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Deadpool_18
08/08/17 5:34:29 PM
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I can't name a single movie she's in other than the Resident Evil series.
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Dustin1280
08/08/17 5:35:46 PM
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....Fifth Element bro
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Axiom
08/08/17 5:36:45 PM
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I remember seeing her in a Married with Children episode as an exchange student
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MorbidFaithless
08/08/17 5:37:07 PM
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The first Resident Evil movie is good and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
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Kitt
08/08/17 5:37:20 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
....Fifth Element bro

This so hard.
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NibeIungsnarf
08/08/17 5:37:25 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
I can't name a single movie she's in other than the Resident Evil series.

You sound dum dum.

She got acting breakthroughs from Dazed and Confused and various Luc Besson films, most notably The Fifth Element.


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EvalAngell
08/08/17 5:37:46 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
The first Resident Evil movie is good and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.


it's trash. but the laser room is a great scene.
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divot1338
08/08/17 5:38:31 PM
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Dazed and Confused
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007Ganondorf
08/08/17 5:38:51 PM
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Milo_Yiannopous
08/08/17 5:39:18 PM
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Jean of arc.
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Swagnificent119
08/08/17 5:44:19 PM
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She banged a bunch of directors IIRC
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Deadpool_18
08/08/17 5:44:41 PM
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Dustin1280 posted...
....Fifth Element bro


Oh yeah.

NibeIungsnarf posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
I can't name a single movie she's in other than the Resident Evil series.

You sound dum dum.

She got acting breakthroughs from Dazed and Confused and various Luc Besson films, most notably The Fifth Element.

I don't think it's dumb. She's not an A lister, nor is she celebrity hot. Flattest chest I've ever seen.

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FF_Redux
08/08/17 5:45:42 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
She banged a bunch of directors IIRC


I mean the only reason she gets to be super badass only character that matters in Resident Evil is because she is married to the director.
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Deadpool_18
08/08/17 5:46:51 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
She banged a bunch of directors IIRC


I mean the only reason she gets to be super badass only character that matters in Resident Evil is because she is married to the director.


Ohhhhhh. I had a feeling she did something behind the scenes to get in her position.
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CrimsonWaffle
08/08/17 5:50:57 PM
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Zoolander
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3khc
08/08/17 5:51:37 PM
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Deadpool_18
08/08/17 5:52:26 PM
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3khc posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwxdJkQpX-k


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Swagnificent119
08/08/17 5:57:07 PM
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FF_Redux posted...

I mean the only reason she gets to be super badass only character that matters in Resident Evil is because she is married to the director.


Yeah, but she was banging Luc Besson too back when he made Fifth Element.
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EnterTheTekken
08/08/17 5:59:25 PM
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She sung that one song with Maynard from Tool.
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Milo_Yiannopous
08/09/17 8:56:31 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
She banged a bunch of directors IIRC


I mean the only reason she gets to be super badass only character that matters in Resident Evil is because she is married to the director.



Pretty sure they got married after she was cast in the role.
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pegusus123456
08/09/17 8:59:43 AM
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Milo_Yiannopous posted...
FF_Redux posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
She banged a bunch of directors IIRC


I mean the only reason she gets to be super badass only character that matters in Resident Evil is because she is married to the director.



Pretty sure they got married after she was cast in the role.

She only became a giant Mary Sue after the first movie and they began dating while filming that one.
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Twinmold
08/09/17 9:09:16 AM
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Oh boy, a woman is successful. Let's see how long before CE gets angry and calls her a-
Ohhhhhh. I had a feeling she did something behind the scenes to get in her position.

There it is.
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pegusus123456
08/09/17 9:24:42 AM
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Twinmold posted...
Oh boy, a woman is successful. Let's see how long before CE gets angry and calls her a-
Ohhhhhh. I had a feeling she did something behind the scenes to get in her position.

There it is.

People on CE don't typically say that successful women slept their way there. This is just one instance where an adaptation has existing characters that are constantly upstaged by a Mary Sue that is played by the director's wife.
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/09/17 9:25:27 AM
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Dustin1280 posted...
....Fifth Element bro


She fucked and married the director
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Twinmold
08/09/17 9:28:57 AM
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People on CE don't typically say that successful women slept their way there

Lol, you serious? Nah you're just joking. Nobody could say this with a straight face.
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pegusus123456
08/09/17 9:32:00 AM
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Twinmold posted...
People on CE don't typically say that successful women slept their way there

Lol, you serious? Nah you're just joking. Nobody could say this with a straight face.

CE says a lot of misogynistic stuff, this one in particular just isn't one I've seen.
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NibeIungsnarf
08/09/17 9:46:09 AM
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Twinmold posted...
Oh boy, a woman is successful. Let's see how long before CE gets angry and calls her a-
Ohhhhhh. I had a feeling she did something behind the scenes to get in her position.

There it is.


Does it ever depress you that your adherence to ideology requires you to deny the possible truth of something because it would be in line with some sort of harmful stereotype?
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iosifsvoboda
08/09/17 9:49:21 AM
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She is also in He Got Game and she also looks exactly like Katherine Hepburn
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Twinmold
08/09/17 9:49:24 AM
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Nope, but maybe that's because I remember Married with Children. Then I remember I'm on CE, and I think of the fact that CE doesn't care much for women, and that this sort of topic pops up fairly frequently.
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Sami1000
08/09/17 9:56:14 AM
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She's really pretty
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NibeIungsnarf
08/09/17 9:57:21 AM
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Twinmold posted...
Nope, but maybe that's because I remember Married with Children. Then I remember I'm on CE, and I think of the fact that CE doesn't care much for women, and that this sort of topic pops up fairly frequently.

Milla Jovovich has literally been married to the two film directors who are together responsible for 95% of the films she's most well-known for.

This isn't some random example of women bashing or whatever nonsense you wish to label it as.

It's a fairly reasonable assessment that her career exists solely in the form it does due to nepotism.
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Antifar
08/09/17 9:59:06 AM
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I assume that, like everyone else in well-paid, elite positions, she earned her status through talent and hard work alone.
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iosifsvoboda
08/09/17 9:59:45 AM
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Also quick reminder that Hollywood is trash and treats women like shit
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Thrillwell
08/09/17 10:02:00 AM
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Two Moon Junction
Return to the Blue Lagoon
Kuffs
Chaplin
Dazed and Confused
The Fifth Element
He Got Game
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
The Claim
The Million Dollar Hotel
Zoolander
You Stupid Man
Dummy
No Good Deed
.45
Palermo Shooting
A Perfect Getaway
The Fourth Kind
Stone
Dirty Girl
Lucky trouble
Bringing Up Bobby
The Three Musketeers
Faces in the Crowd
Cymbeline
Survivor
Zoolander 2
Shock and Awe (filming)
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foreveraIone
08/09/17 10:02:38 AM
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Antifar posted...
I assume that, like everyone else in well-paid, elite positions, she earned her status through talent and hard work alone.

Antifar forgot the italics on hard work.
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ChromaticAngel
08/09/17 10:03:05 AM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

It's a fairly reasonable assessment that her career exists solely in the form it does due to nepotism.


Neptoism, sure, but the implication that she is prostituting herself for roles in movies is misogynist.
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Twinmold
08/09/17 10:04:52 AM
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This isn't some random example of women bashing or whatever nonsense you wish to label it as.

If it quacks like a duck.
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BootyGif
08/09/17 10:06:30 AM
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Like any other model
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NibeIungsnarf
08/09/17 10:07:23 AM
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Twinmold posted...
This isn't some random example of women bashing or whatever nonsense you wish to label it as.

If it quacks like a duck.

Yes, it quacks of nepotism and you're denying it due to ideology/trolling.

ChromaticAngel posted...
Neptoism, sure, but the implication that she is prostituting herself for roles in movies is misogynist.

Don't really agree.
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Kitt
08/09/17 10:08:41 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Twinmold posted...
People on CE don't typically say that successful women slept their way there
Lol, you serious? Nah you're just joking. Nobody could say this with a straight face.
CE says a lot of misogynistic stuff, this one in particular just isn't one I've seen.

I mean, I see it pretty frequently.
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Twinmold
08/09/17 10:12:51 AM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Yes, it quacks of nepotism and you're denying it due to ideology/trolling.

Nepotism? Maybe? I mean, this is Hollywood, so that's a strong word for something as benign as movies.

But let's be real. This is CE. The only thing separating this board from incel is that this board doesn't ban the reasonable posters who call out all of the bullshit.
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Deadpool_18
08/09/17 1:19:07 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Twinmold posted...
Oh boy, a woman is successful. Let's see how long before CE gets angry and calls her a-
Ohhhhhh. I had a feeling she did something behind the scenes to get in her position.

There it is.


Does it ever depress you that your adherence to ideology requires you to deny the possible truth of something because it would be in line with some sort of harmful stereotype?


Fucking wrecked
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Deadpool_18
08/09/17 1:40:31 PM
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Thrillwell posted...
Two Moon Junction
Return to the Blue Lagoon
Kuffs
Chaplin
Dazed and Confused
The Fifth Element
He Got Game
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
The Claim
The Million Dollar Hotel
Zoolander
You Stupid Man
Dummy
No Good Deed
.45
Palermo Shooting
A Perfect Getaway
The Fourth Kind
Stone
Dirty Girl
Lucky trouble
Bringing Up Bobby
The Three Musketeers
Faces in the Crowd
Cymbeline
Survivor
Zoolander 2
Shock and Awe (filming)


Like four of those movies are noteworthy.
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spanky1
08/09/17 2:21:16 PM
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An example of a beautiful, great actress, who has made awful decisions. Basically, the RE series.
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Dr_Agon
08/09/17 2:21:55 PM
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Mooltipass.
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