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Harpie
08/23/17 7:31:25 PM
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Some crotchfruit outside my apartment is just sitting on the sidewalk and screaming. He's not upset, just wants to hear his own screechy high pitched voice

-_-
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stoltenberg11
08/23/17 7:32:18 PM
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throw things at him
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Myzery
08/23/17 7:33:01 PM
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Harpie posted...
crotchfruit


lol
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Gamer99z
08/23/17 7:34:16 PM
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Harpie posted...
crotchfruit

u wot
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/23/17 7:34:51 PM
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So the equivalent of your posting?
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Harpie
08/23/17 7:34:55 PM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
throw things at him

I can't his mommy would sue me
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Harpie
08/23/17 7:35:42 PM
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Myzery posted...
Harpie posted...
crotchfruit


lol

Gamer99z posted...

u wot

0 :)

KiwiTerraRizing posted...
So the equivalent of your posting?

lol got em
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Harpie
08/23/17 7:39:34 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
You literally stopped being a child a week ago.

A child is someone who hasn't reached puberty yet
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WizardPowers
08/23/17 7:40:45 PM
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babies - like age 7 really suck

8-12 are tolerable to be around

13-20 suck to be around

21+ is alright again
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SSBBSB
08/23/17 7:40:59 PM
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Harpie posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
You literally stopped being a child a week ago.

A child is someone who hasn't reached puberty yet

What about a manchild?
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Ruvan22
08/23/17 7:44:18 PM
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Today I learned that though I am much older than Harpie, she still has things to teach me, like the word "Crotchfruit"
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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/23/17 7:46:00 PM
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god damnit I wanna make a joke but I'm real close to ancient and don't need no setbacks karma wise
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NES4EVER
08/23/17 7:47:23 PM
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Kinda funny how having a kid of my own suddenly made other people's kids less annoying. Like... there are still annoying kids, it's just not as bad as I used to think it was. Like shrieking is white noise almost lol
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RockRapDubstep
08/23/17 7:58:38 PM
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Harpie posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
You literally stopped being a child a week ago.

A child is someone who hasn't reached puberty yet

I literally have an 8 year old in the family that's already started her period. I don't think anyone would say an 8 year old isn't a child.
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Omnislasher
08/23/17 8:00:07 PM
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crotchfruit
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NeuralLaxative
08/23/17 8:22:16 PM
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Kids are great. Most adults are scum bags tbh
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Kanaya413
08/23/17 8:24:13 PM
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Myzery posted...
Harpie posted...
crotchfruit


lol

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ToonLinkWithGun
08/23/17 8:25:12 PM
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Oh is Harpie legal now? Expect PMs

Jk I'm married and not vegy/brutal
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dollarflashsale
08/23/17 8:30:06 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
You sound about as mature as the kid you're whining about. Except that kid is a lot younger than you. What's your excuse?


harpie is acting much more mature then you will ever endure in your entire life.
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ToonLinkWithGun
08/23/17 8:31:36 PM
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dollarflashsale posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
You sound about as mature as the kid you're whining about. Except that kid is a lot younger than you. What's your excuse?


harpie is acting much more mature then you will ever endure in your entire life.

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ThyCorndog
08/23/17 8:33:21 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Myzery posted...
Harpie posted...
crotchfruit


lol

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Fire_hydrant
08/23/17 8:33:31 PM
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RockRapDubstep posted...
Harpie posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
You literally stopped being a child a week ago.

A child is someone who hasn't reached puberty yet

I literally have an 8 year old in the family that's already started her period. I don't think anyone would say an 8 year old isn't a child.


This came up organically during conversation?
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fuzzylittlbunny
08/23/17 8:33:32 PM
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LI0Ew

Way to go cate :3
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Harpie
08/23/17 8:33:56 PM
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SSBBSB posted...
What about a manchild?

A man who is above 30 and still lives with his parents

Ruvan22 posted...
Today I learned that though I am much older than Harpie, she still has things to teach me, like the word "Crotchfruit"

Ankle biter and semon demon are good ones too

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
god damnit I wanna make a joke but I'm real close to ancient and don't need no setbacks karma wise

pls tell

NES4EVER posted...
Kinda funny how having a kid of my own suddenly made other people's kids less annoying. Like... there are still annoying kids, it's just not as bad as I used to think it was. Like shrieking is white noise almost lol

o-o
I'm the kinda person that's easily disturbed by noise, so I dunno if that'd ever happen to me

ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Oh is Harpie legal now? Expect PMs

Jk I'm married and not vegy/brutal

Aw man I was looking forward to your pms :(
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DocileOrangeCup
08/23/17 8:36:01 PM
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Harpie
08/23/17 8:36:50 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I can send you hairy ass pms

q4rlwQs
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Ruvan22
08/23/17 9:05:25 PM
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Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I can send you hairy ass pms

q4rlwQs


Hey! You already used that GIF in your birthday thread! I demand my money back!
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bestknicksfan
08/23/17 9:14:00 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
crotchfruit

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DarthAragorn
08/23/17 9:14:59 PM
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Me too

It's why I always torture them before burning them alive as sacrifices to the Lord of Light

in ck2
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Harpie
08/23/17 9:49:24 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I can send you hairy ass pms

q4rlwQs


Hey! You already used that GIF in your birthday thread! I demand my money back!

No! It's mine now mwhahahaha
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Harpie
08/23/17 9:49:45 PM
#34:


DarthAragorn posted...
Me too

It's why I always torture them before burning them alive as sacrifices to the Lord of Light

in ck2

I was dissapointed with the spoiler
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thanosibe
08/23/17 9:56:30 PM
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Why is this forum so backwards on sex, sexuality, women, marriage, children and relationships in general? I'm really starting to feel like the generalization that most of CE consists of basement dwellers is accurate.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/23/17 9:56:49 PM
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Harpie
08/23/17 9:57:54 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Why is this forum so backwards on sex, sexuality, women, marriage, children and relationships in general? I'm really starting to feel like the generalization that most of CE consists of basement dwellers is accurate.

I dunno man, I just dont like kids and I'm never having them
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Turtlebread
08/23/17 10:00:05 PM
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TC is a child lol
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Harpie
08/23/17 10:01:42 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
TC is a child lol

I'm 18 bby ;o
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Turtlebread
08/23/17 10:02:35 PM
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thanosibe
08/23/17 10:03:50 PM
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Harpie posted...
thanosibe posted...
Why is this forum so backwards on sex, sexuality, women, marriage, children and relationships in general? I'm really starting to feel like the generalization that most of CE consists of basement dwellers is accurate.

I dunno man, I just dont like kids and I'm never having them
I didn't mean necessarily you, anc I guess I should have clarified that (though despise is pretty harsh) but in general when those subjects come up in threads on CE.
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Harpie
08/23/17 10:03:55 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
Yes, a child.

fite me
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thompsontalker7
08/23/17 10:04:20 PM
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I just can't stand kids who won't shut the fuck up in public and their parents don't make any effort to force them
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ToonLinkWithGun
08/23/17 10:06:14 PM
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I despise you Harpie
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Harpie
08/23/17 10:08:03 PM
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Aeriis posted...
Harpie posted...
crotchfruit

I love that.

And yeah, I don't like kids either. Harpie, do people ever tell you that you'll change your mind as you get older? ugh!

All the time. God forbid I bring up the fact that I'm going to get a tubal litigation in three years lol

I feel like people believe that having kids is the end all be all. That if you don't do it, you failed at being a human being. People say that it's a big decision to have children. You know what a more important and life changing decision might be? Having kids!
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Harpie
08/23/17 10:09:15 PM
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thompsontalker7 posted...
I just can't stand kids who won't shut the fuck up in public and their parents don't make any effort to force them

Sometimes when I'm cashiering and see a bratty kid, I'll ask them if they want a sticker. Then turn around and say Whoops I'm out of stickers!

lol I only did it once dont judge me >.>

ToonLinkWithGun posted...
I despise you Harpie

What did I do to you though
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Ruvan22
08/23/17 10:14:58 PM
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Harpie posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
Harpie posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I can send you hairy ass pms

q4rlwQs


Hey! You already used that GIF in your birthday thread! I demand my money back!

No! It's mine now mwhahahaha


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ToonLinkWithGun
08/23/17 10:15:21 PM
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You became a nuisance.
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Kisai
08/23/17 10:17:49 PM
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Harpie posted...
crotchfruit

Ow, the edge.
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