Board 8 > Pistachios

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Uglyface2
08/22/17 7:13:42 PM
#1:


Since I'm upset about a lot of things, I'd like to talk about my newest favorite food: pistachios. Somebody told me that eating these helped her reduce her blood sugar, so I gave them a try.

I can't stop eating these things. I get them already shelled, so I'm stuffing handfuls of the things in my mouth. The downside is that my poop has turned green, but then again, who's looking at my poop, the poop police? And if they are looking, they'll likely say, "That's a lovely shade of pistachio green."
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WhoopsyDaisy
08/22/17 7:16:25 PM
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they're good
they're also 45% fat by weight according to wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistachio
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MrGreenonion
08/22/17 7:16:53 PM
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When I was little I loved pistachio ice cream. I think mainly because it was green, but it was actually a pretty tasty flavor too.
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Peace___Frog
08/22/17 7:19:45 PM
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Pistachio ice cream is top tier
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foolm0r0n
08/22/17 7:52:06 PM
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Easily the best nut in pretty much every form you can find it. Ice cream for sure. It's actually not that expensive compared to other nuts either (macadamia, cashew).
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