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CruelBuffalo
08/16/17 7:51:20 PM
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Bishop9800
08/16/17 7:52:26 PM
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WTF?
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DreadedWave
08/16/17 7:53:04 PM
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I think he's got those bugs from the Mummy inside him.
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AlecSkorpio
08/16/17 7:53:22 PM
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I'm pretty sure I get those like every other night. It's never light enough to see it, but it certainly feels like that when I touch it and it's the worst pain ever.

It's got something to do with my kidney issues apparently.
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Back_Stabbath
08/16/17 7:54:02 PM
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how is he not screaming
cramps in that spot are the f***ing devil.
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Kanaya413
08/16/17 7:54:38 PM
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@vegy
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ItsYourFault
08/16/17 7:55:37 PM
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eat some potassium man, damn.
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Burnt_Puke82
08/16/17 7:56:28 PM
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wtf....ambushed by that twice now.

I opened up twitter a couple minutes ago and that's the first thing I see.

Close the tab and go to CE and this is the first topic I click on.
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iPhone_7
08/16/17 7:57:31 PM
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Amputate the leg before it spreads and kill it with fire. JFC kill it with fire
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Vicious_Dios
08/16/17 7:58:57 PM
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"Sorry, but you're not authorized to view those Tweets."

Welp, there goes all my plans and desires for the Fall.
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thronedfire2
08/16/17 7:59:34 PM
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wtf
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3khc
08/16/17 8:00:02 PM
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Theres plenty more videos on youtube.
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Sexypwnstar
08/16/17 8:05:39 PM
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what's a cramp and how do I know if I've ever had one
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AlecSkorpio
08/16/17 8:09:25 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
what's a cramp and how do I know if I've ever had one


You'll know from the pain.
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Terra-enforcer
08/16/17 8:11:08 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
what's a cramp and how do I know if I've ever had one

It's when your muscles forcefully contract/tighten. You'll know if you had one before. Dehydration and low potassium are common causes. Or not stretching after a workout.

It's one of the worst feelings ever that doesn't involve being directly hit or anything breaking.
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Vicious_Dios
08/16/17 8:13:15 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
what's a cramp and how do I know if I've ever had one

It's when your muscles forcefully contract/tighten. You'll know if you had one before. Dehydration and low potassium are common causes. Or not stretching after a workout.

It's one of the worst feelings ever that doesn't involve being directly hit or anything breaking.


Fucking Charlie Horses at 3:00 a.m.

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Medussa
08/16/17 8:17:03 PM
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been there, though never that bad.

I'm actually about to spend 20 hours over 3 days driving, and I'm definitely a little worried something like this will happen.
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Zack_Attackv1
08/16/17 8:24:16 PM
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For me, they're completely paralyzing.
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Terra-enforcer
08/16/17 8:27:49 PM
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@Vicious_Dios posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
what's a cramp and how do I know if I've ever had one

It's when your muscles forcefully contract/tighten. You'll know if you had one before. Dehydration and low potassium are common causes. Or not stretching after a workout.

It's one of the worst feelings ever that doesn't involve being directly hit or anything breaking.


Fucking Charlie Horses at 3:00 a.m.

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Absolutely fuck that shit. I remember waking up at like 4 am because of one while I was in high school. Worst feeling ever, and the pain is enough to wake you up that it's hard to go back to sleep.
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Vicious_Dios
08/16/17 8:42:10 PM
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Terra-enforcer posted...
@Vicious_Dios posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
what's a cramp and how do I know if I've ever had one

It's when your muscles forcefully contract/tighten. You'll know if you had one before. Dehydration and low potassium are common causes. Or not stretching after a workout.

It's one of the worst feelings ever that doesn't involve being directly hit or anything breaking.


Fucking Charlie Horses at 3:00 a.m.

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F

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Absolutely fuck that shit. I remember waking up at like 4 am because of one while I was in high school. Worst feeling ever, and the pain is enough to wake you up that it's hard to go back to sleep.


Took me 45 minutes for it to resoothe back to normalcy after stretching awkwardly in bed. Lmao

I think I know why it happened as it only happened three times across the span of life.

I remember sweating buckets trickling right down into my boots after paving a cement driveway during the record-breaking Texas summer heat about a year or so ago. It looked like I jumped in to a pool.

Anyway, we drove back to my shop for about an hour (in my drenched clothes because all of my other work clothes were also fucking soaked) while the cold AC ran full blast. Once I got done dropping off my workers, I headed home and took a long hot shower and headed straight to bed... <_<

It was all a shitshow from then on that night.
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Questionmarktarius
08/16/17 8:42:52 PM
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Hangover cramps suck. Badly.
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ThyCorndog
08/17/17 1:22:16 AM
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eeeee
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WaterLink
08/17/17 1:26:16 AM
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Dude has some pretty damn big calves
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MorbidFaithless
08/17/17 1:30:36 AM
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I've had that before. That bad. Not fun. Thankfully it's been years. Mostly got them in high school
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YourDrunkFather
08/17/17 1:38:16 AM
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I thought xenomorphs bursted out the chest
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/17/17 1:41:40 AM
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It used to happen to me almost every night. I stretch my leg in a certain way to kill the pain.
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CruelBuffalo
08/17/17 10:25:44 AM
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WaterLink posted...
Dude has some pretty damn big calves

Mmmmmmm wouldn't mind being squeeze by them
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Kitt
08/17/17 10:30:50 AM
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the_cajun88
08/19/17 12:36:21 AM
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The reaction pic of Lil Uzi Vert made me laugh so hard that I teared up.
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CensorErik
08/19/17 12:43:25 AM
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Medussa posted...
been there, though never that bad.

I'm actually about to spend 20 hours over 3 days driving, and I'm definitely a little worried something like this will happen.

You need to get a banana in you. >_>
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the_cajun88
08/19/17 12:45:46 AM
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CensorErik posted...
Medussa posted...
been there, though never that bad.

I'm actually about to spend 20 hours over 3 days driving, and I'm definitely a little worried something like this will happen.

You need to get a banana in you. >_>


Hot.
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pkmnlord
08/21/17 5:00:37 AM
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So if you were able to cut his leg open where that was happening (pretend that blood isn't pouring out his leg), would you just see his muscles/ligaments all tightening up and doing other gross stuff?
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ShiningBlade1
08/21/17 5:01:08 AM
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I one time got a leg cramp in each of my legs at the same time, I cried like a fucking baby
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meestermj
08/21/17 5:02:05 AM
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I get horrible leg cramps nightly. My calf muscles are in almost constant motion despite being at rest.

The worst one ever woke me from a sound sleep, the pain was so intense that my eyes and ears didn't work and all I could do was scream.
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kuwab0
08/21/17 5:23:31 AM
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ReignFury
08/21/17 6:02:02 AM
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Ive experienced super cramps before, its a whole different level of pain
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voldothegr8
08/21/17 6:41:33 AM
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I get these at night if I go to bed dehydrated. The last time I had a stomach bug puking all night I got them in both legs multiple times, it was the worst night ever.
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ReignFury
08/21/17 9:18:09 AM
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I also used to get bad quad cramps when trying to swim, thats another reason why black people dont like swimming.
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apolloooo
08/21/17 9:20:25 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
"Sorry, but you're not authorized to view those Tweets."

Welp, there goes all my plans and desires for the Fall.

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apolloooo
08/21/17 9:25:28 AM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
I've had that before. That bad. Not fun. Thankfully it's been years. Mostly got them in high school

Oh yeah, i got cramps so often when i was 15 to 17.

Now i got it like twice a year in a bad day, and the pain was bearable. Used to get

I wonder what causing it then
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thompsontalker7
08/23/17 3:51:19 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
what's a cramp and how do I know if I've ever had one

It's when your muscles forcefully contract/tighten. You'll know if you had one before. Dehydration and low potassium are common causes. Or not stretching after a workout.

It's one of the worst feelings ever that doesn't involve being directly hit or anything breaking.


Fucking Charlie Horses at 3:00 a.m.

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Bruh I've gotten those on my thigh and let me tell you

That shit will spring you on your feet in half a second
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PtlessAgmnts
08/25/17 3:32:32 AM
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I'm sure fucking glad I'm not him right now. Holy mother of god.
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