Poll of the Day > tips for banging fat chics with LaggnFragnLarry

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LaggnFragnLarry
08/03/17 6:19:04 PM
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cutting a hole in their yoga/spandex pants to have sex with them keeps their booty looking nice a perky without all the cellulite
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Jen0125
08/03/17 6:32:07 PM
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this is how i know you lie about your sex life

those pants are expensive and no one would let you do that
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/03/17 6:34:13 PM
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they're like $15
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Jen0125
08/03/17 6:39:40 PM
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not real quality ones


though i guess you're probably banging trash bags
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Monopoman
08/03/17 6:39:46 PM
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Well if you are doing it everytime you have sex with a fat chick that adds up even with the cheaper ones 10 times is $150.
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/03/17 6:49:55 PM
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it's not like im buying the yoga pants
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Golden Road
08/03/17 7:00:34 PM
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Why would we want tips on having a threesome with you?
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DevilSummoner1
08/03/17 7:05:23 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
this is how i know you lie about your sex life

those pants are expensive and no one would let you do that



lol rekt
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/03/17 7:15:38 PM
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jen0125 was already proven incorrect in this topic
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Jen0125
08/03/17 7:18:21 PM
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your statements were not proven correct
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/03/17 7:22:18 PM
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JOExHIGASHI
08/03/17 7:29:53 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
this is how i know you lie about your sex life

those pants are expensive and no one would let you do that


maybe she has a designated pair of yoga pants for sex
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Blighboy
08/03/17 7:34:22 PM
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But then she'd have to change into them and you'd see her ass and ruin it.
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mastermix3000
08/03/17 7:45:58 PM
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Lmfaooooo
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wwinterj25
08/03/17 8:39:41 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
cutting a hole in their yoga/spandex pants to have sex with them keeps their booty looking nice a perky without all the cellulite


Sounds good and all but I'd prefer:

hEjORr6
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SmokeMassTree2
08/04/17 2:56:01 AM
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Good tip bro
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/04/17 9:28:29 AM
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tip 2: keep your ac cold enough and you can usually convince them to keep the rest of their body underneath the blankets and just have their ass sticking out for sex. i like to call it mystery booty
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ZiggiStardust
08/04/17 9:45:10 AM
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you always have good advice larry, ok?

i tried bacon grease in the popcorn tub with a hole cut out, and tinder sluts cannot help themselves! it changed my life.
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/04/17 12:54:32 PM
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slathering your junk in bacon grease and popcorn butter is the better than any cologne if you're looking to harpoon a tinder whale
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knightoffire55
08/04/17 2:58:38 PM
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have you ever said "well excuuuuse me princess" to a tinder slut @LaggnFragnLarry?
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SmokeMassTree2
08/04/17 3:15:51 PM
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Don't you need to cut a hole in the blanket than also?

You're a fan of holes huh
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mastermix3000
08/04/17 3:17:05 PM
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knightoffire55 posted...
have you ever said "well excuuuuse me princess" to a tinder slut @LaggnFragnLarry?


lol
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Blighboy
08/04/17 3:19:09 PM
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SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Don't you need to cut a hole in the blanket than also?

You're a fan of holes huh

trypophilia
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/04/17 4:18:50 PM
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knightoffire55 posted...
have you ever said "well excuuuuse me princess" to a tinder slut @LaggnFragnLarry?

only after bustin
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/04/17 4:19:34 PM
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SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Don't you need to cut a hole in the blanket than also?

You're a fan of holes huh

their ass isn't covered by the blanket. just their face and upper body
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Muffinz0rz
08/04/17 4:32:19 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
those pants are expensive

LaggnFragnLarry posted...
they're like $15

Jen0125 posted...
not real quality ones

It's thin fabric. Why would anyone spend more than $15 on yoga pants?
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Jen0125
08/04/17 4:36:22 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
It's thin fabric. Why would anyone spend more than $15 on yoga pants?


because they have high quality thin fabric?
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Muffinz0rz
08/04/17 4:53:30 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
It's thin fabric. Why would anyone spend more than $15 on yoga pants?


because they have high quality thin fabric?

LvSxuKQ
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dioxxys
08/04/17 5:16:32 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
It's thin fabric. Why would anyone spend more than $15 on yoga pants?


because they have high quality thin fabric?

LvSxuKQ

really not that odd
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SmokeMassTree2
08/04/17 5:20:36 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Don't you need to cut a hole in the blanket than also?

You're a fan of holes huh

their ass isn't covered by the blanket. just their face and upper body


Yeah but then their fat legs are visible.

We have to colab on a fat girl fuck blanket that had a flap.
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/04/17 10:32:18 PM
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SmokeMassTree2 posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Don't you need to cut a hole in the blanket than also?

You're a fan of holes huh

their ass isn't covered by the blanket. just their face and upper body


Yeah but then their fat legs are visible.

We have to colab on a fat girl fuck blanket that had a flap.

we could make millions on some type of spandex snuggie with a butt flap. at the very least the infomercials for it would be fun
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ClarkDuke
08/04/17 10:35:08 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
SmokeMassTree2 posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Don't you need to cut a hole in the blanket than also?

You're a fan of holes huh

their ass isn't covered by the blanket. just their face and upper body


Yeah but then their fat legs are visible.

We have to colab on a fat girl fuck blanket that had a flap.

we could make millions on some type of spandex snuggie with a butt flap. at the very least the infomercials for it would be fun

Build in a reusable condom attachment for easy cleaning, ok?
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SmokeMassTree2
08/04/17 10:43:45 PM
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No one uses condoms, ok?
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