Poll of the Day > Today, we got our marriage license.

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SunWuKung420
08/21/17 1:44:33 PM
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13 days until the big day.
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KevinceKostner
08/21/17 2:00:37 PM
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Congration
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SunWuKung420
08/21/17 4:06:29 PM
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Much excite
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Nade Duck
08/21/17 4:07:54 PM
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Today I stayed in bed and looked at the ceiling for several hours.
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SmokeMassTree
08/21/17 4:31:49 PM
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Oh did we
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HellHole_
08/21/17 4:55:45 PM
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just wanted to confirm yall got my rsvp
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goddammit you look so lovely, but you sound,
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SunWuKung420
08/21/17 5:09:33 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
just wanted to confirm yall got my rsvp


Sorry, we had to give your seat to more important guests.
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mipond
08/21/17 5:10:06 PM
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Best wishes for a lot of long happy years. I'm so happy for you.
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SunWuKung420
08/21/17 5:10:25 PM
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mipond posted...
Best wishes for a lot of long happy years. I'm so happy for you.


Thanks.
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mastermix3000
08/21/17 5:18:47 PM
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Aye congrats mate. Treat her well
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MICHALECOLE
08/21/17 5:23:23 PM
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Nice! Have you guys set a date for the divorce yet?
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SunWuKung420
08/21/17 5:44:45 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
Aye congrats mate. Treat her well


Thanks.
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ss4parrothair
08/21/17 5:52:32 PM
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Congrats
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SunWuKung420
08/21/17 5:55:26 PM
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ss4parrothair posted...
Congrats


Thanks
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darcandkharg31
08/21/17 5:56:44 PM
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Pssh, "marriage license" what a scam, just go have private ceremony in the bush and tell everybody ur married, no need for these "legal documents"
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HellHole_
08/21/17 6:11:11 PM
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if you actually want the benefit of marriage, the legal part of marriage is kind of important
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darcandkharg31
08/21/17 6:12:09 PM
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Pssh, you marry for love, not benefits! This marriage is a sham!
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TheCyborgNinja
08/21/17 6:26:57 PM
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Nice.

That obviously makes sense, but I hate it when people say "we're pregnant." Oh, cool... Both of you? Unless you're a lesbian couple that are both carrying, I don't see how that became such a common expression (but it's always a man and a woman).
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HellHole_
08/21/17 6:29:00 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Pssh, you marry for love, not benefits! This marriage is a sham!


you marry for love, the tax benefits are just a bonus
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darcandkharg31
08/21/17 6:32:56 PM
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HellHole_ posted...
you marry for love, the tax benefits are just a bonus

if you want bonuses to be married then u shouldn't be married. We need the old days back when the village elder would just grab ur hands and be like "These two are now one, let them fuck." Easy peasy.
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HellHole_
08/21/17 8:03:40 PM
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and back then that was fine

and then the government was like, "tax benefits n shit yall"

and the world rejoiced
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darcandkharg31
08/21/17 8:08:28 PM
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Taxes are a scam, plus common laws are basically samezies as getting married now
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Troll_Police_
08/21/17 8:10:52 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Taxes are a scam, plus common laws are basically samezies as getting married now


what if say, a fat dracula got married to a fat rick grimes? do you think the state would look on it the same as a marriage?
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darcandkharg31
08/21/17 8:13:03 PM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
what if say, a fat dracula got married to a fat rick grimes? do you think the state would look on it the same as a marriage?

hell if I know, are they homophobe?
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