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Fam_Fam
07/23/17 7:38:16 PM
#1:


which would you pick


Superpower: You can tell if someone wants to have sex with you and/or if they can/would want to date you. They will have one glowing aura if they would sleep with you, and a different one if they'd date you. You would still need to go through the usual processes of talking/dating etc, but you know that they are DTF or interested in you romantically. Can be turned on/off, and has 0 cooldown.

Clarification: The power adjusts in real time, and shows level of intensity of either/both.
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cuttin_in_farm
07/23/17 7:39:02 PM
#2:


Read first sentence.

Chose money.

Only on CE is this a question.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/23/17 7:39:39 PM
#3:


Money.

It's pretty easy to tell when the wife wants sex.
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GOATSLAYER
07/23/17 7:39:41 PM
#4:


Money
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slipknirvana
07/23/17 7:39:44 PM
#5:


Money.
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Etherealfare
07/23/17 7:40:10 PM
#6:


Money.
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chill02
07/23/17 7:40:19 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Read first sentence.

Chose money.

Only on CE is this a question.

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Freddie_Mercury
07/23/17 7:40:38 PM
#8:


so 1 million or basic social skills


hmm
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stone
07/23/17 7:41:20 PM
#10:


Money. Having a million dollars would help a lot of women to want to have sex with me.
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Fam_Fam
07/23/17 7:42:06 PM
#11:


RedWhiteBlue posted...
I'll only go for the superpower if I can tell the intensity of the aura, so like if I'm making the right moves or not. I'd use that to make money.

Otherwise, money.


yes, the aura shows intensity, and adjusts in real time
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Fam_Fam
07/23/17 7:42:21 PM
#12:


stone posted...
Money. Having a million dollars would help a lot of women to want to have sex with me.


keep telling yourself that
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stone
07/23/17 7:43:05 PM
#13:


Fam_Fam posted...
stone posted...
Money. Having a million dollars would help a lot of women to want to have sex with me.


keep telling yourself that

Oh, I can get laid without the money. But with it? It would be even easier.
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Dash_Harber
07/23/17 7:43:15 PM
#14:


If I had $1,000,000, everyone would want to sleep with me.
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Fam_Fam
07/23/17 7:43:45 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
If I had $1,000,000, everyone would want to sleep with me.


no, they wouldn't. not everyone is a gold digger
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KStateKing17
07/23/17 7:44:26 PM
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Give me the money. I don't want sex right now.
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Dash_Harber
07/23/17 7:47:30 PM
#18:


Fam_Fam posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
If I had $1,000,000, everyone would want to sleep with me.


no, they wouldn't. not everyone is a gold digger


Twas a joke. Still, dat muney.
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Etherealfare
07/23/17 7:47:48 PM
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MegaButterfree posted...
$1 mil because I don't need a superpower to know that no one wants to have sex with me.

Best answer on CE.
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Aelia
07/23/17 7:47:49 PM
#20:


I already know. Women are not subtle.
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Lawlfulcoptors1
07/23/17 7:49:29 PM
#21:


A million dollars or a backbone. lol I've already got one. Show me the $$$
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KogaSteelfang
07/23/17 7:53:50 PM
#22:


This is actually tempting either way. I could a lot of general improvements to my life with the money, but it'll eventually be gone. The power could get me the relationship I've been wanting, and might provide more happiness than the money. :/
Hmmm.
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Wetterdew
07/23/17 8:23:19 PM
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I might go for the power. It's way easier for y'all straight people, but for me I need it.
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lukabrosci
07/23/17 8:25:55 PM
#24:


superpower

time is money and i'd never have to waste time courting
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Kid_Buu
07/23/17 8:27:13 PM
#25:


money

but if i could sense peoples auras like legit maybe that tbh

thats the path to being able to use ki attacks right
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weapon_d00d816
07/23/17 8:28:53 PM
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One dollars million dollars
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apolloooo
07/23/17 8:36:53 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Read first sentence.

Chose money.

Only on CE is this a question.

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Malfurion
07/23/17 8:41:07 PM
#28:


> chooses super power
> literally zero glows

No thank you. I will take the money.
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Fam_Fam
07/24/17 2:44:33 PM
#29:


close poll so far
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Master_Bass
07/24/17 2:47:37 PM
#30:


Money, no question.
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MetaSeraphim
07/24/17 2:49:21 PM
#31:


Money. Then I can finally fulfill my dream of being with two chicks at the same time.
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stone
07/24/17 3:40:40 PM
#32:


Fam_Fam posted...
close poll so far

You call 75-17 a close poll? Did you fail your math class or something?
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Fam_Fam
07/24/17 8:54:51 PM
#33:


stone posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
close poll so far

You call 75-17 a close poll? Did you fail your math class or something?


worse, im a math professor
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GOATSLAYER
07/24/17 8:55:32 PM
#34:


Fam_Fam posted...
stone posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
close poll so far

You call 75-17 a close poll? Did you fail your math class or something?


worse, im a math professor

Did you buy your degree on ebay?
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FF_Redux
07/24/17 9:04:19 PM
#35:


Money, it's not hard (well IT is) to see when a guy wants to fuck me
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Fam_Fam
07/25/17 8:27:34 AM
#36:


GOATSLAYER posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
stone posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
close poll so far

You call 75-17 a close poll? Did you fail your math class or something?


worse, im a math professor

Did you buy your degree on ebay?


Trump U alum here
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