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USANumber1 08/31/17 4:43:19 PM #1:	It's like an inch away from the booty hole. If I could do it over again I'd put it in the same spot as dudes penises. Like in the front. That way you could have sex standing up which has evolutionary advantages. Like if you're having sex and a lion comes along you're already standing which means you're one step closer to running. <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:885794868] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>It's like an inch away from the booty hole. If I could do it over again I'd put it in the same spot as dudes penises. Like in the front. That way you could have sex standing up which has evolutionary advantages. Like if you're having sex and a lion comes along you're already standing which means you're one step closer to running.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 08/31/17 4:46:36 PM #2:	The only people who could have sex standing up would be the guys with 1 inch willies <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:885795046] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>The only people who could have sex standing up would be the guys with 1 inch willies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 5:12:35 PM #3:	He put it there so guys could have "accidents" and put it in the wrong hole. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. <cite>TheSextMachine posted [p:885796460] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>He put it there so guys could have "accidents" and put it in the wrong hole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 08/31/17 5:15:40 PM #4:	It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:885796616] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NadYobWoc 08/31/17 5:28:12 PM #5:	ChromaticAngel posted... It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women. That's not how evolution works --- Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene <cite>NadYobWoc posted [p:885797345] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women.</quote> That's not how evolution works</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 08/31/17 5:37:09 PM #6:	NadYobWoc posted... ChromaticAngel posted... It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women. That's not how evolution works Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:885797817] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>NadYobWoc posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women.</quote> That's not how evolution works</quote> Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/31/17 5:39:10 PM #7:	"Intelligent" design. Fucking joke. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:885797935] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>"Intelligent" design. Fucking joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/31/17 5:43:10 PM #8:	ChromaticAngel posted... NadYobWoc posted... ChromaticAngel posted... It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women. That's not how evolution works Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks. Genetic mutations led to early humans with larger brains. Being smarter, they thrived. Over countless generations, small brain people almost died off and population numbers fell to near extinction, while large brain people flourished. Homo habilis bloodlines do still exist today, as evidenced by the trump family and many trump supporters. I'm no expert though. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:885798145] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NadYobWoc posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women.</quote> That's not how evolution works</quote> Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks.</quote> Genetic mutations led to early humans with larger brains. Being smarter, they thrived. Over countless generations, small brain people almost died off and population numbers fell to near extinction, while large brain people flourished. Homo habilis bloodlines do still exist today, as evidenced by the trump family and many trump supporters. I'm no expert though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc 08/31/17 5:49:30 PM #9:	How will women pee --- ---- ----- <cite>3khc posted [p:885798469] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>How will women pee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 08/31/17 5:50:24 PM #10:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... ChromaticAngel posted... NadYobWoc posted... ChromaticAngel posted... It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women. That's not how evolution works Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks. Genetic mutations led to early humans with larger brains. Being smarter, they thrived. Over countless generations, small brain people almost died off and population numbers fell to near extinction, while large brain people flourished. Homo habilis bloodlines do still exist today, as evidenced by the trump family and many trump supporters. I'm no expert though. You underrate yourself --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:885798511] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NadYobWoc posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women.</quote> That's not how evolution works</quote> Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks.</quote> Genetic mutations led to early humans with larger brains. Being smarter, they thrived. Over countless generations, small brain people almost died off and population numbers fell to near extinction, while large brain people flourished. Homo habilis bloodlines do still exist today, as evidenced by the trump family and many trump supporters. I'm no expert though.</quote> You underrate yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NadYobWoc 08/31/17 5:52:40 PM #11:	ChromaticAngel posted... NadYobWoc posted... ChromaticAngel posted... It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women. That's not how evolution works Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks. lmao so sassy --- Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene <cite>NadYobWoc posted [p:885798627] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NadYobWoc posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women.</quote> That's not how evolution works</quote> Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks.</quote> lmao so sassy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/31/17 6:04:50 PM #12:	ChromaticAngel posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted... ChromaticAngel posted... NadYobWoc posted... ChromaticAngel posted... It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women. That's not how evolution works Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks. Genetic mutations led to early humans with larger brains. Being smarter, they thrived. Over countless generations, small brain people almost died off and population numbers fell to near extinction, while large brain people flourished. Homo habilis bloodlines do still exist today, as evidenced by the trump family and many trump supporters. I'm no expert though. You underrate yourself Aww, thanks :P --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:885799239] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NadYobWoc posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote>It's actually there so that it's easier for gravity to help get babies out of women.</quote> That's not how evolution works</quote> Since you're an expert, please explain how Homo Habilis evolved into Homo Sapien. Thanks.</quote> Genetic mutations led to early humans with larger brains. Being smarter, they thrived. Over countless generations, small brain people almost died off and population numbers fell to near extinction, while large brain people flourished. Homo habilis bloodlines do still exist today, as evidenced by the trump family and many trump supporters. I'm no expert though.</quote> You underrate yourself</quote> Aww, thanks :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/31/17 6:06:07 PM #13:	But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:885799306] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Virtrudian 08/31/17 6:17:14 PM #14:	thronedfire2 posted... But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck This guy's got a point --- I luv u <cite>Virtrudian posted [p:885799889] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck</quote> This guy's got a point</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 08/31/17 6:20:34 PM #16:	Virtrudian posted... thronedfire2 posted... But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck This guy's got a point Really? --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:885800076] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>Virtrudian posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck</quote> This guy's got a point</quote> Really?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 08/31/17 6:21:26 PM #17:	Why didn't God make the anus pre-bleached? --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:885800114] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>Why didn't God make the anus pre-bleached?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 08/31/17 6:25:39 PM #18:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iPcD_8Kz8s --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:885800351] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iPcD_8Kz8s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 08/31/17 6:46:08 PM #19:	3khc posted... How will women pee Standing up, just like you. <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:885801411] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>3khc posted...</cite> <quote>How will women pee</quote> Standing up, just like you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 08/31/17 6:47:43 PM #20:	WhinyZach posted... I know right? It's like putting the snack bar beside the toilet. This here is a hilarious analogy. <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:885801505] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhinyZach posted...</cite> <quote>I know right? It's like putting the snack bar beside the toilet.</quote> This here is a hilarious analogy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/31/17 7:19:41 PM #21:	LittleRoyal posted... Virtrudian posted... thronedfire2 posted... But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck This guy's got a point Really? Oh yeah When you can see it peeking out and her ass at the same time..mm --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:885803121] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>LittleRoyal posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Virtrudian posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck</quote> This guy's got a point</quote> Really?</quote> Oh yeah When you can see it peeking out and her ass at the same time..mm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 08/31/17 8:43:19 PM #22:	Hmm. Okay cool --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:885807488] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>Hmm. Okay cool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/31/17 8:44:07 PM #23:	Some of us like the booty hole... --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:885807533] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>Some of us like the booty hole...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 09/02/17 9:33:39 AM #24:	This seems relevant again. <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:885890218] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>This seems relevant again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blastia 09/02/17 9:41:07 AM #25:	Sativa_Rose posted... Some of us like the booty hole... but the poop.... --- http://i.imgur.com/abZeWiX.gifv http://i.imgur.com/g6lD6hJ.jpg <cite>Blastia posted [p:885890398] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Some of us like the booty hole...</quote> but the poop....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 09/02/17 9:43:28 AM #26:	Blastia posted... Sativa_Rose posted... Some of us like the booty hole... but the poop.... wash it out first --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:885890455] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blastia posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Some of us like the booty hole...</quote> but the poop....</quote> wash it out first</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 09/02/17 9:49:28 AM #27:	She'll just wash your junk afterwards hehehe --- http://i.imgur.com/P88EYmN.gif http://i.imgur.com/qxu2L01.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1kMCL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mvXIh0Q.jpg <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:885890614] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>She'll just wash your junk afterwards hehehe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 09/02/17 9:59:26 AM #28:	Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:885890931] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote>Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 09/02/17 9:59:49 AM #29:	ssj3vegeta_ posted... She'll just wash your junk afterwards hehehe Literally everything you say and do makes my skin crawl. <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:885890944] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted...</cite> <quote>She'll just wash your junk afterwards hehehe</quote> Literally everything you say and do makes my skin crawl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 09/02/17 10:02:16 AM #30:	Lonestar2000 posted... Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged. Vaginas are easily damaged on the inside and around the outside. Always remember to trim and file your nails, kids. <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:885891008] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote>Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged.</quote> Vaginas are easily damaged on the inside and around the outside. Always remember to trim and file your nails, kids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 09/02/17 10:37:03 AM #31:	USANumber1 posted... Lonestar2000 posted... Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged. Vaginas are easily damaged on the inside and around the outside. Always remember to trim and file your nails, kids. Getting kicked in the crotch hurts a lot more as a guy than as a girl. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:885892117] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>USANumber1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote>Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged.</quote> Vaginas are easily damaged on the inside and around the outside. Always remember to trim and file your nails, kids.</quote> Getting kicked in the crotch hurts a lot more as a guy than as a girl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 09/02/17 10:37:50 AM #32:	Blastia posted... Sativa_Rose posted... Some of us like the booty hole... but the poop.... Take a shower --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:885892143] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blastia posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Some of us like the booty hole...</quote> but the poop....</quote> Take a shower</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 09/02/17 10:40:29 AM #33:	thronedfire2 posted... But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck This God knew exactly what he was doing and praise the fucking Lord But yeah if the butthole could be moved like an inch further away that'd be great. 69 with the girl on top makes accidentally licking shit waaaaaay too possible. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:885892236] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>But if it was further up you wouldn't be able to see the pussy lips between the legs when she bends over and that's hot as fuck</quote> This God knew exactly what he was doing and praise the fucking Lord But yeah if the butthole could be moved like an inch further away that'd be great. 69 with the girl on top makes accidentally licking shit waaaaaay too possible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
USANumber1 09/02/17 10:40:46 AM #34:	Lonestar2000 posted... USANumber1 posted... Lonestar2000 posted... Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged. Vaginas are easily damaged on the inside and around the outside. Always remember to trim and file your nails, kids. Getting kicked in the crotch hurts a lot more as a guy than as a girl. Yeah, but how often does that happen? The vagina is the line of fire a lot more than your dick and balls. You might only take a nut shut a couple times in your life. Have you ever pulled out a dry tampon? I didn't think so. <cite>USANumber1 posted [p:885892242] in God played... [t:75728118]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>USANumber1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lonestar2000 posted...</cite> <quote>Beats having external genitalia this is easily damaged.</quote> Vaginas are easily damaged on the inside and around the outside. Always remember to trim and file your nails, kids.</quote> Getting kicked in the crotch hurts a lot more as a guy than as a girl.</quote> Yeah, but how often does that happen? The vagina is the line of fire a lot more than your dick and balls. You might only take a nut shut a couple times in your life. Have you ever pulled out a dry tampon? I didn't think so.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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