Current Events > I like to read conspiracy newspapers sometimes because I get gems like this:

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In ancient times it was well understood that you never — EVER — looked at an eclipse.

The wise men of old were well aware that watching an eclipse — either solar or lunar — was not a smart thing to do.

Why? For many reasons actually, most of which are way beyond the scope of this article. Here’s an article that offers an in-depth explanation. Why you should NOT watch Monday’s solar eclipse

The bottom line is that an eclipse, from time immemorial, has been always been considered an inauspicious event. This is not a time to revel in the darkening of a major luminary whose life-giving rays are blocked. While this ought to be intuitively obvious, most are are cut off from their inner wisdom…at their peril.

What the ancients did observe was that the animals throughout the whole animal kingdom scattered and went into their burrows and holes and caves and nests BEFORE THE ECLIPSE EVEN OCCURRED. How on Earth did these critters know it was even coming?

During the actual eclipse, the domesticated animals were oftentimes seen to experience quite unusual behavior. But on the whole, even those animals went quiet and into the dark and protected areas.

What’s the point?

If the animals know something is awry, why don’t human beings?

Because the Illuminati, who have locked this planet down for millennia, doesn’t want humanity to know the truth about eclipses.

Instead, they use the mainstream media (MSM) to stampede everyone in creation out under the evolving eclipse to stare at what is essentially an inauspicious event … on the mundane level, that is.

Remember, the dark side has ALWAYS made use of all of the occult arts and sciences. They consult their ‘best’ astrologers and numerologists, remote viewers and mediums, alchemists and oracles about everything of importance. They even conscript their witches and warlocks to go after the POTUS when they so desire.

Later in the article:

Not only was Sandy Hook a HUGE false flag psyop used to divert the positive energies associated with the long-awaited December 21, 2012 date, it harnessed and channeled those energies in an extremely malevolent way.

Holy shit man. How do people believe this. It also claims this is the first total eclipse in North America since America was founded lol
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Error1355 posted...

How do people believe this.

whats the difference between this and religion?
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ModLogic posted...

whats the difference between this and religion?

I don't believe in any religion either but there is quite a large difference between this article and religion. lol
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The fuck did I just read?
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The eclipse on Monday, August 21st just may function as the trigger for that wake-up call that no one saw coming except for a few modern-day prophets who have been screaming at the top of their lungs for years. They know that the body politic is about to be busted upside the head with a cosmic four by four. The rest of the world knows this, too.

Given the gravity of this particular total solar eclipse, it’s really imperative that as many people as possible become aware of its potential consequences. This celestial event IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. For the path of eclipse totality passes right over the landmass of the lower 48 states. If ever there was defining moment in U.S. history preordained to profoundly alter the direction of the nation, the August 21st eclipse is it!

Here is a comment from the article

YellowRoseTx51
The eclipse is manufactured. It was intended to do some pretty evil stuff & its been busted for that reason. Its not going to happen. So were the covens busted, for the spell casting against Trump. Spell casting draws power from the Underworld to alter things inside here, for evil purposes. They are %u2018opposite%u2019 of good, literally. They are the opposite polarity. What they think of as %u2018good%u2019 we think of as evil.

AUG 19, 2017, 2:06 PM

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Conspiracy theorists are basically fanfic writers of reality.
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Tmk posted...

Conspiracy theorists are basically fanfic writers of reality.

Truly the cushiest of jobs when you get popular. Just make shit up and get paid. Good luck getting regular work doe
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It is not someones’ perspective = IT IS A FACT, THAT THE SUN & MOON RISE IN THE EAST, & SETS IN THE WEST, SO HOW IS IT SUDDENLY GOING TO GO IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS…

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Error1355 posted...

ModLogic posted...

whats the difference between this and religion?

I don't believe in any religion either but there is quite a large difference between this article and religion. lol

such as?
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ModLogic posted...

Error1355 posted...

ModLogic posted...

whats the difference between this and religion?

I don't believe in any religion either but there is quite a large difference between this article and religion. lol

such as?

I'm not going to get into a religion debate on CE but it's quite clear to anyone the difference between a conspiracy news article claiming the government is trying to get everyone to watch the eclipse for some evil purpose and an entire religion.

I mean if you're getting at the 'they are both made up' then yeah I'm with you but there's more to a religion than just the textbook people worship.
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Error1355 posted...

It is not someones’ perspective = IT IS A FACT, THAT THE SUN & MOON RISE IN THE EAST, & SETS IN THE WEST, SO HOW IS IT SUDDENLY GOING TO GO IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS…

Scratching my head at this one...
Also is this a hard print paper or a site you can post a link to?

Hexenherz posted...

Error1355 posted...

It is not someones’ perspective = IT IS A FACT, THAT THE SUN & MOON RISE IN THE EAST, & SETS IN THE WEST, SO HOW IS IT SUDDENLY GOING TO GO IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS…

Scratching my head at this one...

YEP
Hexenherz posted...

Also is this a hard print paper or a site you can post a link to?

There is a site but I can't be sure it's safe to link here as they have some fucked up shit. lol
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leverageblargh posted...

If comedy's what you're looking for, there's plenty of stuff out there that doesn't involve you becoming the kind of person who actively seeks out and laughs at morons to feel better about himself.

Well I know what kind of YT videos leverage watches.

It's not a conspiracy. It's all true. Stay woke, comrades
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Feline_Heart posted...

It's not a conspiracy. It's all true. Stay woke, comrades

lol
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I like conspiracy newspapers like The National Enquirer and The Globe

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF-zXJ4VwAEauQn.jpg
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I do really, really, really, really miss WWN. I used to buy that with my dad when I visited him on the weekends and we'd laugh at the stories about bat boy. I'll always remember the story of the couple that went on vacation just to come home to a cleaned-out house with only a toothbrush and a camera left. They used the toothbrush until they decided to get the film developed at which point they saw pictures of the robber, who had wiped certain orifices with the toothbrush before putting it back.

Whoa whoa whoa animals absolutely do act weird during eclipses, so you know they got at least one tenth of it right >___>
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BignutzisBack posted...

Whoa whoa whoa animals absolutely do act weird during eclipses, so you know they got at least one tenth of it right >___>

Do they though? I mean, it seems pretty reasonable that an animal would act differently when it's routine is interrupted. What would be weird is if animals everywhere, even outside the path of the shadow of an eclipse acted differently.
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The youtube channels that Vegy always links tend to be good stuff too
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