Current Events > You find out your 1 year old daughter is dating a 138 year old man.

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frozenshock 07/20/17 6:18:52 AM #1:	He has a great job, lives on his own and regularly frequents the gym. How would you react? --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:883255305] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote>He has a great job, lives on his own and regularly frequents the gym. How would you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flasbangs 07/20/17 6:24:12 AM #2:	Shit I'd ask him what he puts in his cornflakes.. --- "That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel" - Arnold Rimmer <cite>Flasbangs posted [p:883255393] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote>Shit I'd ask him what he puts in his cornflakes..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 07/20/17 6:24:58 AM #3:	Tbh I would want her to make some grandchildren with those genes, but the guy is gonna have to live another 15-17 years if he wants a sexual relationship. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:883255416] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote>Tbh I would want her to make some grandchildren with those genes, but the guy is gonna have to live another 15-17 years if he wants a sexual relationship.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 07/20/17 7:36:20 AM #4:	I would like to know how the fuck he gets in the house. --- I'm Mary Poppins y'all. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:883256723] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote>I would like to know how the fuck he gets in the house.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 07/20/17 8:12:44 AM #5:	pikachupwnage posted... I would like to know how the fuck he gets in the house. He doesn't, she drives to his place --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:883257681] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote><cite>pikachupwnage posted...</cite> <quote>I would like to know how the fuck he gets in the house.</quote> He doesn't, she drives to his place</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monkhood 07/20/17 8:35:41 AM #6:	Lol --- I won't have to live in this false, sinful, lying, dying body. <cite>Monkhood posted [p:883258327] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kalavinka 07/20/17 8:47:17 AM #7:	I'd wonder how the hell a 1 year old has that level of cognizance... --- It is, as some admiral once said, a trap. 3DS: 2208 8847 9932 / PSN: UltimaSpark50 <cite>Kalavinka posted [p:883258685] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote>I'd wonder how the hell a 1 year old has that level of cognizance...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 07/20/17 8:53:55 AM #8:	Kalavinka posted... I'd wonder how the hell a 1 year old has that level of cognizance... If Kim Jong-Un could do it at that age, your daughter can too --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:883258909] in You find o... [t:75585006]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kalavinka posted...</cite> <quote>I'd wonder how the hell a 1 year old has that level of cognizance...</quote> If Kim Jong-Un could do it at that age, your daughter can too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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