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clearaflagrantj
08/04/17 8:46:38 AM
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Old 50 year old right leaning dads that listen to "classic rock" and wear new balance shoes?

The movie looks like it doesn't challenge the viewer at all, easily digestible brain sludge, dads everywhere will surely enjoy this film.
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foreveraIone
08/04/17 8:47:55 AM
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Too bad its directed by Eli Roth
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Darkman124
08/04/17 8:50:34 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
The movie looks like it doesn't challenge the viewer at all, easily digestible brain sludge, dads everywhere will surely enjoy this film.


the original death wish is basically exploitation cinema yes.

this has been done over and over. some years back the brave one was similar in that regard
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FF_Redux
08/04/17 8:51:37 AM
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1NfamousACE_2
08/04/17 8:55:44 AM
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John McClain has went crazy
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lilORANG
08/04/17 9:07:46 AM
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bald bruce looks like one of my testicles. Dean Norris looks like the other. I don't like that.
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FrenchCrunch
08/04/17 9:08:56 AM
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wait is john wick a challenging movie?
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EnterTheTekken
08/04/17 9:15:12 AM
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There was a recent Dad revenge movie about 8 years ago called "Death Sentence" with Kevin Bacon. Not a bad flick up until the end.
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Freddie_Mercury
08/04/17 9:15:34 AM
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Taken
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/04/17 9:16:37 AM
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The book was about how vigilantism is bad the movie is about how it's good.
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Darkman124
08/04/17 9:24:48 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
The book was about how vigilantism is bad the movie is about how it's good.


eh i thought the movie did a good job showing how the protagonist doesn't really achieve any of his goals

he doesnt even find the guys who killed his wife iirc
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clearaflagrantj
08/04/17 10:10:12 AM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
wait is john wick a challenging movie?

Not at all, but it's slick and polished action, it's an homage to its genre

Death Wish just looks like Bruce Willis killing people and giving Trump voters boners
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Darkman124
08/04/17 10:11:29 AM
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oh wait are they rebooting death wish

i thought you were talking about the bronson original

damn
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Etherealfare
08/04/17 10:13:08 AM
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We're not in Branson, Missouri we're in BRONSON, Missouri!

Where are you going, Barney?
I'm going over to Emmitt's Fix It shop *pulls out gun* to fix Emmitt.
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RE_expert44
08/04/17 10:17:45 AM
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I'm here to chew add and kick bubblegum. And I'm all out of ass.
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AlternativeFAQS
08/04/17 10:22:03 AM
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mmhm chew that add
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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/04/17 10:24:32 AM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
Taken


First movie that came to my mind.
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MrNintendo1213
08/04/17 10:42:31 AM
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Im pretty sure that John Wick is John Wick for dads.
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BuckVanHammer
08/04/17 10:44:07 AM
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i really like new balance shoes...
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menelaus329
08/04/17 11:14:57 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
oh wait are they rebooting death wish

i thought you were talking about the bronson original

damn

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GOOMFalse
08/04/17 11:17:45 AM
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Isolated reboot #10057201873
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Lorenzo_2003
08/04/17 11:36:47 AM
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The trailer makes it looks like it's a morbid comedy. Bruce Willis looks like he can barely contain his urge to start laughing directly at the camera.
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SSMajinVegeta2
08/04/17 4:42:03 PM
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Can't wait to see it
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