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darkprince45
08/17/17 2:42:11 AM
#1:


I've only gambled 300 since Monday but I didn't have fun with it at all. Just took out 100 and lost it in maybe 5 minutes

Meanwhile my girlfriends bitch of a mom has won 300 and 250 on the machine right next to us tonight. machines that we told her to play

Even though they're rich and she doesn't work, it's all her husbands money... she bitches about spending a dollar. She just had a heart attack because we wanted to get 5 dollar burgers at shake shack and we had to walk there

Ugh
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Lost_All_Senses
08/17/17 2:43:54 AM
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You know what gotta do now right?

sleep with your girlfriend's mom

...it must be done
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/17/17 2:43:58 AM
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Now it's time to get hammered drunk.
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WaterLink
08/17/17 2:44:35 AM
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Meet me at Fremont
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Lost_All_Senses
08/17/17 2:44:56 AM
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No wait yeah just get drunk dude

sleep with her mom
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Dash_Harber
08/17/17 2:45:39 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You know what gotta do now right?

sleep with your girlfriend's mom

...it must be done


He's not wrong. Try some indecent proposal stuff. She pays your girlfriend to have you for a night and you take a cut.
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/17/17 2:45:40 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
No wait yeah just get drunk dude

sleep with her mom


Do both. It's Vegas after all.
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darkprince45
08/17/17 2:51:43 AM
#8:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Now it's time to get hammered drunk.

Since 1pm I've had

2 jack and diets
8 captain and diets
4 PBRs
2 corona lights

I'm still good tho

And I was just at Fremont and my dumbass girlfriends mom lost the backpack she had with her cellphone, my girlfriends wallet, and her GoPro
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Smashingpmkns
08/17/17 2:53:44 AM
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The average person gambles at least 1k a trip here. Keep going, help us pay for the Raiders stadium
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darkprince45
08/17/17 2:54:36 AM
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Well I'm moving here in a couple months so my taxes can pay for it
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MabusIncarnate
08/17/17 2:56:40 AM
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Just plow the mom, this isn't rocket appliances.
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kingdrake2
08/17/17 3:39:14 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Just plow the mom, this isn't rocket appliances.


gotta agree with this. he's right this time.
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Kajagogo
08/17/17 3:43:07 AM
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Who goes to Vegas to gamble? There's so much other stuff you can do!
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kingdrake2
08/17/17 3:44:50 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Who goes to Vegas to gamble? There's so much other stuff you can do!


some of the shows are ****ing awesome. the one with the pirate ship. that one water show at night. it's been many years since i been in vegas.
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darkprince45
08/17/17 6:09:16 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
Who goes to Vegas to gamble!

Uh
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NeuralLaxative
08/17/17 6:10:53 PM
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How are you blowing $100 that fast. Either you're that unlucky or you suck at gambling
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Deadpool_18
08/17/17 6:14:56 PM
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Did you go to Hash House?
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Deadpool_18
08/17/17 6:15:59 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Kajagogo posted...
Who goes to Vegas to gamble? There's so much other stuff you can do!


some of the shows are ****ing awesome. the one with the pirate ship. that one water show at night. it's been many years since i been in vegas.


Pirate Bay is no more.
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Deadpool_18
08/17/17 6:16:28 PM
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And your frugal in law sounds like she should be left in the room or told to wander the strip.
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Roxborough4Ever
08/17/17 6:18:34 PM
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didn't listen to me when i said just stay home and play fantasy sports i guess
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darkprince45
08/17/17 8:13:58 PM
#21:


Deadpool_18 posted...
And your frugal in law sounds like she should be left in the room or told to wander the strip.

Forgot about hash house

And yeah we're not even talking to her anymore. She's a fucking psychopath, she went on this long tirade that I control her daughter because I bought my girlfriend a bunch of clothes that apparently I wanted(even though my gf picked it out).Telling me my girlfriends super skinny because of me now. I was like uh wat

Yeah, I've been keeping my cool but I just went off on her. Holy fuck I'm pissed
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Mark_DeRosa
08/17/17 11:16:42 PM
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Upp
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Mark_DeRosa
08/18/17 2:28:07 AM
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I put 20 on buffalo and I'm up 320
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darkprince45
08/18/17 1:49:17 PM
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Upp
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