Poll of the Day > PotD I've decided I don't want to be a virgin anymore

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Bligh_with_no_T
08/14/17 3:11:38 PM
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I need to find cute virgin girls to date and marry.

Where would y'all suggest I look?

If any of you are cute virgin girls on PotD feel free to message me.
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mastermix3000
08/14/17 3:12:24 PM
#2:


Sad
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GameLord113
08/14/17 3:13:13 PM
#3:


Church can be a great place to meet women.
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Jen0125
08/14/17 3:19:40 PM
#4:


@RCtheWSBC might help you out if you ask really nicely she's not a virgin but she has sex with weird people
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Smarkil
08/14/17 3:21:54 PM
#5:


Jen0125 posted...
@RCtheWSBC might help you out if you ask really nicely she's not a virgin but she has sex with weird people


Got 'er
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/14/17 3:23:08 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
she's not a virgin

Yeah maybe I'll just pop down to the local cemetery and fuck a corpse since apparently you don't think I have standards.

Jen0125 posted...
she has sex with weird people

Unless they don't have dicks it's not enough.
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Jen0125
08/14/17 3:23:37 PM
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lmao
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SunWuKung420
08/14/17 3:26:44 PM
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Why does it need to be a virgin?
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ClarkDuke
08/14/17 3:32:28 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Why does it need to be a virgin?

Breaking the hymen is exciting. Despite all the social misconceptions we have behind it, ok?
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/14/17 3:37:51 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Why does it need to be a virgin?

This is actually an interesting conversation. Fucking a non-virgin is a bit like BLM in that there are actually a host of reasons why it's a bad idea.

First is that, as society develops, it has become increasingly obvious that sex is a metaphysical concept rather than an actual act. If a gay man can lose his virginity by having sex with another man (no dick-vagina interaction), then logically a straight man can not lose his virginity in spite of having sex with a woman. There are obviously a lot of conditions for something to qualify as actual sex outside of the biological faculties involved.

If we think of sex as an emotional construction assembled by two people working in cahoots, then we realise that the introduction of a third party in advance of the event ruins any notion of having "real" sex. If me and a girl make a sandwich together, then we have wonderful sandwiches to eat. If she makes a sandwich with another man, eats it, and then I consume the resulting shit, then I haven't eaten a sandwich. Because the sandwich is an idea constructed using preexisting components, the components themselves are not inherently a sandwich. So I need a virgin in order to lose my virginity.

The second reason, which only applies to white men, is the small penis size. The average white man's penis is only about 2 inches long fully erect. I'm fortunate enough to be 2.5, however, this means it's extremely difficult to please a woman if she has already experienced a larger penis, because her vaginal walls have expanded and her clitoris has been pushed further inside her vagina, and it can no longer be reached regardless of how many thrusts I use.

The third, and probably most important reason, is the smell. My own genitals, being ridiculously hard to clean, constantly reek of semen. If a woman has had sex with another man, then her genitals will in turn be permanently stained with the stench of dried seed. This would be extremely emasculating and unpleasant, and would ruin the point of sex, since I won't be able to enjoy it.

I could go on, but I think I've made my point clear.
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ivegotthebends
08/14/17 3:41:26 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Why does it need to be a virgin?

This is actually an interesting conversation. Fucking a non-virgin is a bit like BLM in that there are actually a host of reasons why it's a bad idea.

First is that, as society develops, it has become increasingly obvious that sex is a metaphysical concept rather than an actual act. If a gay man can lose his virginity by having sex with another man (no dick-vagina interaction), then logically a straight man can not lose his virginity in spite of having sex with a woman. There are obviously a lot of conditions for something to qualify as actual sex outside of the biological faculties involved.

If we think of sex as an emotional construction assembled by two people working in cahoots, then we realise that the introduction of a third party in advance of the event ruins any notion of having "real" sex. If me and a girl make a sandwich together, then we have wonderful sandwiches to eat. If she makes a sandwich with another man, eats it, and then I consume the resulting shit, then I haven't eaten a sandwich. Because the sandwich is an idea constructed using preexisting components, the components themselves are not inherently a sandwich. So I need a virgin in order to lose my virginity.

The second reason, which only applies to white men, is the small penis size. The average white man's penis is only about 2 inches long fully erect. I'm fortunate enough to be 2.5, however, this means it's extremely difficult to please a woman if she has already experienced a larger penis, because her vaginal walls have expanded and her clitoris has been pushed further inside her vagina, and it can no longer be reached regardless of how many thrusts I use.

The third, and probably most important reason, is the smell. My own genitals, being ridiculously hard to clean, constantly reek of semen. If a woman has had sex with another man, then her genitals will in turn be permanently stained with the stench of dried seed. This would be extremely emasculating and unpleasant, and would ruin the point of sex, since I won't be able to enjoy it.

I could go on, but I think I've made my point clear.

Just walk up to any girl and tell her exactly this

Her panties will evaporate
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Muffinz0rz
08/14/17 3:57:49 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
RCtheWSBC might help you out if you ask really nicely she's not a virgin but she has sex with weird people

Where do I sign up?
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RCtheWSBC
08/14/17 4:46:09 PM
#13:


Jen0125 posted...
RCtheWSBC might help you out if you ask really nicely she's not a virgin but she has sex with weird people

Wow, okay then
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mastermix3000
08/14/17 4:48:55 PM
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ivegotthebends posted...
Bligh_with_no_T posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Why does it need to be a virgin?

This is actually an interesting conversation. Fucking a non-virgin is a bit like BLM in that there are actually a host of reasons why it's a bad idea.

First is that, as society develops, it has become increasingly obvious that sex is a metaphysical concept rather than an actual act. If a gay man can lose his virginity by having sex with another man (no dick-vagina interaction), then logically a straight man can not lose his virginity in spite of having sex with a woman. There are obviously a lot of conditions for something to qualify as actual sex outside of the biological faculties involved.

If we think of sex as an emotional construction assembled by two people working in cahoots, then we realise that the introduction of a third party in advance of the event ruins any notion of having "real" sex. If me and a girl make a sandwich together, then we have wonderful sandwiches to eat. If she makes a sandwich with another man, eats it, and then I consume the resulting shit, then I haven't eaten a sandwich. Because the sandwich is an idea constructed using preexisting components, the components themselves are not inherently a sandwich. So I need a virgin in order to lose my virginity.

The second reason, which only applies to white men, is the small penis size. The average white man's penis is only about 2 inches long fully erect. I'm fortunate enough to be 2.5, however, this means it's extremely difficult to please a woman if she has already experienced a larger penis, because her vaginal walls have expanded and her clitoris has been pushed further inside her vagina, and it can no longer be reached regardless of how many thrusts I use.

The third, and probably most important reason, is the smell. My own genitals, being ridiculously hard to clean, constantly reek of semen. If a woman has had sex with another man, then her genitals will in turn be permanently stained with the stench of dried seed. This would be extremely emasculating and unpleasant, and would ruin the point of sex, since I won't be able to enjoy it.

I could go on, but I think I've made my point clear.

Just walk up to any girl and tell her exactly this

Her panties will evaporate


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Jen0125
08/14/17 4:50:03 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen0125 posted...
RCtheWSBC might help you out if you ask really nicely she's not a virgin but she has sex with weird people

Wow, okay then


remember the yoyo master

or the bouncer

they were weird
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SunWuKung420
08/14/17 4:57:45 PM
#16:


Yea, bligh, that post was full incorrect things. Good luck.
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EightySeven
08/14/17 4:57:51 PM
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Bligh_with_no_T posted...
The average white man's penis is only about 2 inches long fully erect. I'm fortunate enough to be 2.5


I'm sorry, but your mom lied to you.
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Blue_Thunder
08/14/17 4:59:53 PM
#18:


GameLord113 posted...
Church can be a great place to meet women.

This. Though given our current society, female virgins are somewhat scarce.
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Jen0125
08/14/17 5:00:23 PM
#19:


then again i've also banged some weird people too

since rc and i are the same person :(
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Muffinz0rz
08/14/17 5:02:17 PM
#20:


Jen0125 posted...
then again i've also banged some weird people too

since rc and i are the same person :(

Goes without saying tbh
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/14/17 5:02:21 PM
#21:


When RC bangs someone and you bang them by proxy does it feel like rape.
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thedeerzord
08/14/17 5:02:33 PM
#22:


Jen0125 posted...
then again i've also banged some weird people too

since rc and i are the same person :(

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Muffinz0rz
08/14/17 5:03:21 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
Jen0125 posted...
then again i've also banged some weird people too

since rc and i are the same person :(

@Muffinz0rz

Bro refresh the page before tagging me, you'll see that I posted already
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SmokeMassTree
08/14/17 5:05:56 PM
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Yeah good luck with that
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Jen0125
08/14/17 5:13:19 PM
#25:


Bligh_with_no_T posted...
When RC bangs someone and you bang them by proxy does it feel like rape.


you would have to ask the other person
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