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saspa
08/27/17 12:10:35 PM
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BootyGif
08/27/17 12:11:12 PM
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oh man, even bigger boobies. now with MILK!
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LittleRoyal
08/27/17 12:14:27 PM
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BootyGif posted...
oh man, even bigger boobies. now with MILK!

Yes but pregnant girls are fat
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I-I really needed this~~
Time to stomp some faces!!!
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ehhwhatever
08/27/17 12:19:06 PM
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That is wierd I saw her in a parking lot and she was walking straight at me. She is kinda mysterious.
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Harvey sounds like a good name for a party barge.
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Cobra1010
08/27/17 12:23:06 PM
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She used to be hot back in her young days. Then it just went off a cliff like Cameron Diaz after the one mask movie.
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Leight_Weight
08/27/17 12:33:07 PM
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I saw Jennifer Love Hewitt at a grocery store in Indianapolis just yesterday actually. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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ssj3vegeta2
08/27/17 12:34:06 PM
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LittleRoyal posted...
BootyGif posted...
oh man, even bigger boobies. now with MILK!

Yes but pregnant girls are fat

soo???


dey make good cuddle buddies i bet
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ehhwhatever
08/27/17 12:42:12 PM
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Leight_Weight posted...
I saw Jennifer Love Hewitt at a grocery store in Indianapolis just yesterday actually. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

She could stuff them down her bra for whoever the milky ways are for.
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Harvey sounds like a good name for a party barge.
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