Current Events > Pick a number before entering: [1] [2] [3] [4]

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You enter a contest for an unlisted, unspecified vehicle and win.

[1]:
You win a mobile home, but it comes with a roommate. You walk in your new home only to realize the doors only open from the outside and you are now locked in forever. Your roommate has insatiable lust.
Home:

Roomate:



[2]:
You win a yacht and a free membership to the local yacht club. The yacht club is full of very wealthy and powerful business men with extensive connections that you now have access to.
Yacht:

Business Men:



[3]:
You win your very own food truck. It comes with a free employee with his salary already paid.
You check the back for sandwich stock and your employee chains you down by your hands and legs.
The "employee" turns out to be Jared Fogle and you spend the remainder of your life in what is essentially Jared's mobile sex dungeon.
Food Truck:

"Employee":



[4]:
You win your own private jet, all expenses paid.
It's decked out with it's own luxurious bedroom and a personal stewardess who will service you in any way you ask.
Jet:

Stewardess:


Inside:



Anything Else: Death

1 always wins
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4 wins
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bump

Why do these topic makers have such a hard on for the number 4?
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Milkman5 posted...

The "employee" turns out to be Jared Fogle and you spend the remainder of your life in what is essentially Jared's mobile sex dungeon.

I'm not 12 years old though, so I should be fine, right?
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2

Not actually bad.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Why do these topic makers have such a hard on for the number 4?

I'm the only one who makes these still

1

Waking up sore in the morning can be a bit exciting tbh
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Why do these topic makers have such a hard on for the number 4?

Smdh4aw
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Bestow sweet embrace of death unto me, comrade.
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4 ftw
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Chose 2. Happy with it because I can then buy any of the other 3.
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2, yacht club and business men contacts.
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2 always wins
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I piked 2 and got a yacht. That's pretty cool. I always wanted a boat but unless those wealthy business men are also filling and maintaining my yacht it will be short lived.
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Bring it on mr cosby lol
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2.

Cool.
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I love my new stewardess. I'll bet we can kiss and hold hands and stuff!
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Outer_space posted...

3

fuck

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I won for once! 2.
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Four always wins. Fuck yes four.

At least if you pick the first one, you can push Bill Cosby around. He did some heinous shit in is heyday, but he's blind and frail now. Not like he's gonna get his pickle anywhere near you.
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