Current Events > We got marrieeeed!

(+) Yeah! (+)

We just came back from our honeymoon in Cancun, , Houle is so red, so burned and so much in pain we're doubting he'll make it to our first anniversary. All in all everything went perfect!

aww, congrats
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SerPounceAIot posted...

Houle is so red, so burned and so much in pain we're doubting he'll make it to our first anniversary

Preemptive RIP

Also congrats
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Houle still looking smug as ever.
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You know nothing Jon Houle
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congrats TC, i'm sure your wedding was beautiful. cancun is a good choice for a honeymoon
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are you two living in mexico or canada?

Congrats , even doe you didn't invite us to yours, I'm inviting you to mine and *insert random cegal here*'s wedding tbh
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congrats!
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Felicidades!!

houle kinda looks like the dude who plays matt murdock on the netflix daredevil show
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Do you pounce on her alot??
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A CE love story
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JagerBomberz posted...

Do you pounce on her alot??

Serpounce is the girl >_>
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you're the girl
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Also

What compelled Houle to finally close his account? I noticed you closed your other one too.

A pact?

Makes me wanna leave :(
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Wow, Houle and Blinkxme finally got married? Congrats!
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Damn
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Congrats. You look beautiful :)

Romulox28 posted...

congrats TC, i'm sure your wedding was beautiful. cancun is a good choice for a honeymoon

We weren't sure about it at first cause steven had never been to a beach but he loved it! Also you were right, if there was omething that didn't go as planned on our wedding, we didn't care at all :D

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Congrats , even doe you didn't invite us to yours, I'm inviting you to mine and *insert random cegal here*'s wedding tbh

You're invited to the reception in Canada :P

Bio1590 posted...

A pact?

Makes me wanna leave :(

He didn't post at all lately and just came here to mod, he figured it was time to move on.

Also thanks a lot everyone!

congrats!
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All the old users are leaving, makes me legit sad.

But on a happier note, congrats, guys!
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Damn, I remember when you guys were just starting going out and doing the long distance thing.

Congrats to you both :)
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dave_is_slick posted...

All the old users are leaving, makes me legit sad.

But on a happier note, congrats, guys!

It does make me pretty nostalgic. Wonder when it'll be my time.

Ps2Twilight posted...

Damn, I remember when you guys were just starting going out and doing the long distance thing.

Congrats to you both :)

We've come a long long way :') thank you!

Congrats.
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Congrats! You have the same teeth as that Cat girl from Nickelodeon!
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tfw cutest CE couple of all time is finally married


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IHOP posted...

Marriage should be either outlawed or legally non-binding....

A) Marriage cannot regulate commitment and it doesn't mandate it, either in sexual or any other way. Marriage, in its current form, is a legal contract that mandates the way the property will be handled and it follows Soviet model of property split with no fault divorce and equal split of assets without regards on how much assets were owned by either party or how much did any side contribute in terms of earnings, expenses, or other non-monetary work. It is the only contract which doesn't bind any party to do anything else, people aren't expected to follow their vows given in front of hundreds of people and verified by a state official with plenty of evidence to confirm their consent, extensive legal checks and joint preparations before and after marriage. Your state will strictly enforce the monetary aspect upon marital dissolution, many men and women were robbed their money, courts simply follow the law which essentially transfers property from more affluent to less affluent individual.

B) Automatic presumption of paternity. Many men are fooled to be legally liable over children who weren't their own, even though they barely saw them because they separated or divorced within a year or two. Even if the fraud is exposed beyond a short period, nothing will change and the man will still be forced to pay, no sanctions are imposed upon the woman who fooled him. Marriage is invented to impose obligation upon a man to be responsible over a woman he married and her children which were presumed to be his. This norm demanded sexual fidelity on married woman's part. Every other norm was the invention of religion in attempt to further restrict activities perceived as dangerous for society's stability. We don't punish anyone for extramarital sex now, such practice exists only in the most rigid third world countries.

C) Expenses with divorce. While marriage ceremony can be justified by personal choice, divorce costs are forced upon both parties when one of them wants to divorce. Many couples will have courts and lawyers take every penny out of their pockets, some will be forced to sell their own homes. Divorce will be the final stage of about half of all marriages and marriages are the result of stable unions among couples who usually marry because of tradition and because they think that they won't divorce. Why even engage into an institution with such failure rate when there are no benefits other than the ones that our state creates through possible incentives? Why do you need or want third party determining anything? And why would anyone even want to differ married from unmarried couples? With all that on your mind, you cannot deny that marriage should be gone and nobody should give a damn that it faded away, it became a burden to society and personal relationships, it's a relic of an ancient past and people marry out of sense of duty or perception that it's the 'logical step' in their relationship.

Here's an example of a kill joy trying to ruin the moment with walls of text.
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IHOP posted...

Marriage should be either outlawed or legally non-binding....

Of course not. That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard First of all, I will say that the word "outlawed" is out of place here. When you outlaw things, you make them illegal, you ban them or maybe you tax them so heavily that they cease to exist. In democracies, you won't be able to abolish marriages because you won't be allowed to do so by the people and their elected representatives in parliament. I think what the you meant was "discouraged" or something similar in lieu of "outlawed"
Why do people marry? Young minds will say sex and children but that's not it. We marry because of companionship. Now you have friends galore by your side but the day is not distant when you will be middle aged . Your friends will still be your friends but no one will have time to meet frequently and socialize. You will make new friends in life and again you will part ways. It is in those times that you will require companionship( not sympathy mind you) and your spouse will be able to give it as she or he will know you like no one else knows you. In return, you have to provide your spouse the same care and attention of course.
People say that marriage causes divorces but what is the real issue here..Is it the growing statistic of divorces or is it happiness? Husbands beat up their wives,Wives nag their husbands etc. But is marriage some kind of lasso which encircles you and makes a good man beat up his wife?Surely not. Those flaws were always present in the particular spouse but were not noticed because he or she did not live with someone 24 hours/day. You can't blame marriage for that.
I'm all for living together. But after 2-3 years,marry and give your progeny the right to be your lawful heir. Again people say that look around you -so many married people are unhappy, chances are that I will be unhappy too. To that my answer will be if you have to find out how to be happy in life from watching other people around you, chances are that you will be unhappy whatever you choose to do.
Finally there are those who say that majority of people are unhappy after marriage and therefore they must be right. Not true! Do you know what sexual activity the majority of people in the world practice the most? It is not heterosexual and nor it is homosexual. It is masturbation.
Have a good day.

What the fuck is going in this topic right now
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I honestly feel like Hoth is talking to himself right now. Blink is one of the girls he's obsessed over.
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I wish I can convince a girl to marry me...

@Zodd3224 will you help me
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Wtf happened here

IHOP go make your own topic about marriage

Congrats to the happy couple, glad you had a stress free wedding and wonderful honeymoon!
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Vacka posted...

I wish I can convince a girl to marry me...

@Zodd3224 will you help me

You're a model ffs, you should have the ladies begging to marry you, wtf
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Darkman124 posted...

Wtf happened here

IHOP go make your own topic about marriage

Congrats to the happy couple, glad you had a stress free wedding and wonderful honeymoon!

99% sure Hoth is talking to himself
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This topic got so derailed

But you look outta his league, which is good on him for pursuing you anyway cause leagues are all in ya head
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@IHOP @TheBriteLites @-------------- You still haven't given me any evidence that marriage should be ACTUALLY OUTLAWED, just that you dont think it's something people should do. Why would you make it literally illegal!!!?

Where are all these alts with 1 or 2 active messages posting these walls of text coming from? Wtf

Anyway, congrats TC
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Liherals posted...

@IHOP @TheBriteLites @-------------- You still haven't given me any evidence that marriage should be ACTUALLY OUTLAWED, just that you dont think it's something people should do. Why would you make it literally illegal!!!?

He's not that's red pill copypasta

Once again IHOP leaves you feeling like shit.




Anyway, did You pound his houle on your guys' wedding night
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*sees all the posts got deleted*

Guess the mods were on my side *shrug*

damn houle got swole as f***. i remember him being a runty white dude.
congrats to both of you :)
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Smug ass Houle
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Grats!

Bio1590 posted...

What the fuck is going in this topic right now

I only see deleted posts >_>

Houle says thanks to everyone too! :D

SerPounceAIot posted...

Bio1590 posted...

What the fuck is going in this topic right now

I only see deleted posts >_>

Houle says thanks to everyone too! :D

Tell him that the next time I'm in Ottawa I wanna meet his French Canadian ass somewhere in Byward.

(And I guess you too >_>)
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