Current Events > I just heard the voice of God speak to me and he told me I am his prophet.

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Ic3Bullet
08/18/17 3:15:29 AM
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He told me to unite his people and bring them to a summit in the Mojave Desert to liberate their souls from their secular doom. He also said there would be food, drink, and entertainment. Also he didn't specify how many of you there were, so depending on that number some of you might have to find your own transportation because I'm broke AF tbh.
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meestermj
08/18/17 3:17:04 AM
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So you see God's plan, but can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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Ic3Bullet
08/18/17 3:17:37 AM
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meestermj posted...
So you see God's plan, but can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Sugar and marketing.
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1234Life
08/18/17 3:18:25 AM
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Ic3Bullet posted...
meestermj posted...
So you see God's plan, but can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Sugar and marketing.


Yup, this guy is the real deal.
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Ic3Bullet
08/18/17 3:31:26 AM
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Wait guys he just spoke to me again and it turns out I misheard the first time.

He just wanted me to tell you all that Lebron James will be playing basketball again this year. Sorry for the confusion.
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