Poll of the Day > How can Doomguy run at 50 miles per hour?

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TheWorstPoster
07/17/17 6:04:15 PM
#1:


It makes no sense
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DarkwingDidi
07/17/17 6:16:22 PM
#2:


You can't?
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Lokarin
07/17/17 6:21:18 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
It makes no sense


He's on the Moon, obviously everyone can run faster if they weigh less and have sticky boots.
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Duck-I-Says
07/17/17 7:41:18 PM
#4:


He has bionic legs.
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KJ StErOiDs
07/17/17 7:43:56 PM
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50 mph is tame and feels totally sensible when compared to him being ported to Quake, where he runs at over 90 mph.
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