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Slip-N-Slide
08/01/17 5:16:13 AM
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Tastes like ass or at the very least there's things that taste way better you could have instead. But being drunk is great.
I've never drank for any reason other than to get drunk.
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Complete_Idi0t
08/01/17 5:17:18 AM
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Some of us don't drink PBR
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Gamer99z
08/01/17 5:17:47 AM
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"please drink responsibly" pls there's only one correct way to drink, and it's the opposite of responsibly.
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Slip-N-Slide
08/01/17 5:19:11 AM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
Some of us don't drink PBR

I don't drink beer, I only take shots since my only goal of drinking is to get drunk and not slowly drink on ass juice. I'd rather just power through and get it over with.
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faizan_faizan
08/01/17 5:19:28 AM
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I only drink Pisswasser.

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Slip-N-Slide
08/01/17 5:20:47 AM
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faizan_faizan posted...
I only drink Pisswasser.

But why when something like Sprunk is so much better?
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Gamer99z
08/01/17 6:16:02 PM
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faizan_faizan posted...
I only drink Pisswasser.

JlAdMfU

Will you pick me up some Cluckin' Bell?
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DrizztLink
08/01/17 6:18:07 PM
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Some people like the taste.

People can be different than you.

Shocking, I know.
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KILBOTz
08/01/17 6:19:25 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
I've never drank for any reason other than to get drunk.


that, and just to fit in at work social events. but I rarely drink anymore because I knew it was destructive and I was getting fat. Once I stopped drinking regularly I started really disliking the taste of alcohol. Only hard alcohol I can still drink straight is top shelf tequila.
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BigTee66
08/01/17 6:43:51 PM
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alcohol tastes disgusting
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Slip-N-Slide
08/01/17 6:48:58 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Some people like the taste.

People can be different than you.

Shocking, I know.

Nuh uh

BigTee66 posted...
alcohol tastes disgusting

This guy gets it.
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CanuckCowboy
08/01/17 6:49:20 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Some of us don't drink PBR

I don't drink beer, I only take shots since my only goal of drinking is to get drunk and not slowly drink on ass juice. I'd rather just power through and get it over with.


Why do peopleike things I don't o g what's wrong with these people?!

Shut the fuck up.
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/01/17 6:50:48 PM
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Im exactly like you TC. Alcohol tastes like shit and it's only purpose is for a buzz or to get drunk.
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Slip-N-Slide
08/01/17 6:51:41 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Some of us don't drink PBR

I don't drink beer, I only take shots since my only goal of drinking is to get drunk and not slowly drink on ass juice. I'd rather just power through and get it over with.


Why do peopleike things I don't o g what's wrong with these people?!

Shut the fuck up.

You okay?
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_Near_
08/01/17 6:57:03 PM
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I like the taste of various types of alcoholic drinks. And I don't need to get drunk to enjoy alcohol. I can feel the difference in a couple of drinks. Not enough to get me drunk of course, but it relaxes me a bit.
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dragnmaninferno
08/01/17 7:05:33 PM
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BilalPowell
08/01/17 7:07:45 PM
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To look classy
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CanuckCowboy
08/01/17 7:08:34 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Some of us don't drink PBR

I don't drink beer, I only take shots since my only goal of drinking is to get drunk and not slowly drink on ass juice. I'd rather just power through and get it over with.


Why do peopleike things I don't o g what's wrong with these people?!

Shut the fuck up.

You okay?


No.
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stone
08/01/17 7:12:38 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Some of us don't drink PBR

I don't drink beer, I only take shots since my only goal of drinking is to get drunk and not slowly drink on ass juice. I'd rather just power through and get it over with.

And this is why you don't like the taste. You don't know how to drink. You only get the cheap stuff because you only care about getting drunk, and not the taste. You get what you pay for. Plenty of alcoholic beverages and liquors taste great, but you probably only care about buying the cheapest vodka handle you can find 'cause you only want to get drunk.
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Slip-N-Slide
08/01/17 8:19:05 PM
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stone posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Some of us don't drink PBR

I don't drink beer, I only take shots since my only goal of drinking is to get drunk and not slowly drink on ass juice. I'd rather just power through and get it over with.

And this is why you don't like the taste. You don't know how to drink. You only get the cheap stuff because you only care about getting drunk, and not the taste. You get what you pay for. Plenty of alcoholic beverages and liquors taste great, but you probably only care about buying the cheapest vodka handle you can find 'cause you only want to get drunk.

No I've had a range of stuff from cheap to expensive to home brew. Even stuff from well regarded local breweries and shit.
It all just tastes virtually equally disgusting so I just get lower end stuff like Jack or Grey Goose because there's not really any reason to get anything more expensive because a turd with sprinkles is still a turd.
Some mixed drinks are okay, like Screwdrivers, but usually whatever it is still tastes worse than if I just didn't add any alcohol, which is why I avoid beer and mixed drinks because it's just a larger volume of shit I have to drink for the same effect.
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chill02
08/01/17 8:35:02 PM
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I legit like the taste of some alcohol (like stouts)

now stuff like whisky is mostly for me to get thrashed faster
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averagejoel
08/01/17 8:40:54 PM
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I enjoy beer and wine, and I'm a responsible adult
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/01/17 8:42:30 PM
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I like to enjoy the taste of what I'm drinking. I like being drunk more. I also like not spending much money.

cheap, flavored vodka gets the job done across the board. The cheapest brand of vodka in my state make flavors like lemonade, ruby red (sweet) grapefruit, blueberry, blue raspberry and pineapple. They are sugary enough to not require mixers/chasers.
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eston
08/01/17 8:44:33 PM
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I prefer to maintain a steady buzz
I don't really like being drunk drunk
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I Like Toast
08/01/17 8:44:41 PM
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Slowly drinking a beer is easier than someone trying to get me drunk every 10 minutes. The only alcohol I've had that I liked are hard ciders, because you don't taste the alcohol. But I'd still in most cases rather just have coke. It's cheaper and taste better.
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DrizztLink
08/01/17 11:47:48 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
Slowly drinking a beer is easier than someone trying to get me drunk every 10 minutes. The only alcohol I've had that I liked are hard ciders, because you don't taste the alcohol. But I'd still in most cases rather just have coke. It's cheaper and taste better.

I read that statement with a homonym and it threw me for a second.
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ProfDE
08/02/17 9:28:14 AM
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I have to be able to drive myself home. At most I'll have one drink, but even that is a rare thing for me.
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Laserion
08/02/17 11:10:04 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
"Please drink responsibly." Pls there's only one correct way to drink, and it's the opposite of responsibly.

I think they mean to only drink when you aren't supposed to be sober soon after, like driving, or doing a public presentation, or before your court hearing.
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