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Fam_Fam
08/06/17 8:40:57 PM
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having sex?

wondering cuz i might be doing that sometime with my girl.

or how is it with a virgin as well?
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iosifsvoboda
08/06/17 8:42:16 PM
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I was a 26 year old virgin and I didn't come
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Doe
08/06/17 8:42:52 PM
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Sativa_Rose
08/06/17 8:43:14 PM
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Fairly awkward looking back on it, but nothing bad happened as a result so it shouldn't really matter.
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Ser_Jaker
08/06/17 8:43:34 PM
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I couldn't find where to put it so she eventually got frustrated and switched sides so she was on top of me.

Pretty bad.
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/06/17 8:44:33 PM
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Quick and not great but it got better quickly
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DoomtheGrav
08/06/17 8:47:55 PM
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Both virgins, I was 17, last ten minutes and she was in pain the whole time

Got that nut tho
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MrResetti
08/06/17 8:48:10 PM
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she had slept with quite a few people
I couldn't come and she wasn't good.

The end.
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Albel-Nox
08/06/17 11:04:31 PM
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My eyes are hazing.
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WafflehouseJK
08/07/17 9:51:00 PM
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Really awkward, we tried having shower sex first and it was awful, we eventually moved to the bed, and I ended up not finishing.
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Fill_Kessel
08/07/17 9:51:57 PM
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You will last like 15 seconds. But strong like ox, you will find the power to do it again, with a much better result.
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lilORANG
08/07/17 9:52:20 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
08/07/17 9:55:20 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
having sex?

XD
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frozenshock
08/07/17 9:57:07 PM
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20 years old, drunk in the back room of a strip club, with a 41 year old stripper who smelled like cigarettes

First kiss, too

Ahhh 2004... good times. I can't believe it was 13 years ago already.
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lilORANG
08/07/17 9:59:36 PM
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frozenshock posted...
20 years old, drunk in the back room of a strip club, with a 41 year old stripper who smelled like cigarettes

Do all strippers fuck in the back room or do you have to get lucky?
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frozenshock
08/07/17 10:07:30 PM
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lilORANG posted...
frozenshock posted...
20 years old, drunk in the back room of a strip club, with a 41 year old stripper who smelled like cigarettes

Do all strippers fuck in the back room or do you have to get lucky?


It's been a very long time, but if things are still as they were a lot of them are afraid of getting caught because they get fired if they're caught
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Sativa_Rose
08/08/17 2:34:55 AM
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lilORANG posted...
frozenshock posted...
20 years old, drunk in the back room of a strip club, with a 41 year old stripper who smelled like cigarettes

Do all strippers fuck in the back room or do you have to get lucky?


Very few do, and it's even less likely to happen at a reputable place IMO. Where it does happen, it's probably in really dingy and generally gross places. Of course, in countries where this is legal, this is not true. I've heard the Hong Kong Gentleman's Club in Tijuana, Mexico is like an amazing strip club with a brothel, so you can take the girls to a room upstairs if you want.
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Albel-Nox
08/08/17 2:35:21 AM
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I did it.
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CelestialVoices
08/08/17 2:36:30 AM
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why dont u find out for urself tc ;o
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