Current Events > I'm gonna have sexy sex with my girlfriend tonight

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DoomtheGrav
07/21/17 8:14:11 AM
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Can't wait it's been a month and a half since I've seen her
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treewojima
07/21/17 8:15:30 AM
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don't worry, she still has her pubes trimmed into a heart
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/21/17 8:15:59 AM
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Give her the Alabama Crab Dangle and whisper in her ear, "CE sends its regards."
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Turbam
07/21/17 8:16:57 AM
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You better cut your toenails now.
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DoomtheGrav
07/21/17 8:17:08 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Give her the Alabama Crab Dangle and whisper in her ear, "CE sends its regards."


I was gonna give her the flying 900 Gucci trapeze and say "heard u liek CEmen" but I can do that, sure
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Touch
07/21/17 8:24:30 AM
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What is unsexy sex?
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DoomtheGrav
07/21/17 8:25:00 AM
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Turbam posted...
You better cut your toenails now.


Holy fuck thank you.... wow bruh I didn't even notice.
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DoomtheGrav
07/21/17 8:29:18 AM
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Touch posted...
What is unsexy sex?


It exists apparently but I've never partaken. Sounds awful and sort of smelly.
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