Poll of the Day > Thinking about it, I can see why rich people like being cannibals

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Human meat is probably the most expensive meat that could possibly be on the market.

Imagine a man. A full-grown man. One who's eaten a diet that costs $20 dollars a week for all his life. Imagine that he's, I dunno, 35.

That's like, a trillion dollars. Who wouldn't want to eat meat that's worth a collective trillion dollars of accumulated food?
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As long as we're discussing random bizarre stuff, there's something that's been on my mind.

Ghosts have to be really careful when haunting people, and make sure they know what their endgame is. If they're not careful, they could kill their victim - who would then become an angry ghost with a bone to pick.
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@keyblader1985 posted...

Ghosts have to be really careful when haunting people, and make sure they know what their endgame is. If they're not careful, they could kill their victim - who would then become an angry ghost with a bone to pick.

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PK_Spam posted...

Human meat is probably the most expensive meat that could possibly be on the market.

But it's extraordinarily common.
I would think panda meat would be more expensive.
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It might be a common, but it's taboo.

WVERYONE loves doing things that are socially unacceptable. That's why the public sex section of pornhub is so big.
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Human meat is worthless given people are overabundant and typically shitty.
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so you wanna eat some human or what, cuz I might know a guy who knows a guy
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I recall a case where a guy had to have his thumb amputated (that or it already was and the doctors couldn't reattach it) and he asked if he could keep it. then proceeded to take it home, cook it and eat it. and his logic was, its my thumb so hows it a bad thing? just was curious he claimed
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PK_Spam posted...

Human meat is probably the most expensive meat that could possibly be on the market.

Imagine a man. A full-grown man. One who's eaten a diet that costs $20 dollars a week for all his life. Imagine that he's, I dunno, 35.

That's like, a trillion dollars. Who wouldn't want to eat meat that's worth a collective trillion dollars of accumulated food?

35 × 20 × 52 = 36,400
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PK_Spam posted...

Human meat is probably the most expensive meat that could possibly be on the market.

Imagine a man. A full-grown man. One who's eaten a diet that costs $20 dollars a week for all his life. Imagine that he's, I dunno, 35.

That's like, a trillion dollars. Who wouldn't want to eat meat that's worth a collective trillion dollars of accumulated food?

Rather than raising the meat themselves, they'd probably just round up hobos or something. Which, by the way, they did in an episode of Tales from the Crypt. Might have been "Mournin Mess." Can't remember.

keyblader1985 posted...

As long as we're discussing random bizarre stuff, there's something that's been on my mind.

Ghosts have to be really careful when haunting people, and make sure they know what their endgame is. If they're not careful, they could kill their victim - who would then become an angry ghost with a bone to pick.

Not everybody who dies becomes a ghost and I'm pretty sure the first ghost would probably be stronger than the newly turned one. In pretty much everything with killer ghosts, the killer ghost tends to either control his victims or his victims are too scared to fight back.

Lightning Bolt posted...

PK_Spam posted...

Human meat is probably the most expensive meat that could possibly be on the market.

But it's extraordinarily common.
I would think panda meat would be more expensive.

This, tbh. Far harder to get a panda because they're heavily protected and there aren't many of them. Meanwhile thousands of people go missing every day and I assume at least some of them end up in peoples' stomachs. Probably not rich stomachs, either.
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