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Kitt
08/18/17 7:24:23 AM
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All his posts are gold. He's like CE's Midas.
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anth0ny
08/18/17 7:28:21 AM
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I'm like CE's Midas, too, only... ya' know... I turn all posts into shit.
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anth0ny
08/18/17 7:28:39 AM
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or something like that
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Kitt
08/18/17 7:29:02 AM
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anth0ny posted...
I'm like CE's Midas, too, only... ya' know... I turn all posts into shit.

That sounds unpleasant.
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anth0ny
08/18/17 7:29:32 AM
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and yet it isn't
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Lonestar2000
08/18/17 7:32:34 AM
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He is in Purgatory.
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MegaTech
08/18/17 7:33:00 AM
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@Romulox28
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Gamer99z
08/18/17 7:33:42 AM
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MegaTech posted...
@Romulox28

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Mernardi
08/18/17 7:39:24 AM
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You're trying to get the smallest and most powerful CEman to post in your thread? Good luck kiddo.
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Romulox28
08/18/17 7:41:26 AM
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hi im green butter and this is my gamefaqs post
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anth0ny
08/18/17 7:42:10 AM
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Fucking. Gold.
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BlazinBlue88
08/18/17 7:42:26 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
hi im green butter and this is my gamefaqs post

Classic! Lmfao!
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anth0ny
08/18/17 7:42:32 AM
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how does he do that?!?
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Kitt
08/18/17 7:45:21 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
hi im green butter and this is my gamefaqs post

sanA4bc
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Mernardi
08/18/17 7:45:40 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
hi im green butter and this is my gamefaqs post

rekt
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Romulox28
08/18/17 7:46:03 AM
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im so glad i could tickle all your funny bones
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Kaname_Madoka
08/18/17 11:25:48 PM
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Mernardi posted...
You're trying to get the smallest and most powerful CEman to post in your thread? Good luck kiddo.

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chill02
08/19/17 7:34:39 AM
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Couldn't sleep last night, was up thinking of how powerful the Xbox One X is

Typically I go to bed around 11 every night, so I'm well-rested and energized for work the next day.

Last night, I got into bed at 11 as usual, but when I closed my eyes, I just couldn't fall asleep. My mind was racing. The Xbox One X is not only the most powerful console ever created, but it is also the smallest console on the market.

I tossed and turned in bed. I could not get comfortable. How could I expect to just drift off to sleep knowing that this November, just 4 months from now,gamers will get to experience true raw power, right from their living rooms?

I called up my girlfriend, who goes to bed at 8pm (as women are wont to do). "Hey babe," I said. I could hear her shifting from her sleep. "I can't sleep. I keep thinking of how powerful Microsoft's latest console, the Xbox One X is. Never before has a home console been a 6 teraflop powerhouse before and contained 12GB of RAM."

"Babe," she said, "it's 11pm. I need my 16 hours of sleep so I can face a full day tomorrow of being indecisive about what I want to eat for every meal. Why are you so concerned with such raw power so late at night?"

I howled with disgust. "Woman, listen to me," I screamed into the phone. "It is not every day that such a powerful console comes out. There has never been a console with such speed, yet such elegance, and there never will be again, at least until Microsoft makes the next Xbox. If you cannot understand this situation then perhaps we should see other people."

With that, I hung up on my ex-girlfriend and chucked my iPhone across the room. It smashed against the wall and landed into a pile of my other broken iPhones. Now I am exhausted at work and the Xbox One X is still the most powerful and smallest console on the market.
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Kitt
08/19/17 7:52:37 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
im so glad i could tickle all your funny bones

I am not worthy.
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