Current Events > anyone watching John Oliver right now? *spoilers* LMAO

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Ghost_ROD
07/30/17 11:35:38 PM
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There is an info wars health product line?! They sell you supplements and stuff like herbal life LMAO.
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Gamer99z
07/30/17 11:36:56 PM
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Can a show like that even have spoilers?
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LinksLiege
07/30/17 11:37:48 PM
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I'm pretty sure lame comedy current events shows don't need spoiler warnings.
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ForestLogic
07/30/17 11:41:48 PM
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Imagine watching John Oliver
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Ghost_ROD
07/30/17 11:49:32 PM
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wow, 3 people actually buy alex jones vitality supplements ^ O_o
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Gamer99z
07/31/17 12:31:51 AM
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I like John Oliver, I'm just saying that I don't think a show like this needs spoiler warnings
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TomNook20
07/31/17 12:48:53 AM
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Imagine not knowing this already.

Imagine having to get your news from a british cuck on his show "A decade ago: tonight".
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The Deadpool
07/31/17 1:09:54 AM
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TomNook20 posted...
Imagine not knowing this already.


Imagine actually listening to Alex Jones...
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SomeLikeItHoth
07/31/17 1:14:26 AM
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Welcome home, brother.
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 8:43:19 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Welcome home, brother.


Woohhoo!

Good to see you :3
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HypnoCoosh
07/31/17 8:47:38 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml5qULGjbno


Basically the whole show.
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Lonestar2000
07/31/17 8:49:03 AM
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How long before this ROD alt is banned?
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 8:50:15 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
How long before this ROD alt is banned?


let the salt begin :3

I've never understood your personal beef with me, IMO, I guess I hurt your feelings on a different account of yours. Good to know you're already marking my posts.
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daftpunk_mk5
07/31/17 8:51:36 AM
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TomNook20 posted...
Imagine not knowing this already.

Imagine having to get your news from a british cuck on his show "A decade ago: tonight".

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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 8:54:16 AM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
TomNook20 posted...
Imagine not knowing this already.

Imagine having to get your news from a british cuck on his show "A decade ago: tonight".


I guess it's old news :/

I don't watch infowars or listen to AM radio or conservatroll stuff like that, so how would I know? Mea culpa I guess lol
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The Deadpool
07/31/17 9:00:37 AM
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I'm surprised how proud they are of listening to Alex Jones...
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Darkman124
07/31/17 9:01:44 AM
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Ghost_ROD posted...
They sell you supplements and stuff like herbal life LMAO.


it is a pretty common thing actually

instagram models do it all the time too

really the reason is simple: if they're stupid enough to believe you, they're not going to react negatively to your product endorsements so you might as well fleece them
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 9:05:26 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
Ghost_ROD posted...
They sell you supplements and stuff like herbal life LMAO.


it is a pretty common thing actually

instagram models do it all the time too

really the reason is simple: if they're stupid enough to believe you, they're not going to react negatively to your product endorsements so you might as well fleece them


Good point.

The Instagram model thing doesn't surprise me as much, since it's like "look! I am so pretty so I must be so healthy! Drink this patchouli tea and you can be pretty and slim like I am!".

But alex jones is like, fat, psychotic, hateful, and about politics (not lifestyle/looks), so "buy this supplement so you can be physically like me" sort of caught me off guard.... and made me laugh a lot XD
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 9:06:23 AM
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The Deadpool posted...
I'm surprised how proud they are of listening to Alex Jones...


I know right? XD

When I saw the JO episode I was like "who the hell would buy a health or beauty supplement because Alex Jones says he uses it?"

Then I stumbled upon the replies ITT LOL
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Melonfarms
07/31/17 9:08:20 AM
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Can I borrow $1,000,000? I need some tactical wipes.
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 9:10:20 AM
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Melonfarms posted...
Can I borrow $1,000,000? I need some tactical wipes.


LMAO
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 9:11:51 AM
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I know! I'm back.

Which means you two need this more than ever:

https://www.infowarsstore.com/combat-one-tactical-bath.html

wipe well that gooch, kids XD
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clearaflagrantj
07/31/17 9:13:05 AM
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It's amazing how hard John Oliver triggers Trumpanzees
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 9:13:32 AM
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LMAO these nutjobs also sell Blastoise suits.

Yes, Blastoise:

https://www.infowarsstore.com/citizen-armor-rig-700-armored-hydration-pack.html
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Xeno14
07/31/17 9:33:09 AM
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Ghost_ROD posted...
The Deadpool posted...
I'm surprised how proud they are of listening to Alex Jones...


I know right? XD

When I saw the JO episode I was like "who the hell would buy a health or beauty supplement because Alex Jones says he uses it?"

Then I stumbled upon the replies ITT LOL

gwenth paltro (i'm lazy), tony starks love interest in iron man, sells stickers designed to improve your health.

also
a comedian who pretends to be a news source points out a comedian who pretends to be a news source
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Swagnificent119
07/31/17 9:35:21 AM
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I thought this was well known because of all the memes of Alex Jones taking off his shirt and showing his dad body in the supplement ads o_0
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 9:35:29 AM
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Xeno14 posted...
Ghost_ROD posted...
The Deadpool posted...
I'm surprised how proud they are of listening to Alex Jones...


I know right? XD

When I saw the JO episode I was like "who the hell would buy a health or beauty supplement because Alex Jones says he uses it?"

Then I stumbled upon the replies ITT LOL

gwenth paltro (i'm lazy), tony starks love interest in iron man, sells stickers designed to improve your health.


Not sure what your point is
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justaguy3492
07/31/17 9:38:24 AM
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Xeno14 posted...
a comedian who pretends to be a news source points out a comedian who pretends to be a news source


Idk what show you're watching, but Oliver routinely points out that he's just a comedian.
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Hexenherz
07/31/17 9:39:03 AM
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TomNook20 posted...
Imagine not knowing this already..
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Xeno14
07/31/17 9:51:06 AM
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Ghost_ROD posted...
Xeno14 posted...
Ghost_ROD posted...
The Deadpool posted...
I'm surprised how proud they are of listening to Alex Jones...


I know right? XD

When I saw the JO episode I was like "who the hell would buy a health or beauty supplement because Alex Jones says he uses it?"

Then I stumbled upon the replies ITT LOL

gwenth paltro (i'm lazy), tony starks love interest in iron man, sells stickers designed to improve your health.


Not sure what your point is

plenty of people buy shit because xxxx famous person said so.
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BLAKUboy
07/31/17 9:55:48 AM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
I thought this was well known because of all the memes of Alex Jones taking off his shirt and showing his dad body in the supplement ads o_0

The only Alex Jones meme I'm aware of is gay frogs. I feel you'd have to actually care about Alex Jones to know any more than that.
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Xeno14
07/31/17 9:59:25 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
I thought this was well known because of all the memes of Alex Jones taking off his shirt and showing his dad body in the supplement ads o_0

The only Alex Jones meme I'm aware of is gay frogs. I feel you'd have to actually care about Alex Jones to know any more than that.

hes also the humble water filter salesman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRjJIuHECw

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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 10:12:24 AM
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Xeno14 posted...
plenty of people buy s*** because xxxx famous person said so.


Yeah, but it's very, very different.

Buying basketball shoes from Lebron or Jordan? Makes sense.
Buying basketball shoes from Chris Christie? Not so much.

Some famous people are known for their "healthy lifestyle" (whether true or not, e.g. Paltrow is full of shit), or their sports prowess or whatever. Some people are not.

Paltrow selling "jade eggs for your vag" is incredibly stupid but makes sense. Alex Jones selling you PH-balanced wipes for your gooch does not.
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Xeno14
07/31/17 10:25:31 AM
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Ghost_ROD posted...
Xeno14 posted...
plenty of people buy s*** because xxxx famous person said so.


Yeah, but it's very, very different.

Buying basketball shoes from Lebron or Jordan? Makes sense.
Buying basketball shoes from Chris Christie? Not so much.

Some famous people are known for their "healthy lifestyle" (whether true or not, e.g. Paltrow is full of shit), or their sports prowess or whatever. Some people are not.

Paltrow selling "jade eggs for your vag" is incredibly stupid but makes sense. Alex Jones selling you PH-balanced wipes for your gooch does not.

actually no, in general jones tends to skirt the line between actual problems, and offering you a more believable solution. For example there are a whole host of chemicals in the water that can cause problems(or some that don't but sound scary, like in NJ we have tert butyl ether in our water supply), even as unhealthy as he currently looks(he does have some older shots when he was in much much better shape), offering a filtration system sounds better because it uses just enough of those sciencey words that people are aware off, but don't know the proper usage of. and in that respect, much of the health food supplements industry is built on that same premise.

also, to nitpick, its pH.
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iosifsvoboda
07/31/17 10:49:19 AM
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Alex Jones reminds me of a Will Sasso character from MADtv
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Ghost_ROD
07/31/17 10:50:50 AM
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iosifsvoboda posted...
Alex Jones reminds me of a Will Sasso character from MADtv


lol I didn't pick up on that, but yeah LOL
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