Current Events > So I always thought waking up drunk was a myth...

(+) Yeah! (+)

...until it happened to me!

I went to a concert and got extremely drunk and was only gonna get 4 hours of sleep the next morning. I was prepared to be hungover and maybe call out. I got up when my alarm went off and I felt fine. A little TOO fine for the night I had. So I'm at work and talked to a couple customers, used the computer and it hit me. I'm still drunk! It was actually pretty awesome compared to being hungover.
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Nobody else?
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I'm JDuncs, I'm 29, a proud Rhode Islander.
My Teams are the Boston Celtics, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Red Sox. & Boston Bruins.

What the fuck is this


Also yes I've had that happen quite a few times
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thronedfire2 posted...

I'm JDuncs, I'm 29, a proud Rhode Islander.
My Teams are the Boston Celtics, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Red Sox. & Boston Bruins.

What the fuck is this

I'm guessing he lost a bet.

thronedfire2 posted...

I'm JDuncs, I'm 29, a proud Rhode Islander.
My Teams are the Boston Celtics, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Red Sox. & Boston Bruins.

What the fuck is this


Also yes I've had that happen quite a few times

I been a cowboys fan since '94 if anything I deserve respect. You know how easy it would have been to hop on that Tom Brady bandwagon in middle school. F that. F the patriots. Dak da GOAT
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You just admitted to DUI
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SageHarpuia posted...

You just admitted to DUI

i dont see anything in the OP where he said he drove to work
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thronedfire2 posted...

I'm JDuncs, I'm 29, a proud Rhode Islander.
My Teams are the Boston Celtics, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Red Sox. & Boston Bruins.

What the fuck is this

Problem?
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Nubcake13 posted...

SageHarpuia posted...

You just admitted to DUI

i dont see anything in the OP where he said he drove to work

Oh I totally drove to work. Even hit a bowl before I took off. I've been pulled over drunk a few times in my life. Even passed field sobriety tests drunk. Just say you're on your way to get laid and sleep at a chicks house. Oh and being white helps.
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Atralis posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

I'm JDuncs, I'm 29, a proud Rhode Islander.
My Teams are the Boston Celtics, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Red Sox. & Boston Bruins.

What the fuck is this

W

I'm guessing he lost a bet.

Negative sir
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Weren't the cowboys in the midst of a dynasty in 94 wtf

Cowboys fans who aren't from Texas are the worst
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Bad story: a few years ago I had jury duty. I got drunk the night before(I was getting drunk every night back then) and I was literally still drunk when I finally got to the courthouse in the morning(let's just say it's a good thing I left early because my gps tried to get me to drive into the ocean). Anyway, I go through the line fine and watch the stupid video but then I get called up for the first case they were doing. And I walk up to the judge and I'm like shit I'm still drunk, don't fall over please. Whatever he asked me about being unbiased I answered satisfactorily, and I was a juror for a medical malpractice trial for 5 days

And after that week was when I stopped drinking. Or learned to moderate it anyway. I went from drinking literally every night to once or twice a week, to only once or twice a month now.
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JustMyOpinion posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

Bad story: a few years ago I had jury duty. I got drunk the night before(I was getting drunk every night back then) and I was literally still drunk when I finally got to the courthouse in the morning(let's just say it's a good thing I left early because my gps tried to get me to drive into the ocean). Anyway, I go through the line fine and watch the stupid video but then I get called up for the first case they were doing. And I walk up to the judge and I'm like shit I'm still drunk, don't fall over please. Whatever he asked me about being unbiased I answered satisfactorily, and I was a juror for a medical malpractice trial for 5 days

And after that week was when I stopped drinking

You're a terrible person for driving drunk. Go to hell.

Oh I know.
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JustMyOpinion posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

Bad story: a few years ago I had jury duty. I got drunk the night before(I was getting drunk every night back then) and I was literally still drunk when I finally got to the courthouse in the morning(let's just say it's a good thing I left early because my gps tried to get me to drive into the ocean). Anyway, I go through the line fine and watch the stupid video but then I get called up for the first case they were doing. And I walk up to the judge and I'm like shit I'm still drunk, don't fall over please. Whatever he asked me about being unbiased I answered satisfactorily, and I was a juror for a medical malpractice trial for 5 days

And after that week was when I stopped drinking

You're a terrible person for driving drunk. Go to hell.

Did you like lose a family member to a DD? You're very passionate about people who have happened to drive drunk going to hell.
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I used to live in Rhode Island. Can you send me some coffee syrup?
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JustMyOpinion posted...

JDuncs posted...

JustMyOpinion posted...

thronedfire2 posted...

Bad story: a few years ago I had jury duty. I got drunk the night before(I was getting drunk every night back then) and I was literally still drunk when I finally got to the courthouse in the morning(let's just say it's a good thing I left early because my gps tried to get me to drive into the ocean). Anyway, I go through the line fine and watch the stupid video but then I get called up for the first case they were doing. And I walk up to the judge and I'm like shit I'm still drunk, don't fall over please. Whatever he asked me about being unbiased I answered satisfactorily, and I was a juror for a medical malpractice trial for 5 days

And after that week was when I stopped drinking

You're a terrible person for driving drunk. Go to hell.

Did you like lose a family member to a DD? You're very passionate about people who have happened to drive drunk going to hell.

Do I have to lose a family member to dislike drunk driving? Are you implying this is something people don't usually consider serious? Shut the fuck up, clown.

Dude drunk driving is bad. Everybody knows that. But a couple guys woke up with a buzz and drove to work and you're telling them to goto hell. Grow up
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JustMyOpinion posted...

Don't drive drunk, clown. Shut the fuck up and deal with it.

Guy maybe you should have drink shut up and relax guy
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