [p:885825873] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>Flick and swish. Flick and swish. Leviosa!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 09/01/17 4:10:49 AM #4:	These have not been helpful. Girl I'm going with knows Ive never golfed so expectations arent high but besides the fact that it's acceptable to get hammered and blame my failure on that I don't know golf. --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:885826075] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>These have not been helpful. Girl I'm going with knows Ive never golfed so expectations arent high but besides the fact that it's acceptable to get hammered and blame my failure on that I don't know golf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/01/17 4:13:34 AM #5:	There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:885826149] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 09/01/17 4:17:22 AM #6:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times. Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive. --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:885826234] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times.</quote> Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/01/17 4:20:31 AM #7:	Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times. Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive. There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:885826305] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times.</quote> Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive.</quote> There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 09/01/17 4:31:08 AM #8:	I bet golfing is pretty golfer --- http://i.imgur.com/0dqYhpk.jpg made by nikko004 http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:885826499] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>I bet golfing is pretty golfer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsianRobertLee 09/01/17 4:33:17 AM #9:	Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science. <cite>AsianRobertLee posted [p:885826549] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 09/01/17 4:37:46 AM #10:	AsianRobertLee posted... Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science. In the whole what? Johnny_Nutcase posted... Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times. Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive. There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do. You just seem strange. Nothing I said was macho and were both drunker right now than well get tomorrow. Is the idea of talking to a female really that crazy to you? Go to a bar, meet people. --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:885826672] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>AsianRobertLee posted...</cite> <quote>Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science.</quote> In the whole what? <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times.</quote> Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive.</quote> There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do.</quote> You just seem strange. Nothing I said was macho and were both drunker right now than well get tomorrow. Is the idea of talking to a female really that crazy to you? Go to a bar, meet people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsianRobertLee 09/01/17 4:38:35 AM #11:	Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... AsianRobertLee posted... Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science. In the whole what? Yes. <cite>AsianRobertLee posted [p:885826697] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AsianRobertLee posted...</cite> <quote>Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science.</quote> In the whole what?</quote> Yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/01/17 4:39:28 AM #12:	Hey calm down Zeus. I'm not taking your little golfing topic seriously obviously. You're stressed out, take a minute and gather your thoughts before you come back to me again. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:885826721] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>Hey calm down Zeus. I'm not taking your little golfing topic seriously obviously. You're stressed out, take a minute and gather your thoughts before you come back to me again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 09/01/17 5:03:37 AM #13:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Hey calm down Zeus. I'm not taking your little golfing topic seriously obviously. You're stressed out, take a minute and gather your thoughts before you come back to me again. I mean I'm not stressed out. She knows I've never golfed before. Was just looking for some tips from people that have. You just seem awful negative for no reason. --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:885827249] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Hey calm down Zeus. I'm not taking your little golfing topic seriously obviously. You're stressed out, take a minute and gather your thoughts before you come back to me again.</quote> I mean I'm not stressed out. She knows I've never golfed before. Was just looking for some tips from people that have. You just seem awful negative for no reason.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/01/17 5:08:20 AM #14:	Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... Hey calm down Zeus. I'm not taking your little golfing topic seriously obviously. You're stressed out, take a minute and gather your thoughts before you come back to me again. I mean I'm not stressed out. She knows I've never golfed before. Was just looking for some tips from people that have. You just seem awful negative for no reason. Hey just go out there and be yourself :) --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:885827329] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Hey calm down Zeus. I'm not taking your little golfing topic seriously obviously. You're stressed out, take a minute and gather your thoughts before you come back to me again.</quote> I mean I'm not stressed out. She knows I've never golfed before. Was just looking for some tips from people that have. You just seem awful negative for no reason.</quote> Hey just go out there and be yourself :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 09/01/17 5:19:35 AM #15:	1. Look at course, note various hazards like sand, water etc. 2. Take out your driver, and try to hit the ball on to the fairway (just normal grass in between you) or the green( grass around hole) 3. Assuming you're on the fairway, take out an iron, with no experience just go with the further you are from hole, the bigger iron. 4. If you make it to the green, take out your putter and try to sink the ball into the hole. 5. Repeat step 4, until it is in. This really sucks so start drinking now. 6. Eventually get ball in hole while drunk as fuck. 7. Hope she was keeping score 8. ??? 9. Profit. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:885827535] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote>1. Look at course, note various hazards like sand, water etc. 2. Take out your driver, and try to hit the ball on to the fairway (just normal grass in between you) or the green( grass around hole) 3. Assuming you're on the fairway, take out an iron, with no experience just go with the further you are from hole, the bigger iron. 4. If you make it to the green, take out your putter and try to sink the ball into the hole. 5. Repeat step 4, until it is in. This really sucks so start drinking now. 6. Eventually get ball in hole while drunk as fuck. 7. Hope she was keeping score 8. ??? 9. Profit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 09/01/17 2:00:28 PM #16:	itachi15243 posted... 1. Look at course, note various hazards like sand, water etc. 2. Take out your driver, and try to hit the ball on to the fairway (just normal grass in between you) or the green( grass around hole) 3. Assuming you're on the fairway, take out an iron, with no experience just go with the further you are from hole, the bigger iron. 4. If you make it to the green, take out your putter and try to sink the ball into the hole. 5. Repeat step 4, until it is in. This really sucks so start drinking now. 6. Eventually get ball in hole while drunk as fuck. 7. Hope she was keeping score 8. ??? 9. Profit. Why thank you sir. Now I've been to the range before as a kid. The two main clubs were like a big club shaped one and ones who's head looked more like a blade. Which was a driver and which was an iron. Also I hope she's not keeping score right? --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:885846440] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>itachi15243 posted...</cite> <quote>1. Look at course, note various hazards like sand, water etc. 2. Take out your driver, and try to hit the ball on to the fairway (just normal grass in between you) or the green( grass around hole) 3. Assuming you're on the fairway, take out an iron, with no experience just go with the further you are from hole, the bigger iron. 4. If you make it to the green, take out your putter and try to sink the ball into the hole. 5. Repeat step 4, until it is in. This really sucks so start drinking now. 6. Eventually get ball in hole while drunk as fuck. 7. Hope she was keeping score 8. ??? 9. Profit.</quote> Why thank you sir. Now I've been to the range before as a kid. The two main clubs were like a big club shaped one and ones who's head looked more like a blade. Which was a driver and which was an iron. Also I hope she's not keeping score right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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