Current Events > Megatech & Friends: The beast with two backs

(+) Yeah! (+)

Bring a box home
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I'll be lucky if I can get anymore than 4 slices
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MegaTech posted...

I'll be lucky if I can get anymore than 4 slices

Use your big buff body to beat up all the weaklings.

I only go to the gym to be strong enough for pizza fights.
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I read that as use your big buff booty.
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Of course you did.
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I know I will not be the only one.
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dragnmaninferno posted...

I read that as use your big buff booty.

That works too.

ButtslamBoyz will be an actual thing.
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

Near what do you play GG on?

Finally decided on Chipp as my main and probably Sin as my second. I'm better with Ky but Sin is super fun to play.

PS4. Though I haven't played much at all, so I'm probably trash. Be down for some matches, though.
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

dragnmaninferno posted...

I read that as use your big buff booty.

That works too.

ButtslamBoyz will be an actual thing.

Reminds me of that Shiba inu video I saw last week.
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There are lots of Americans here at the hotel.
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Got 4 slices. Good enough for me.

Also to the girl in boxing class Monday:

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Please don't be bringing any 17 year olds home
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There are some developed teenagers out there I'll tell you hwat.
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Let me stop you right there
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FINALLY going back to work tomorrow. Excited to see everyone.
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Weirdo.
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MegaTech posted...

There are some developed teenagers out there I'll tell you hwat.

Calling 911 as we speak.
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Hahaha I would never! If you can't drink then I wouldn't think.
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MegaTech posted...

Parappa09 posted...
I think I figured out who's alt thedoge is

Who

I dun wanna ruin it

Xelltrix posted...

Weirdo.

this

I hate work
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Ruin it
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So I found out I got the little pseudo promotion for interim team lead at work. This fall, I will be queen of the temps.
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does that mean more or less donuts
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it'll hopefully mean more doge
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doughnuts*

for parappa
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grim knows too much
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Hey look, its grim


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that pic reminds me of all the hilarious sonic original character pics


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I'm so hungover. Drank 75% of a vodka bottle in a fairly short time. But I'm not nauseous so victory! Also made out with I dunno how many cuties. I need Jesus.
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Do you really need Jesus or do you want another cute dude to kiss?
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He wants a cute dude to kiss named Jesus
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You right.
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MegaTech posted...

He wants a cute dude to kiss named Jesus

The perfect compromise .
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Typing *Your Name* and The Hedgehog together on google inages is such a fun way to pass time.

Fucking freakazoids.
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Sick. Got an offer for an editing job from home. Doesn't pay that well, but it's just reviewing and editing academic papers for grammar and factual errors. I actually like telling people that they did shit wrong.

Gonna still be looking for something else, but it's good enough, considering I just started looking two weeks ago.
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Nice. And yeah you are lucky you manages to find a job so quick. I know people who are still looking for a job after a couple of months/almost a year og searching.
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If work sucks for any of you today just watch this, always makes me cry laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeAFH9UZrLA
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Work was BORING today. It was so SLOW. But I fucked up and forgot to put the 1pm bake into the proofer at 9am. We remembered at 10am. Whoops.
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Hot as a motherfucker here today, nice round 100.
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

Hot as a motherfucker here today, nice round 100.

Ewww
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"Bailey Jay is way hotter than the white girl I've been seeing. I'd rather fuck her. If that makes bi according to some dude on gamefaqs so be it. Labels don't matter. What's wrong with no?

I'm still straight though. I don't enjoy gay porn. But if a girl has a dick it's all good"

I fucking love CE.
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I just shake my head and move on from all of those topics.
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i'm pretty drunk
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Wow, that's a shocker.
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Parappa09 posted...

i'm pretty drunk

You've become the new FF_Redux
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He was grinding in-between two women. Him and @BalanceLost have jumped ship
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BalanceLost is the straightest person on CE tbh
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I agree, we should get rid of them. The straight to gay ratio in this topic is appalling already as it stands.
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balancelost is the most annoying gay guy since he's pretty much a 10/10 and out of most guys league, yet still talks about problems he faces >.>

try being parappa ffs
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Parappa makes me wish we were in punching range so often.
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fight club!

fight club!
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