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Jabodie
08/21/17 11:51:00 PM
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s0nicfan
08/21/17 11:51:36 PM
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Both he and the studios like large piles of money, and general movie-going audiences like Orlando Bloom.
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stoltenberg11
08/21/17 11:51:53 PM
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He was cast to reprise his role of Legolas.
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Burgess
08/21/17 11:52:10 PM
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Well he was in the movies that came before them so why not be in the sequels.
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Jabodie
08/21/17 11:52:15 PM
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Why was Legolas in the Hobbit movies?
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s0nicfan
08/21/17 11:52:31 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Why was Legolas in the Hobbit movies?

s0nicfan posted...
Both he and the studios like large piles of money, and general movie-going audiences like Orlando Bloom.

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bobbysjoby
08/21/17 11:52:40 PM
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Why did they give him creepy eye contacts and make up that made him look 40 years older in a prequel is the real question

The love triangle was embarrassing too btw
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Jabodie
08/21/17 11:53:24 PM
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Why is the ending of the second movie in the beginning of the third movie?
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Burgess
08/21/17 11:53:30 PM
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bobbysjoby posted...
Why did they give him creepy eye contacts and make up that made him look 40 years older in a prequel is the real question

The love triangle was embarrassing too btw


Which dwarf did he want to fuck this time.
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Jabodie
08/21/17 11:56:32 PM
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Why is the last situation in the second movie both stupid and ultimately pointless?
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Burgess
08/21/17 11:57:52 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1YuvUQFJ0

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Blackstar110
08/21/17 11:58:21 PM
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Why did they downgrade in visuals over the course of a decade?

The dropoff between Lurtz and Azog is hilarious.
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DarthAragorn
08/21/17 11:59:45 PM
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Blackstar110 posted...
Why did they downgrade in visuals over the course of a decade?

The dropoff between Lurtz and Azog is hilarious.

They decided to use CGI instead of practical effects and makeup
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Jabodie
08/22/17 12:00:41 AM
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Why did this guy do nothing to defend himself in this moment?

https://youtu.be/3kNqc5Hrh0M?t=2m42s
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Jabodie
08/22/17 12:01:46 AM
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Also in the same scene, how does Legolas push himself vertically off of object in free fall?
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Bok_Choi
08/22/17 12:02:54 AM
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Jabodie posted...
Also in the same scene, how does Legolas push himself vertically off of object in free fall?

He's not
He pushes off and then he starts falling
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Blackstar110
08/22/17 12:03:00 AM
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DarthAragorn posted...
Blackstar110 posted...
Why did they downgrade in visuals over the course of a decade?

The dropoff between Lurtz and Azog is hilarious.

They decided to use CGI instead of practical effects and makeup

It was a rhetorical question.

Or rather, for a literal question... why? Terrible decision.
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Blackstar110
08/22/17 12:06:38 AM
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Jabodie posted...
Why did this guy do nothing to defend himself in this moment?

https://youtu.be/3kNqc5Hrh0M?t=2m42s

Jesus these movies just look terrible having watched LotR yesterday

Plasticky crap.
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Jabodie
08/22/17 12:08:29 AM
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What was with Radagast the Brown?
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DoctorVader
08/22/17 12:13:17 AM
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7.8/10

Too much Bloom.
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LittleScootaIoo
08/22/17 12:14:27 AM
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The movies would have been worse without him.
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LockeMonster
08/22/17 12:21:37 AM
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He was put in there to get cucked by a dwarf, which led him to Aragorn
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kuwab0
08/22/17 12:38:41 AM
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bobbysjoby
08/22/17 7:59:36 AM
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Cuz you can't have an actual dwarf compete with Legolas for an elf chicks heart m I rite

It was love at first sight when he hit her with that "wanna search my trousers?" Line, Legolas never stood a chance
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Virus731
08/22/17 8:03:58 AM
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Wow. I'm not really into the LOTR movies (or books for that matter) but the difference between Lurtz and Azog is fucking hilarious. One looks horrifying and the other looks like Voldemort.
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bobbysjoby
08/22/17 8:19:02 AM
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Is Lurtz that badass final boss in fellowship of the ring?
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lilJoe457
08/22/17 8:26:33 AM
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Maybe since I watched the hobbits first I see them different.

I'm not good at remembering names in big movies like this.
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Choco
08/22/17 8:30:48 AM
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Jabodie posted...
Why did this guy do nothing to defend himself in this moment?

https://youtu.be/3kNqc5Hrh0M?t=2m42s

lmao that looks terrible
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Kelystic
08/22/17 8:44:54 AM
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How old is Legolas
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Touch
08/22/17 8:48:31 AM
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I cant unsee Orlando Bloom's penis
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Blackstar110
08/22/17 9:00:40 AM
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bobbysjoby posted...
Is Lurtz that badass final boss in fellowship of the ring?

Yep.

Also, lest we forget this ugly motherfucker from RotK

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/124575/2977910-8385480622-Gothm.png

And let us bear in mind that's the same actor as Lurtz.

Prosthetics >>>>> CGI.
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bobbysjoby
08/22/17 11:47:12 AM
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By a long shot. The hobbit felt like watching someone play a video game during the fights a lot of the time due to the cgi movements
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Jabodie
08/22/17 3:38:00 PM
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Why were all but three dwarves completely forgettable when the movies are supposed to be about their story?
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