Current Events > Study confirms men's Sperm count is decreasing. Men will be infertile by 2060

(+) Yeah! (+)

Time to start some fight clubs
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I heard it was carrying our phones in our pockets all day that caused it.
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butthole666 posted...

We're living in the end stages of our species.

Nah, we canovercome this. It might lead to a world with a lot less people which is actually perfect with mass automation coming around the corner. The only really bad part is that 3rd world countries will probably go basically extinct
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foreveraIone posted...

gunplagirl posted...

The age of woman will be upon us soon. Only trans women will be fertile and in time, as we treat them younger and younger, we will begin to use stem cell sperm from the DNA of women. And eventually, the Y chromosome will disappear and only women shall survive.

Something something fertility banquet something something lesbians.

So you are a gimmick.

No, I just like making sci fi references. The last bit was referring to that futurama time machine that can't reverse episode.
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Malfurion posted...

Good, fertile males will be treated like kings.

Or locked in a dungeon and hooked up to a milking device.

PokemonYoutube posted...

Malfurion posted...

Good, fertile males will be treated like kings.

Or locked in a dungeon and hooked up to a milking device.

So basically how European women were treated for much of the last two millennia?
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gunplagirl posted...

So basically how European women were treated for much of the last two millennia?

"We live in an equal society now, but we need to roll that back for a couple of thousand years to oppress men out of spite. It's just fair, why move on and enjoy modern society?!"

spiteful feminism lmao
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EnragedSlith posted...

How did a discussion about fertility lead to a discussion about the state of masculinity.

A....are you seriously asking why these two things are related? You know we're not talking about female fertility....right?
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All in all, sperm count may be decreasing, but technology in health will easily overcome that I bet. There are already ways to create sperm from the bone marrow of women. (I think that's how it went)


sperm from bone marrow
sounds like some scientific porn shit.
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gunplagirl posted...

PokemonYoutube posted...

Malfurion posted...

Good, fertile males will be treated like kings.

Or locked in a dungeon and hooked up to a milking device.

So basically how European women were treated for much of the last two millennia?

Off topic Question.... did you actually apply to become a mod or was that a joke?
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

gunplagirl posted...

PokemonYoutube posted...

Malfurion posted...

Good, fertile males will be treated like kings.

Or locked in a dungeon and hooked up to a milking device.

So basically how European women were treated for much of the last two millennia?

Off topic Question.... did you actually apply to become a mod or was that a joke?

Sayoria has a grudge against me because I call her out. So she did that topic to get more sympathy to her own side.
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Zero_Destroyer posted...

gunplagirl posted...

So basically how European women were treated for much of the last two millennia?

"We live in an equal society now, but we need to roll that back for a couple of thousand years to oppress men out of spite. It's just fair, why move on and enjoy modern society?!"

spiteful feminism lmao

Pointing something out is the same as advocating for the reverse?

Wit?
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I wonder if all those cows who think men are evil will be happy about this when the species starts dying out.
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You never know, some guys may like being hooked up to milking machines. :u Isn't that a fetish?
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Children of men becoming a reality
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That's what you get for skipping your breakfast kids.

This is certainly a good news, there will be no more worries about girls being rape.
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

EnragedSlith posted...

How did a discussion about fertility lead to a discussion about the state of masculinity.

A....are you seriously asking why these two things are related?

Yes. I'd love to hear it...
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apocalyptic_4 posted...

I heard it was carrying our phones in our pockets all day that caused it.

This has only been a thing for less than 20 years, so that's nonsensical.

The microwave, on the other hand, does align with the timeline if we're going the "omg new technology bad" thought process
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I bet this is because guys jack off a lot more because porn is more prevalent.

Also i get that it could be the food we're eating that's causing this, but what about the tribes of the Amazon and Africa?

Wouldn't they be alright in procreation?
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butthole666 posted...

We're living in the end stages of our species.

Good riddance, I say
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GenitalSakura posted...

This is certainly a good news, there will be no more worries about girls being rape.

Infertility =/= Impotence

You can still get a hard on and have sex, it's just that you're shooting blanks
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Wasn't planning on having children in my 70s anyway.
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HylianFox posted...

butthole666 posted...

We're living in the end stages of our species.

Good riddance, I say

2edgy5me
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If so, it probably has a lot to do with obesity/being overweight.
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Hopefully we'll go extinct before we can solve it. Age of Machines!
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kuwab0 posted...

The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.

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I blame SJWs and cucks
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OpheliaAdenade posted...

You never know, some guys may like being hooked up to milking machines. :u Isn't that a fetish?

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This is what happens when every institution and our own technology all conspire to condemn/damage masculinity. Godnorgosh posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

I blame movies. Back in the 80s and 90s there were stuff you could watch which celebrated masculinity and made you feel like a motherf***ing man and that even if you were a beta weakling you could watch Rocky IV or something like Predator or Commando and still feel hair grow on your chest as a 14 year old.

Now where do young guys and teens go for that stuff? All shows barely celebrate macho manliness anymore. Its all beta stuff trying to be PC and for tumblr kins.

Even shows or movies you might recommend right now are nothing like their counterparts from decades ago. Its a known fact that when males feel manly their sperm count increases and if they feel effeminate it decreases their testosterone levels their are studies that prove this.

notsureifsrs

He's right.

Pop culture has degraded to the point where there is almost nothing masculine being openly celebrated unless it's sports (even then, NFL and NBA are a joke now). Turn on the Grammy awards to see beta men celebrated and paraded around and then watch as one of the most alpha masculine bands Metallica gets **** on by pairing them with Lady Gaga and then experiencing technical difficulties. Go watch Queens of the Stone Age and Nine Inch Nails and Dave Grohl collaborate on stage and then get cut off by credits and commercials. Stick around for the 21 Pilots and the rest of the beta bands to play their garbage and then preach their achy hearts out. Stick around for the anti-President messages being made by uneducated losers who live in liberal echo chambers.

Unless you're a holdover from a different era like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Eastwood, Metallica, or Guns N' Roses that can retain and gain new fans and play to big audiences, where is the masculinity for the youth to turn to? Why does it get no promotion? Would you rather listen to Arcade Fire or get your nuts blasted off at a Metallica show like I did last 2 weeks ago?

It sounds like conspiracy, but is it not unfeasible that the media + state + education system + industrial complex could be in cahoots?
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I never want kids so infertility sounds fuckin fine to me
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Oh boy I can't wait for death of mankind*

*It's a joke mods
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DezCaughtIt posted...

Oh boy I can't wait for death of mankind*

*It's a joke mods

Well I'll tell ya, Mother Earth would love to be rid of us!
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on a serious note, every single person won't become infertile, even if infertility is on the rise. the population would steadily decline for a while but it'd stabilize again. it's not like having an entire population wiped out by a plague or something. this isn't what's gonna end us
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WizardPowers posted...

OpheliaAdenade posted...

You never know, some guys may like being hooked up to milking machines. :u Isn't that a fetish?

There is an anime Milk Junkies that might be up your alley.
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tommybel89 posted...

This is what happens when every institution and our own technology all conspire to condemn/damage masculinity. Godnorgosh posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

I blame movies. Back in the 80s and 90s there were stuff you could watch which celebrated masculinity and made you feel like a motherf***ing man and that even if you were a beta weakling you could watch Rocky IV or something like Predator or Commando and still feel hair grow on your chest as a 14 year old.

Now where do young guys and teens go for that stuff? All shows barely celebrate macho manliness anymore. Its all beta stuff trying to be PC and for tumblr kins.

Even shows or movies you might recommend right now are nothing like their counterparts from decades ago. Its a known fact that when males feel manly their sperm count increases and if they feel effeminate it decreases their testosterone levels their are studies that prove this.

notsureifsrs

He's right.

Pop culture has degraded to the point where there is almost nothing masculine being openly celebrated unless it's sports (even then, NFL and NBA are a joke now). Turn on the Grammy awards to see beta men celebrated and paraded around and then watch as one of the most alpha masculine bands Metallica gets **** on by pairing them with Lady Gaga and then experiencing technical difficulties. Go watch Queens of the Stone Age and Nine Inch Nails and Dave Grohl collaborate on stage and then get cut off by credits and commercials. Stick around for the 21 Pilots and the rest of the beta bands to play their garbage and then preach their achy hearts out. Stick around for the anti-President messages being made by uneducated losers who live in liberal echo chambers.

Unless you're a holdover from a different era like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Eastwood, Metallica, or Guns N' Roses that can retain and gain new fans and play to big audiences, where is the masculinity for the youth to turn to? Why does it get no promotion? Would you rather listen to Arcade Fire or get your nuts blasted off at a Metallica show like I did last 2 weeks ago?

It sounds like conspiracy, but is it not unfeasible that the media + state + education system + industrial complex could be in cahoots?

this.
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Back_Stabbath posted...

New world order's scheme is coming together nicely.

George Soros/Hillary Clinton master plan
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HellsingOrg posted...

If this trend continues

A hyperbolic curve is no excuse for hyperbole, actually.

Study confirms via wild speculation and extrapolation that men will be infertile in 40 years.

What a garbage article.

My point could be boiled down to: there are many factors intersecting to screw over masculinity displayed by lighter skinned fellas.
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Godnorgosh posted...

"masculine" and "feminine" behaviors have nothing to do with the causes of low sperm count.

Well, having low testosterone generally does reduce sperm count. Men having less testosterone as the generations pass surely plays a factor.
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WaterLink posted...

Godnorgosh posted...

"masculine" and "feminine" behaviors have nothing to do with the causes of low sperm count.

Well, having low testosterone generally does reduce sperm count. Men having less testosterone as the generations pass surely plays a factor.

I'd guess the root cause is more sedentary than it is soybeans.

WaterLink posted...

Godnorgosh posted...

"masculine" and "feminine" behaviors have nothing to do with the causes of low sperm count.

Well, having low testosterone generally does reduce sperm count. Men having less testosterone as the generations pass surely plays a factor.

You got your causality backwards.
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This is the endgame for MRAs.
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shockthemonkey posted...

tommybel89 posted...

This is what happens when every institution and our own technology all conspire to condemn/damage masculinity. Godnorgosh posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

I blame movies. Back in the 80s and 90s there were stuff you could watch which celebrated masculinity and made you feel like a motherf***ing man and that even if you were a beta weakling you could watch Rocky IV or something like Predator or Commando and still feel hair grow on your chest as a 14 year old.

Now where do young guys and teens go for that stuff? All shows barely celebrate macho manliness anymore. Its all beta stuff trying to be PC and for tumblr kins.

Even shows or movies you might recommend right now are nothing like their counterparts from decades ago. Its a known fact that when males feel manly their sperm count increases and if they feel effeminate it decreases their testosterone levels their are studies that prove this.

notsureifsrs

He's right.

Pop culture has degraded to the point where there is almost nothing masculine being openly celebrated unless it's sports (even then, NFL and NBA are a joke now). Turn on the Grammy awards to see beta men celebrated and paraded around and then watch as one of the most alpha masculine bands Metallica gets **** on by pairing them with Lady Gaga and then experiencing technical difficulties. Go watch Queens of the Stone Age and Nine Inch Nails and Dave Grohl collaborate on stage and then get cut off by credits and commercials. Stick around for the 21 Pilots and the rest of the beta bands to play their garbage and then preach their achy hearts out. Stick around for the anti-President messages being made by uneducated losers who live in liberal echo chambers.

Unless you're a holdover from a different era like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Eastwood, Metallica, or Guns N' Roses that can retain and gain new fans and play to big audiences, where is the masculinity for the youth to turn to? Why does it get no promotion? Would you rather listen to Arcade Fire or get your nuts blasted off at a Metallica show like I did last 2 weeks ago?

It sounds like conspiracy, but is it not unfeasible that the media + state + education system + industrial complex could be in cahoots?

You sound like a crazy person.

Allow me to offer my retort with one line: "Fair enough!"
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Handmaidens tale here we come!
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So I guess my takeaway from this topic is that watching oiled 80's beefcakes and listening to GnR will make me a man's man and directly increase my sperm count. Seems legit, and not at all something that Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia would say.
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