Current Events > I went out last night. I was talking to a couple girls, they were pretty hot

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They went to the bathroom, and I made the mistake of talking to the dude standing next to me. When the girls came back, they said to the guy, "You look familiar; what high school did you go to?" He said which one, and the girls said, "Do you know Ryan blahblah?" He says, "Yeah, I know Ryan blahblah." And the 3 of them spent the next hour talking about some dude Ryan, while I'm standing there with my dick in my hand, trying (and failing) to change the subject to absolutely anything else.

Getting late, I decided it was time to go home. I wanted to ask the hotter girl for her number, but I thought it would be kind of weird because we barely even got a chance to talk, so I didn't. I hugged the girls, broshaked the dude, and said goodbye. Everyone was really nice, it was just awkward for me. When I got home, I watched porn while thinking about the hotter girl, then I went to sleep.

That was my night. It actually went better than most other times I go out.
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damn you Ryan
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hope you learned something

Funployee posted...

hope you learned something

I should just stop trying.
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no silly