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CountessRolab
08/29/17 12:39:47 AM
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I am listening to it as I type this.

At first I thought it was sex, but it is too ridiculous. Either the guy deserves a medal, or he is pr0ning for hours on end. Seriously, it could wake the dead. Sometimes I hear really obnoxious female moaning too.

It wakes me up at night and in the morning, and is really pissing me off. I can literally hear it off and on for ~6 hours per day at totally random times. It is like the guy is unemployed.

I have tried banging on the ceiling, but it only shuts him up until the next day. I am thinking about leaving him a note.
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kingdrake2
08/29/17 12:40:49 AM
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note first, police second

proceed with police if note doesn't work. avoids confrontation.
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KingArthur3D
08/29/17 12:45:59 AM
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Join in. Fool.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/29/17 12:47:32 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
note first, police second

proceed with police if note doesn't work. avoids confrontation.



Note: I know what you're doing in there...
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ExtremeLuchador
08/29/17 1:02:50 AM
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What are the cops going to do about it?
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EnragedSlith
08/29/17 1:08:34 AM
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SkittyOnWailord
08/29/17 1:13:29 AM
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Wait until he's "doing it" next. Go to his door and knock loudly until he's forced to answer. Ask him if he's seen your pet dog that has gone missing.

Then walk away and laugh to yourself that you just made him stop for no reason.
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CountessRolab
08/29/17 1:39:46 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
note first, police second

proceed with police if note doesn't work. avoids confrontation.



Note: I know what you're doing in there...


I have been thinking about printing this off and writing "Please keep it down. Love, your neighbors".

iPvfEVQ
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KlownArt
08/29/17 1:41:59 AM
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This is one of those moments where you knock on the door. It opens and your life changes.
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CountessRolab
08/29/17 1:45:13 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Sounds like maybe meth and porn. Or maybe hes got a girl he's doing the meth with.


It is possible. The female moaning is always the same voice, which makes me question if it is actually porn. The sheer amount of time he spends doing it though makes sex seem impossible.
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iron jojo
08/29/17 1:46:44 AM
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What kind of ghetto ass apartment do you live in
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CountessRolab
08/29/17 1:49:42 AM
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iron jojo posted...
What kind of ghetto ass apartment do you live in


I actually live in a nice apartment, but they have a bunch of low-income government subsidized units. It really pisses me off. These people pay almost nothing and make the place shit. I absolutely do not understand why the government is providing units in a prime-real estate urban area. It reminds me of the government housing in Manhattan (where some buildings have separate entrances for the poor people).
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weapon_d00d816
08/29/17 1:55:46 AM
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Things like this make me rethink not wanting to buy a house.
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CountessRolab
08/29/17 1:57:38 AM
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fenderbender321 posted...
CountessRolab posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Sounds like maybe meth and porn. Or maybe hes got a girl he's doing the meth with.


It is possible. The female moaning is always the same voice, which makes me question if it is actually porn. The sheer amount of time he spends doing it though makes sex seem impossible.


Amphetamines can and do make it possible. It seems unreal, but its true.


Then they are basically high all day. I heard it in the morning, afternoon, and night today.
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LittleRoyal
08/29/17 1:58:45 AM
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Maybe he is doing it to try to make it sound like he is with girls and impress you so you can be friends and eat pizza together
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ShinobiNinjaX
08/29/17 2:11:26 AM
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One time i saw this video of a guy who put a rubber on and inserted into a hole in his mattress. He only lasted for 6 minutes though, not hours.
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jayj420
08/29/17 2:19:24 AM
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CountessRolab posted...
iron jojo posted...
What kind of ghetto ass apartment do you live in


I actually live in a nice apartment, but they have a bunch of low-income government subsidized units. It really pisses me off. These people pay almost nothing and make the place shit. I absolutely do not understand why the government is providing units in a prime-real estate urban area. It reminds me of the government housing in Manhattan (where some buildings have separate entrances for the poor people).

So how do you get that special treatment?
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CountessRolab
08/29/17 3:39:58 AM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
One time i saw this video of a guy who put a rubber on and inserted into a hole in his mattress. He only lasted for 6 minutes though, not hours.


you have weird taste in videos
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