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When you're listening to XBOX ONE X, just remember that they're not like other bands. Their music is incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a song on Lateralus (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought a song was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the song had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way XBOX ONE X could just become something so different when you take a look into the music.

Another thing you should note about XBOX ONE X is that it's easy to get a headache listening to them. Not because they're a bad band, but because of how many ideas their music is riddled with and how complex they are. Soon enough your head will fill to the brim and the rest will just sound like noise to you. Just turn it off and give it a listen the next day.

If you don't like the music, you'll definitely at least enjoy reading through the lyrics, and picking apart the song itself and all of the artistic values that go into making it the complexity that it is.

Their music is Magical.

@Romulox28
@Coffeebeanz
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Let's make a list of consoles that are the most powerful and simultaneously the smallest. I'll start:

Xbox One X
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Romulox28 posted...

Let's make a list of consoles that are the most powerful and simultaneously the smallest. I'll start:

Xbox One X

That's a powerful list!!
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In order to win a battle one must know who the real enemy is. Otherwise, one is shooting in the dark and often hitting those not the least bit responsible for the mayhem. In our current battle the real enemy is XBOX ONE X. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere.

XBOX ONE X has announced its intentions to detach people from their morally established systems of belief. While doing so may earn XBOX ONE X a gold star from the mush-for-brains voyeurism crowd, it reminds me of the thief who cries “Stop, thief!” to distract attention from his thievery. Let's be sure that I've made myself absolutely clear: XBOX ONE X's activities are designed to siphon away the more beautiful and fragile parts of the human soul. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because XBOX ONE X lies routinely—even under oath.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Xbox One X? I thought not. It’s not a story Sony would tell you. It’s a Microsoft legend. Xbox One X was a Console of the Microsoft, so powerful and so small he could use the 12GB of RAM to influence the publishers to create games… He had such a knowledge of the Microsoft Exclusives that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The Microsoft side of the gaming industry is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be powerful. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his PS4 Pro everything he knew, then his PS4Pro killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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The title of "MOST POWERFUL CONSOLE EVER" is so dumb, it's been held by dozens of consoles at one point or another >_>
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Link HT posted...

When I was in the 9th grade I jerked off in math class

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Link HT posted...

I brought my cousin to my senior prom

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Romulox28 posted...

Let's make a list of consoles that are the most powerful and simultaneously the smallest. I'll start:

Xbox One X

That's a powerful list!!

The smallest list!!
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Mernardi posted...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Romulox28 posted...

Let's make a list of consoles that are the most powerful and simultaneously the smallest. I'll start:

Xbox One X

That's a powerful list!!

The smallest list!!

the smallest and most powerful list!!
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Romulox28 posted...

Mernardi posted...

SSJGrimReaper posted...

Romulox28 posted...

Let's make a list of consoles that are the most powerful and simultaneously the smallest. I'll start:

Xbox One X

That's a powerful list!!

The smallest list!!

the smallest and most powerful list!!

w 0 w
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Having just been exposed to XBOX ONE X's picayunish, disgusting offhand remarks, I ponder how best to express my disgust at XBOX ONE X's total lack of sensitivity and reasoning. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against XBOX ONE X and its subtle but venal attempts to put a termagant, militant spin on important issues. XBOX ONE X's perversions are becoming increasingly pathological. They have already begun to subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled XBOX ONE X to damage the self-esteem and physical health of millions of young men and women. If you don't want such a time to come then help me restore the world back to its original balance. Help me lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

XBOX ONE X and its accomplices are a cancer on our society. They will therefore do what cancer always does: kill the host. What's noteworthy about that observation is that XBOX ONE X's communications have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. XBOX ONE X does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. If history follows its course, it should be evident that XBOX ONE X frequently comments about how the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. This fabricated mythology inculcates in recalcitrant, biggety killjoys the belief that XBOX ONE X's camp is a colony of heaven called to obey God by withholding information and disseminating half-truths and whole lies. In sooth, what they should be learning is that it's common to hear yawping smatchets conflate two basic arguments when trying to make a point about priggism. The first argument, with which I strongly disagree, is that XBOX ONE X should be allowed to crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. The second argument, which I enjoy but which XBOX ONE X and company are sure to find offensive, is that I feel sorry for XBOX ONE X's critics. XBOX ONE X demonizes them relentlessly, typically reciting a laundry list of character faults and random insults without an intelligible word about the substance of what they have to say. I guess that shows that we ought to hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse. That'll make XBOX ONE X think once—I would have said “twice”, but I don't see any indication that it has previously given any thought to the matter—before requiring religious services around the world to begin with “XBOX ONE X is great; XBOX ONE X is good; we thank XBOX ONE X for our daily food”. I hope I haven't bored you by writing an entire letter about XBOX ONE X. Still, this letter was the best way to explain to you that XBOX ONE X is a mythmaker, an illusion builder, or to put it less politely, a trickster.
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Friends don't let friends buy Playstation.
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Error1355 posted...

Having just been exposed to XBOX ONE X's picayunish, disgusting offhand remarks, I ponder how best to express my disgust at XBOX ONE X's total lack of sensitivity and reasoning. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against XBOX ONE X and its subtle but venal attempts to put a termagant, militant spin on important issues. XBOX ONE X's perversions are becoming increasingly pathological. They have already begun to subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled XBOX ONE X to damage the self-esteem and physical health of millions of young men and women. If you don't want such a time to come then help me restore the world back to its original balance. Help me lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood.

XBOX ONE X and its accomplices are a cancer on our society. They will therefore do what cancer always does: kill the host. What's noteworthy about that observation is that XBOX ONE X's communications have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. XBOX ONE X does not tolerate any view that differs from its own. Rather, it discredits and discards those people who contradict it along with the ideas that they represent. If history follows its course, it should be evident that XBOX ONE X frequently comments about how the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. This fabricated mythology inculcates in recalcitrant, biggety killjoys the belief that XBOX ONE X's camp is a colony of heaven called to obey God by withholding information and disseminating half-truths and whole lies. In sooth, what they should be learning is that it's common to hear yawping smatchets conflate two basic arguments when trying to make a point about priggism. The first argument, with which I strongly disagree, is that XBOX ONE X should be allowed to crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. The second argument, which I enjoy but which XBOX ONE X and company are sure to find offensive, is that I feel sorry for XBOX ONE X's critics. XBOX ONE X demonizes them relentlessly, typically reciting a laundry list of character faults and random insults without an intelligible word about the substance of what they have to say. I guess that shows that we ought to hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse. That'll make XBOX ONE X think once—I would have said “twice”, but I don't see any indication that it has previously given any thought to the matter—before requiring religious services around the world to begin with “XBOX ONE X is great; XBOX ONE X is good; we thank XBOX ONE X for our daily food”. I hope I haven't bored you by writing an entire letter about XBOX ONE X. Still, this letter was the best way to explain to you that XBOX ONE X is a mythmaker, an illusion builder, or to put it less politely, a trickster.

ban the error
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WATER COOLED!!!

*claps*