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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 9:41:14 PM
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Part 1 billion
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RCtheWSBC
08/09/17 9:44:38 PM
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Go to bed
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darcandkharg31
08/09/17 9:45:22 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Go to bed

datz not a questuion
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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 9:46:11 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Go to bed

datz not a questuion

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mastermix3000
08/09/17 9:50:37 PM
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Would you rather kill a puppy or punch a baby in the face 5 times?
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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 10:04:24 PM
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Puppy if I can dobit nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwoDEZ8hdw

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trodi_911
08/09/17 10:11:14 PM
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asl?
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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 10:13:14 PM
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21mTx
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wwinterj25
08/09/17 10:18:11 PM
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Impregnating anyone?
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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 10:24:42 PM
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Everyone died a virgin if you start counting virginity since the last time you had sedx

So no I will never have sex again probably
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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 10:25:18 PM
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So no bbies

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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 10:44:32 PM
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Oh shit. Literally that chick just txt me for the first time in weeks wtf




https://imgur.com/a/8A09H
She usually snaps but she got right d of me on social media back during the whole thibg
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MICHALECOLE
08/09/17 10:45:33 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Puppy if I can dobit nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwoDEZ8hdw

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Conner4REAL
08/09/17 10:48:42 PM
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You still drunk on a Wednesday night?

Me too. But that's cause I met up w a friend at a bar earlier that had some horrendous news.
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mastermix3000
08/09/17 10:51:56 PM
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Conner4REAL posted...
You still drunk on a Wednesday night?

Me too. But that's cause I met up w a friend at a bar earlier that had some horrendous news.


Omg what bar?!
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MrMelodramatic
08/09/17 10:55:52 PM
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Conner4REAL posted...
You still drunk on a Wednesday night?

Me too. But that's cause I met up w a friend at a bar earlier that had some horrendous news.

Wednesday is my Friday. What's the news
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Conner4REAL
08/10/17 12:30:48 AM
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Don't wanna be a buzz kill. Cause it's that kind of thing.

Can I just change the topic instead. Yeah. Decided to make it a hangout night. Work is lite tomorrow.

How did my wife just say that she doesn't consider baileys alcohol while drinking a mezcal? (El buho, not my 7th choice among mezcals even but she likes it. And our house is at about 7% the usual capacity for that variety wise....).

I came home and the night just couldn't end w some depressing shit. So naturally we put on the first Harold and kumar and had another drink. And another.
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Conner4REAL
08/10/17 12:33:09 AM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
Conner4REAL posted...
You still drunk on a Wednesday night?

Me too. But that's cause I met up w a friend at a bar earlier that had some horrendous news.

Wednesday is my Friday. What's the news



So all your Saturdays are mondays????

Damn you need a drink and I generally don't ever think anyone needs a drink they should just want one without the need.

Garfield would kill himself over that shit. Or swallow a hair ball or whatever obese cats do.
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Cacciato
08/10/17 1:15:58 AM
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I still wanna know what news
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MrMelodramatic
08/10/17 1:30:02 PM
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Driving a spoon through my skull would feel better than this morning
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DirtBasedSoap
08/10/17 1:41:40 PM
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i saw alt j in LA last night and I have a horrible hangover and now I have to go to work
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MrMelodramatic
08/10/17 1:50:15 PM
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Dude I am mad jelly. Did they play alone?
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Thunder_54
08/10/17 1:57:57 PM
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What are you drinking? Why are you still drunk?
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MrMelodramatic
08/10/17 2:08:00 PM
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I was drinking tequila, beer, and leftover wine coolers from a party from last weekend.

I'm not drunk anymore.
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RedPixel
08/10/17 2:50:11 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I was drinking tequila, beer, and leftover wine coolers from a party from last weekend.

I'm not drunk anymore.

Want to get drunk again? I'll bring more drinks!
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mastermix3000
08/10/17 2:56:21 PM
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getting drunk is so college
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MrMelodramatic
08/10/17 3:00:02 PM
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Honestly yeah. Getting high was high school. Getting drunk is high school. I hope studying and being successful is grad school
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Muffinz0rz
08/10/17 3:01:21 PM
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You'd rather kill a puppy than punch a baby? What the fuck is wrong with you

Odds are, the baby is crying and shitting (because it's a baby, duh), so why not kill two birds with one stone? Shut the baby up and play with the puppy! Sounds like a win-win to me.
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RedPixel
08/10/17 3:07:04 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
getting drunk is so college

Mostly this, but it's great to get a little lost in your own thoughts sometimes and listen to music. My dad and I play music together and a beer or two usually helps loosen up. Good vibes.

I do hate the "fuckboy" type of drinking though. God, that was the worst in college.
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Thunder_54
08/10/17 3:21:38 PM
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Ew. tequila only goes in margaritas. And wine coolers are gross. Gotta get some good wine.

Beer is fine depending on the style. I'm sad there's no whiskey or Bourbon on that list ;)
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Muffinz0rz
08/10/17 3:24:31 PM
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Thunder_54 posted...
Beer is fine depending on the style.

Yeah as long as you aren't wasting calories on the cheap shit like bud light, coors, miller, keystone, etc., beer is acceptable.

That pisswater begins and ends at college.
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mastermix3000
08/10/17 3:35:10 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Yeah as long as you aren't wasting calories on the cheap s*** like bud light, coors, miller, keystone, etc., beer is acceptable.

That pisswater begins and ends at college.


LMFAO

not in Boston MA, that's all they fucking drink, it's ridiculous

I'm Pro craft, idk why people are so used to drinking all the bs listed in that list
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Muffinz0rz
08/10/17 3:38:15 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Yeah as long as you aren't wasting calories on the cheap s*** like bud light, coors, miller, keystone, etc., beer is acceptable.

That pisswater begins and ends at college.


LMFAO

not in Boston MA, that's all they fucking drink, it's ridiculous

I'm Pro craft, idk why people are so used to drinking all the bs listed in that list

It's sad, people just want to save $2 on a 6-pack by drinking shitty beer
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MrMelodramatic
08/10/17 3:41:55 PM
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That pisswater began and ended in middle school....

Wine coolers aren't the best, but there were a million of them left over and the party hosts were giving thenout and ur crazy if you think I wasn't going to take some.

Tequila is great.
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