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Flasbangs
07/29/17 11:44:39 AM
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3000 years since the battle against Sauron and they haven't done anything in all that time. They still fight with swords, bows and arrows. The still live in stone castles. 3000 years is a hella long time, didn't even take us 1000 years to go from their technology to spacetravel.
They deserve all the shit that happens to them.
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ChromaticAngel
07/29/17 11:45:39 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
3000 years since the battle against Sauron and they haven't done anything in all that time. They still fight with swords, bows and arrows. The still live in stone castles. 3000 years is a hella long time, didn't even take us 1000 years to go from their technology to spacetravel.
They deserve all the shit that happens to them.

It took humans 3000 years to figure out that if you put a seed in the ground, and water it, eventually a plant that bears fruit will show up.
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Albel-Nox
07/29/17 12:29:39 PM
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Death battles involving sword against sword is the truest test of your convictions.
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Deadpool_18
07/29/17 12:30:41 PM
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I agree. They were weak as shit and never prepared.
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iPhone_7
07/29/17 12:32:55 PM
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I think the existence of magic might be part of the reason. Why invent nukes when you can get an elf friend to cause a raging flash flood against your enemies.
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DarkChozoGhost
07/29/17 12:33:27 PM
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It's the magic's fault.
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