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USANumber1
08/31/17 3:48:31 AM
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Do I lay down next to it or not?
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Cookie Bag
08/31/17 3:48:49 AM
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Is this a CYOA? if so, yes.
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MabusIncarnate
08/31/17 3:49:46 AM
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Tell your mom to get in her own bed.
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slothica
08/31/17 3:50:37 AM
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Are sure it's really there TC, or is it....

a night-mare?
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MabusIncarnate
08/31/17 3:52:11 AM
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slothica posted...
Are sure it's really there TC, or is it....

a night-mare?

What a post. 10/10
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Turbam
08/31/17 3:53:22 AM
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Try and smash.
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USANumber1
08/31/17 3:53:52 AM
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I actually shot tea out of my nose when I read that. Haha
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DocileOrangeCup
08/31/17 3:54:12 AM
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adedpsych0
08/31/17 3:55:26 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Tell your mom to get in her own bed.

lmao
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azndreamdiamond
08/31/17 3:55:56 AM
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neeeeigh. what kind?
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adedpsych0
08/31/17 3:56:38 AM
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its not a horse its a pony.
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azndreamdiamond
08/31/17 3:58:56 AM
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the weight limit to ride a pony is 60 lbs.
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adedpsych0
08/31/17 3:59:02 AM
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which pony tc? rarity? rainbowdash?
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USANumber1
08/31/17 4:02:12 AM
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It looks like Bojack Horseman.
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slothica
08/31/17 4:02:35 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
have my babies

Sorry, I'm saving the space in my uterus for more puns.
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Parappa09
08/31/17 4:04:23 AM
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adedpsych0
08/31/17 4:04:26 AM
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slothica posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
have my babies

Sorry, I'm saving the space in my uterus for more puns.

what about a future jadead psycho
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USANumber1
08/31/17 4:12:48 AM
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dS3IwdZ
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USANumber1
08/31/17 4:17:49 AM
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Look at those lustful eyes.
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Parappa09
08/31/17 4:18:06 AM
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USANumber1 posted...
Look at those lustful eyes.

you cray
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UncleBourbon33
08/31/17 4:18:31 AM
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You're a woman so of course you do.
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slothica
08/31/17 4:19:29 AM
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USANumber1 posted...
Look at those lustful eyes.

It looks like he wants to...

inpreg-neigh-t you.
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USANumber1
08/31/17 4:19:36 AM
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I'm not a woman I'm a horse. Inception.
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USANumber1
08/31/17 4:19:56 AM
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slothica posted...
USANumber1 posted...
Look at those lustful eyes.

It looks like he wants to...

inpreg-neigh-t you.

This isn't your best work.
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slothica
08/31/17 4:21:22 AM
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USANumber1 posted...
slothica posted...
USANumber1 posted...
Look at those lustful eyes.

It looks like he wants to...

inpreg-neigh-t you.

This isn't your best work.

It was not.

Indeed, I've herd better.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/31/17 4:21:42 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
is that you assmuff?

what the fuck where


slothica posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
have my babies

Sorry, I'm saving the space in my uterus for more puns.

that baby will change the world with it's clever yet groan inducing jokes about every day life
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Parappa09
08/31/17 4:27:27 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Parappa09 posted...
is that you assmuff?

what the fuck where

TC
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DocileOrangeCup
08/31/17 4:36:41 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Parappa09 posted...
is that you assmuff?

what the fuck where

TC

Omg if assmuff is back I'd be so happy

That garfield cyoa still haunts my dreams
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slothica
08/31/17 4:38:05 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
That garfield cyoa still haunts my dreams

Is this archived anywhere?
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PlsGodDontBanMe
08/31/17 4:38:10 AM
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Wait

Tc is Assmuff?

No way
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USANumber1
08/31/17 4:39:49 AM
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I don't know who assmuff is but you guys seem to like her/him so yes I'm assmuff but no I'm not really.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/31/17 4:40:05 AM
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slothica posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
That garfield cyoa still haunts my dreams

Is this archived anywhere?

I'm pretty sure he archived at least the story on some board somewhere.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/31/17 4:40:33 AM
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USANumber1 posted...
I don't know who assmuff is but you guys seem to like her/him so yes I'm assmuff but no I'm not really.

Fuck there go my dreams
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USANumber1
08/31/17 4:22:43 PM
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I Googled assmuff Garfield cyoa and you were right to be excited. The stars that burn twice as bright burn out twice as fast.
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Parappa09
08/31/17 5:02:42 PM
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Mernardi
08/31/17 5:03:39 PM
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35 posts and no mention of @fenderbender321? Smh
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USANumber1
08/31/17 5:05:15 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
so who are you then?

A person with a horse in their bed.
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BigTee66
08/31/17 5:14:09 PM
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Is the bed still alive?
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Allanon23
08/31/17 5:21:23 PM
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USANumber1 posted...
I Googled assmuff Garfield cyoa and you were right to be excited. The stars that burn twice as bright burn out twice as fast.


Honestly, that was near the bottom of his CYOAs. The guy is a fucking legend.

Some of his are archived here (there are also a few from other people):

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/586631-aerial-assault
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USANumber1
09/01/17 12:22:23 AM
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What is the best one?
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USANumber1
09/01/17 3:30:08 AM
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bpqRlYJ

i was fone
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UnholyMudcrab
09/01/17 3:32:16 AM
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WafflehouseJK
09/01/17 3:33:01 AM
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USANumber1 posted...
What is the best one?

You Have A Hammer is his masterpiece tbh.
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Marmitecashews
09/01/17 3:58:05 AM
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Have you made sure it isn't just a horse's head?
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USANumber1
09/01/17 4:00:00 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
USANumber1 posted...
What is the best one?

You Have A Hammer is his masterpiece tbh.

I want you to show this to me.
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WafflehouseJK
09/01/17 4:03:06 AM
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USANumber1 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
USANumber1 posted...
What is the best one?

You Have A Hammer is his masterpiece tbh.

I want you to show this to me.

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/586631-aerial-assault/48372668
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USANumber1
09/01/17 4:39:34 AM
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lol but I like the Garfield one best. It's the most fucked up.
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Kaliesto
09/01/17 4:58:43 AM
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This would never happen in the horsing business.
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