Poll of the Day > 17 y/o Honey Boo-Boo Star is PREGNANT after Promising She WON'T have SEX!!!

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Full Throttle
08/07/17 9:51:19 PM
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Is Lauryn's life over?


17 y/o Heifer, Lauryn "Pumpkin" Thompson really is a Pumpkin now as she's PREGNANT with her FIRST CHILD!!. The soon to be new teen mom who isn't married yet will soon be adding another child into their already large family and living in their trailer park kingdom

She announced her EXCITEMENT on instagram after already being ENGAGED to 19 y/o Joshua Efird back in December when she was still 16.

She shared the scan of her baby in h er womb with the caption "So now that the news is out me and josh are expecting a little one. So happy to start this new adventure with him. Love you baby"

Then she went on the news and said "Hey guys, guess what? i'm pregnant!. I don't know what i'm having yet. but if i had to bet because of all the girls in our family, i'm probably having a girl. Can you imagine another little f****** me running around? You guys are going to be f*****!. I'm really excited to be a new mom, but there is some challenges that i'm going to have to face. I'm really nervous about having a baby cause i mean it does have to come out of my hoo-ha. My baby daddy's head is like, the size of a freaking watermelon, so imagine trying to push a watermelon out of your vagina. No, it's not OK!"

She just accepted the proposal from Josh last Christmas as she plans to marry him when she turns 18 and said that she she SAVING HERSELF for their wedding...obviously they broke that promise.

At the time of their engagement, they had only been together for 9 months and both the Mother Boo-Boo and Lauryn said they were BISEXUAL as well.

Mama Boo-Boo said she had 3 LESBIAN experiences and said it was no big deal as she was young and experimented.

Honey Boo Boo was cancelled in 2014 but the family still remains on the headlines as they are popular with conservative America.

Do you think her life is over? let's see what people think.

Lauryn and Josh - Teen Parents

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/07/20/430E367D00000578-0-image-a-78_1502133348038.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/07/20/430E368100000578-4769106-image-a-53_1502134254458.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/07/20/430E312B00000578-4769106-image-a-54_1502134299448.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/12/15/3016E1EF00000578-3395855-image-a-4_1452614189393.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/12/16/3016783200000578-3395855-Engaged_Lauryn_Pumpkin_Thompson_is_now_engaged_to_her_boyfriend_-m-23_1452617137600.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/12/15/3016DE9F00000578-3395855-image-a-2_1452613731013.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/12/15/301775C900000578-3395855-image-a-3_1452613738742.jpg
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trodi_911
08/07/17 9:59:50 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/07/20/430E367D00000578-0-image-a-78_1502133348038.jpg

Jen got fat. =/
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Syntheticon
08/07/17 10:19:13 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
17 y/o Heifer, Lauryn "Pumpkin" Thompson really is a Pumpkin now as she's PREGNANT with her FIRST CHILD!!. The soon to be new teen mom who isn't married yet will soon be adding another child into their already large family and living in their trailer park kingdom

It's nice that the story ends the way you think it should sometimes.
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dioxxys
08/07/17 10:50:49 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/07/20/430E368100000578-4769106-image-a-53_1502134254458.jpg

Its like he's saying, "this my bitch and no one can touch her."

But these pictures really tell you a lot, for instance I believe it looks like he took her to a hotel on the beach and the floor they're on must be pretty high.
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faramir77
08/07/17 11:00:53 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/07/20/430E367D00000578-0-image-a-78_1502133348038.jpg


When you're 17 going on 35.
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dioxxys
08/07/17 11:46:11 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Is Lauryn's life over?

Its barely over, in fact its just beginning
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Syntheticon
08/08/17 1:43:38 AM
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dioxxys posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Is Lauryn's life over?

Its barely over, in fact its just beginning

Chronologically, yes. But in terms of quality...? To be fair, the odds were against her from conception.
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wwinterj25
08/08/17 1:45:31 AM
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Shock news teenager is pregnant! It's nothing new and her life certainly isn't over.
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Zeus
08/08/17 1:49:17 AM
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dioxxys posted...
Full Throttle posted...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/07/20/430E368100000578-4769106-image-a-53_1502134254458.jpg

Its like he's saying, "this my bitch and no one can touch her."

But these pictures really tell you a lot, for instance I believe it looks like he took her to a hotel on the beach and the floor they're on must be pretty high.


They're both so fat... Kinda makes you wonder, you know, how their junk can even touch.

Syntheticon posted...
dioxxys posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Is Lauryn's life over?

Its barely over, in fact its just beginning

Chronologically, yes. But in terms of quality...? To be fair, the odds were against her from conception.


Quality is entirely subjective. She might wind up living a happier life than a lot of the people here although clearly she'll have health issues related to her obesity and her child will be born into a repeating cycle.
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Lokarin
08/08/17 1:50:23 AM
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isn't 17 a little old to be in children's pagents?
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dioxxys
08/08/17 1:52:21 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
dioxxys posted...
Full Throttle posted...
Is Lauryn's life over?

Its barely over, in fact its just beginning

Chronologically, yes. But in terms of quality...? To be fair, the odds were against her from conception.

I mean to her shes almost done with high school, shes going to marry the man of her dreams.
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