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GOOMFalse
07/21/17 12:31:58 PM
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Why even waste an egg if you're going to scramble it? You're basically going to burn away 2 dollars for each egg you mash up and mix around like an idiot with a whisk.

When I fail an over easy flip, the only acceptable solution is to pour that garbage right down the drain and walk over to Victors house and buy some more eggs to go make over easy for 3 dollars a pop

Imagine not having that delicious runny yolk infusing its goodness to your toasted sourdough bread that you bought from Linda earlier that day
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Kaname_Madoka
07/21/17 12:32:26 PM
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microwaved_eggs
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clearaflagrantj
07/21/17 12:32:40 PM
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Eggsactly
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Burgess
07/21/17 12:32:50 PM
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Where do eggs cost 2 dollars each.
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/21/17 12:32:54 PM
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You pay too much for eggs
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chill02
07/21/17 12:32:59 PM
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over easy only culture
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moose_knuckle
07/21/17 12:33:35 PM
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2 dollars? What kind of leftist hippy scam eggs are you buying
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GOOMFalse
07/21/17 12:33:38 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You pay too much for eggs

I guess a millennial wouldnt understand quality
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DevsBro
07/21/17 12:33:58 PM
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Over hard mater race
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/21/17 12:34:45 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You pay too much for eggs

I guess a millennial wouldnt understand quality


I get farm fresh for $1.50 a dozen
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CableZL
07/21/17 12:35:08 PM
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GOOMFalse
07/21/17 12:35:40 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Scrambled is the best way.

Do you eat it with toast made from rocks?
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Burgess
07/21/17 12:36:30 PM
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No it's made from bread. Otherwise it would just be hot rocks. That is not toast at all.
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GOOMFalse
07/21/17 12:38:36 PM
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So you're okay with your eggs being rock hard, but not your toast?
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Burgess
07/21/17 12:39:37 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
So you're okay with your eggs being rock hard, but not your toast?


No one said anything about rock eggs.
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LightHawKnight
07/21/17 12:40:50 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You pay too much for eggs

I guess a millennial wouldnt understand quality


Are you buying some sort of exotic egg? 2 bucks isn't quality, it is overkill.
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JlM
07/21/17 12:41:37 PM
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Scrambled, with chorizo, hash brown, cheese and maybe some peppers, a few splashes of hot sauce, wrapped in a tortilla.

I just made myself so fucking horny.
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Mernardi
07/21/17 12:43:12 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You pay too much for eggs

I guess a millennial wouldnt understand quality

Millennials don't understand anything besides avocado toast and crippling student debt.
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GOOMFalse
07/21/17 12:43:46 PM
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Mernardi posted...
GOOMFalse posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
You pay too much for eggs

I guess a millennial wouldnt understand quality

Millennials don't understand anything besides avocado toast and crippling student debt.

And apparently rock hard scrambled eggs
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Questionmarktarius
07/21/17 12:46:57 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
Why even waste an egg if you're going to scramble it? You're basically going to burn away 2 dollars for each egg you mash up and mix around like an idiot with a whisk.

I'm reasonably certain that scrambled eggs are digested and metabolized quite regularly.
Also, where the hell are you buying eggs for $2 each, Australia?
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GOOMFalse
07/21/17 12:52:22 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
GOOMFalse posted...
Why even waste an egg if you're going to scramble it? You're basically going to burn away 2 dollars for each egg you mash up and mix around like an idiot with a whisk.

I'm reasonably certain that scrambled eggs are digested and metabolized quite regularly.
Also, where the hell are you buying eggs for $2 each, Australia?

If you millennials would learn to read posts, you'd see that Victor is selling them
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Questionmarktarius
07/21/17 12:54:50 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
GOOMFalse posted...
Why even waste an egg if you're going to scramble it? You're basically going to burn away 2 dollars for each egg you mash up and mix around like an idiot with a whisk.

I'm reasonably certain that scrambled eggs are digested and metabolized quite regularly.
Also, where the hell are you buying eggs for $2 each, Australia?

If you millennials would learn to read posts, you'd see that Victor is selling them

Is this a reference to something? A copypasta?
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DevsBro
07/21/17 1:09:48 PM
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Paragon21XX
07/21/17 1:16:21 PM
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I'd hate to live where you do where eggs cost $2 each. Even quality eggs cost me no more than 25 cents each where I'm at.
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E32005
07/21/17 1:16:52 PM
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GOOMFalse posted...
Why even waste an egg if you're going to scramble it?

my delicious breakfast burrito is about to slap you in the face
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/21/17 1:20:57 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Over hard master race

That the one where you destroy the yolk and cook it "well done?" If so, fuck yah.
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ROBANN_88
07/21/17 1:23:12 PM
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DevsBro
07/21/17 1:23:49 PM
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That the one where you destroy the yolk and cook it "well done?" If so, f*** yah.

Break the yolk, flip the egg, cook for one minute.
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Questionmarktarius
07/21/17 1:24:33 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Egg_sandwich.jpg

Tubed caviar paste is a thing that actually exists?
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ROBANN_88
07/21/17 1:30:30 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
ROBANN_88 posted...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Egg_sandwich.jpg

Tubed caviar paste is a thing that actually exists?


yes. and it's delicious...on eggs, not so much on its own.

it might be just a Swedish thing
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