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Terra-enforcer 08/02/17 6:06:25 PM #1:	http://newjersey.news12.com/story/36039751/police-seek-man-seen-pleasuring-himself-during-the-emoji-movie well this is something you certainly don't hear every day... --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 <cite>Terra-enforcer posted [p:884070026] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>http://newjersey.news12.com/story/36039751/police-seek-man-seen-pleasuring-himself-during-the-emoji-movie well this is something you certainly don't hear every day...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 08/02/17 6:08:03 PM #2:	Why even look in the back, look at the fucking movie woman --- http://i.imgur.com/mLUH4.png made by Anima_LiVE http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:884070103] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>Why even look in the back, look at the fucking movie woman</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 08/02/17 6:08:36 PM #3:	:O >:( :/ :? ... ;) <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:884070133] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>:O >:( :/ :? ... ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 08/02/17 6:09:14 PM #4:	Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE4RoVwaQMY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0 --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:884070169] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE4RoVwaQMY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 08/02/17 6:09:21 PM #5:	waited till she got home to call the police, smart move didn't want to miss a second of the masterpiece that is the Emoji Movie --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:884070175] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>waited till she got home to call the police, smart move didn't want to miss a second of the masterpiece that is the Emoji Movie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 08/02/17 6:09:42 PM #6:	Was it Paul Reubens? --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:884070192] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>Was it Paul Reubens?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 08/02/17 6:10:21 PM #8:	Darmik posted... Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE4RoVwaQMY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0 Lol that was gonna be my initial post but I figured ppl didn't know who jacksfilms were --- http://i.imgur.com/RviHQ.png made by Relixed http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:884070229] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE4RoVwaQMY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0</quote> Lol that was gonna be my initial post but I figured ppl didn't know who jacksfilms were</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Polycosm 08/02/17 6:11:26 PM #9:	I can't decide what's trashier-- a fat man jerking in the back of a theater, the comments section, or Emoji Movie itself. --- BKSheikah owned me so thoroughly in the 2017 guru contest, I'd swear he used the Lens of Truth to pick his bracket. (thengamer.com/guru) <cite>Polycosm posted [p:884070279] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>I can't decide what's trashier-- a fat man jerking in the back of a theater, the comments section, or Emoji Movie itself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 08/02/17 6:14:29 PM #10:	:/ --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:884070444] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>:/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 08/02/17 6:17:50 PM #11:	So....was he doing it to his imagination or the movie. This is a question that needs to be answered <cite>Axiom posted [p:884070638] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>So....was he doing it to his imagination or the movie. This is a question that needs to be answered</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperExcitebike 08/02/17 6:19:43 PM #12:	Freakin Vegy doing Vegy things --- SMU Mustangs/Jayhawks/Texans/Rockets http://followmy.tv/u/Excitebike <cite>SuperExcitebike posted [p:884070740] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>Freakin Vegy doing Vegy things</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 08/02/17 6:22:06 PM #13:	Do you think he was waiting until a specific part of the movie to bust? --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:884070865] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>Do you think he was waiting until a specific part of the movie to bust?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/02/17 6:23:09 PM #14:	It must have been Morgan Freeman's voice that got him going --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:884070919] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>It must have been Morgan Freeman's voice that got him going</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lightsasori 08/02/17 6:26:47 PM #15:	So was the guy pleasuring himself by masturbating or actually enjoying the film? Either way he should be arrested for it. --- "Yare yare daze" ~ Jotaro Kujo "Children are pure, they know who's the strongest." ~ MaskDeSmith <cite>Lightsasori posted [p:884071106] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>So was the guy pleasuring himself by masturbating or actually enjoying the film? Either way he should be arrested for it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 08/02/17 6:28:44 PM #16:	Movie was so bad he had to get himself arrested to leave. --- http://i.imgur.com/ymmqXXN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5iNwXbV.png http://i.imgur.com/HSriaa3.gif http://i.imgur.com/xphiy45.gifv <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:884071229] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>Movie was so bad he had to get himself arrested to leave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 08/02/17 6:31:39 PM #17:	Also can you imagine being a parent in there, slumped in your seat thinking "There is no way this could get any worse" then slowly turning around to see the silhouette of overweight debauchery near the back of the the theater? "How was the movie, honey?" your spouse asks when you get home. You slowly shake your head. Your daughter is crying. --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:884071405] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>Also can you imagine being a parent in there, slumped in your seat thinking "There is no way this could get any worse" then slowly turning around to see the silhouette of overweight debauchery near the back of the the theater? "How was the movie, honey?" your spouse asks when you get home. You slowly shake your head. Your daughter is crying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HiddenLurker 08/02/17 6:37:22 PM #19:	You could say he was bored stiff --- I used to be a gamefaq poster like you until I took an arrow to my face. <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:884071734] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote>You could say he was bored stiff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Terra-enforcer 08/02/17 7:08:14 PM #20:	Darmik posted... Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE4RoVwaQMY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0 What the hell? I didn't know there could be people like that. I thought 100% of the internet, at the very least, hated that abomination. But then again, he dabbed in that video, so this could simply be satirical. --- Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-3032-7898-9500 http://psnprofiles.com/Terraforce777 http://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/Rayquaza487 <cite>Terra-enforcer posted [p:884073422] in Man Pleasu... [t:75631529]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Was it this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE4RoVwaQMY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0</quote> What the hell? I didn't know there could be people like that. I thought 100% of the internet, at the very least, hated that abomination. But then again, he dabbed in that video, so this could simply be satirical.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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